Later that evening, Hyde, Fez, Donna and Eric were sitting in the basement, watching television.
"What has gotten you so mopey, Hyde?" Fez asked him suddenly.
"Nothin'." he snapped.
"Aw, I think I know... I think it's Jackie--- or should we say 'Jacks'?" Eric smirked patronizingly, using Hyde's pet name for her.
"Shut *up* Foreman." Hyde growled warningly.
"Don't be such a baby, Hyde..." Donna teased. "You like her, so what?"
"Who says?"
"Your face every time she's in the proximity or her name is mentioned?"
Hyde rolled his eyes at her.
"*Look*, even if I *did* feel anything for her--- which, I *don't*--- she doesn't for me."
"Ahhh... poor, poor Hyde... so tortured..."
"I am *not*---"
"Yes, just like our friend Spiderman..."
Hyde rolled his eyes.
"Fez, do *not* compare me to a comi---"
"Shhhh! Fez is talking." Fez chided, going into one of his infamous fantasy spiels...
{Hyde, dressed conservatively in tight jeans and a button-up shirt, with a simple windbreaker jacket and a camera around his neck, was walking along the city streets when he bumps into Jackie, who is dressed in this tight, lowcut, short, frilly, silky pink dress and an open trench-coat.
"Hia, Steven." she smiled, smacking on her gum.
"Jacks..." he breathed, giving her a wide, awestruck smile.
There is silence for a few moments as they stare at each-other, then Hyde fidgits uncomfortably.
"Ahem... so... guess you're going out to dinner with my best-buddy Kelso, eh?"
"No, we broke up..."
"Really???"
"Yep, and, I was thinking---"
But, suddenly, her words were cut off as The Green Goblin comes and swoops her off the ground! Hyde gets an angered, determined look, and goes to rip off his clothes, revealing a Spiderman costume beneath! Meanwhile, of course, in typical comic-book fashion, Jackie's screaming her head off, as she's being drug around in the air... Spiderman costume intact, he began using his web like Tarzan to swing up and finally caught hold of the glider, yanking himself up onto it.
"You've had it, Goblin.' he ground out.
The Goblin took a swing at Spiderman, accidentally knocking Jackie off.
"Jackie!!!" Hyde screamed, looking over the side frantically, only *slightly* relieved to see her hanging onto the rails on the bottom. "Hang on..." he tried to assure.
The Goblin recoiled as he moved back up and they began fighting. Finally, he held up a hand. "Wait... wait..." he panted, removing the mask.
"KELSO???!!!"
From beneath, a voice piped up, "Michael! I'm going to *kill* you! This is my *favorite* outfit!"
Kelso whimpered. "Help me out, Spidey? Be a buddy?"
Spiderman smirked through the mask and punched some buttons just before slipping to the bottom. "Grab hold." he instructed as he wrapped an arm around her waist.
Just as she grabbed hold, Kelso flew haphazardly away and he shot out some webbing, swinging them through the city, into the window of a loft--- quite obviously hers from the decoration...
"Spiderman... you saved me... again..." she breathed dreamily as he sat her down. "Do I get to thank you?" He stood still, allowing her to remove the mask. "Steven..." she breathed, leaning up to kiss him passionately.
Hyde hefted her up into his arms, carrying her towards the bed, still kissing her...}
Meanwhile, back in reality, Donna and Eric exchanged glances.
"Ahem... no more twinkies for *this* guy..."
"Can it, Foreman; for once his dimensia isn't so bizarre..."
"What has gotten you so mopey, Hyde?" Fez asked him suddenly.
"Nothin'." he snapped.
"Aw, I think I know... I think it's Jackie--- or should we say 'Jacks'?" Eric smirked patronizingly, using Hyde's pet name for her.
"Shut *up* Foreman." Hyde growled warningly.
"Don't be such a baby, Hyde..." Donna teased. "You like her, so what?"
"Who says?"
"Your face every time she's in the proximity or her name is mentioned?"
Hyde rolled his eyes at her.
"*Look*, even if I *did* feel anything for her--- which, I *don't*--- she doesn't for me."
"Ahhh... poor, poor Hyde... so tortured..."
"I am *not*---"
"Yes, just like our friend Spiderman..."
Hyde rolled his eyes.
"Fez, do *not* compare me to a comi---"
"Shhhh! Fez is talking." Fez chided, going into one of his infamous fantasy spiels...
{Hyde, dressed conservatively in tight jeans and a button-up shirt, with a simple windbreaker jacket and a camera around his neck, was walking along the city streets when he bumps into Jackie, who is dressed in this tight, lowcut, short, frilly, silky pink dress and an open trench-coat.
"Hia, Steven." she smiled, smacking on her gum.
"Jacks..." he breathed, giving her a wide, awestruck smile.
There is silence for a few moments as they stare at each-other, then Hyde fidgits uncomfortably.
"Ahem... so... guess you're going out to dinner with my best-buddy Kelso, eh?"
"No, we broke up..."
"Really???"
"Yep, and, I was thinking---"
But, suddenly, her words were cut off as The Green Goblin comes and swoops her off the ground! Hyde gets an angered, determined look, and goes to rip off his clothes, revealing a Spiderman costume beneath! Meanwhile, of course, in typical comic-book fashion, Jackie's screaming her head off, as she's being drug around in the air... Spiderman costume intact, he began using his web like Tarzan to swing up and finally caught hold of the glider, yanking himself up onto it.
"You've had it, Goblin.' he ground out.
The Goblin took a swing at Spiderman, accidentally knocking Jackie off.
"Jackie!!!" Hyde screamed, looking over the side frantically, only *slightly* relieved to see her hanging onto the rails on the bottom. "Hang on..." he tried to assure.
The Goblin recoiled as he moved back up and they began fighting. Finally, he held up a hand. "Wait... wait..." he panted, removing the mask.
"KELSO???!!!"
From beneath, a voice piped up, "Michael! I'm going to *kill* you! This is my *favorite* outfit!"
Kelso whimpered. "Help me out, Spidey? Be a buddy?"
Spiderman smirked through the mask and punched some buttons just before slipping to the bottom. "Grab hold." he instructed as he wrapped an arm around her waist.
Just as she grabbed hold, Kelso flew haphazardly away and he shot out some webbing, swinging them through the city, into the window of a loft--- quite obviously hers from the decoration...
"Spiderman... you saved me... again..." she breathed dreamily as he sat her down. "Do I get to thank you?" He stood still, allowing her to remove the mask. "Steven..." she breathed, leaning up to kiss him passionately.
Hyde hefted her up into his arms, carrying her towards the bed, still kissing her...}
Meanwhile, back in reality, Donna and Eric exchanged glances.
"Ahem... no more twinkies for *this* guy..."
"Can it, Foreman; for once his dimensia isn't so bizarre..."