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Scene: Xellos' bedroom.

Xellos is currently standing in front of a full length mirror, one eye opened in preparation to apply mascara (!?). He's dressed in bunny pattern pajamas with Bunny slippers. His hair's pulled back into pigtails.

A sudden knock at the door ruins his concentration so he just answers it. "Hiya Xel!"

It's our perpetually slow hero, Gourry Gabriev. Well at least it looks like him. He's in his star pattern Pajamas with Winnie the pooh slippers. He's carrying a large plush Barney doll (Shudder). His blonde hair is currently housing hundreds of curlers and is covered by a simple scarf. "Can we start yet?" Xellos sighs in frustration, "No! We're missing someone. There's popcorn on the table." "OOOOH!!!!!!!!" Gourry takes off to start devouring the huge bowl's contents.

Another knock. Xellos huffs and answers it. "Nanni? You're…dressed like a girl!" Gourry looks up for a moment, mouth full, "Am I a pretty girl?" Zelgadiss sweat drops, "…You're beautiful…" Gourry grins and continues to eat. Zelgadiss turns to Xellos and noting his dress, begins to slowly back out of the room. "Where are you going? It's going to be fun!" Zelgadiss takes off with a puff of smoke serving as the only reminder of his presence. Xellos shrugs and begins his task again. After the initial success, Xellos admires himself in the mirror, batting his newly applied eyelashes and winking.

::Knock::

"Get that would you?"

Gourry shrugs and skips over to the door. "Hiya Zell!" Zelgadiss is currently in a large t shirt stating that "Women need men like a fish needs a bicycle." And a pair of boxers. He's wearing his favorite fluffy pink slippers. Still glaring at the floor, Zel takes a seat on the floor.

Xellos claps his hands, "Okay we can start now. Make a circle!" Xel disappears off screen and returns with various beauty supplies and a c.d player equipped with an 'Nsync c.d.

Xellos sits behind Gourry and begins the task of undoing all the curlers.

"So, what's new?"

Gourry and Zelgadiss: Nothing

Gourry winces, "OW!"

"Sorry, these tangles are just impossible!"

Gourry pauses a moment before posing a question the merits intense thought, "Would you, ever do Lina?"

Xellos snickers from behind, "You mean YOU haven't?"

Gourry blushes. Zel pipes up, "I think he's just asking as a survey to see if we'll make fun of him afterwards."

"At least my girlfriend isn't a justice freak!"

"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"

"You really should stop denying your love Zelly chan."

Gourry pauses again before asking, "Okay…who would you do first, me or Xellos?"

Zelgadiss frowns, "I'm not gay! Why does everyone think that!?"

Xellos pipes up, "Cause your so sweet."

"Shut up!"

Gourry grins, "Answer the question."

Zel pouts a moment before responding, "I don't know! Xellos…he is a masochist and all."

"Why don'tcha come give me a big old kiss then Zelly?"

"SHUT UP!! I had to answer the damn question…can we just move on?"

Gourry snickers, "Nope."

Xellos steps back, job finishes. Gourry now has an Afro the size of a small planet.

"What did you do?!" Xellos shrugs, " I dunno… maybe Lina will like it."

Gourry blushes.

Zel still pouting snaps, "Isn't this whole thing kind of…fruity?"

Xel pauses before responding, "Isn't this what you do at a sleepover?"

"Yeah! Next we can make s'mores!"

Zelgadiss mumbles something before speaking out loud again, "Let me ask you this Xeloss…Do You Like Filia?"

Xeloss' eyes open for the second time that night, "Sore wa himitsu desu."

A deluge of pillows suddenly rain down upon him. "Ow."

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