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Scene: The dinner table. It's an ugly scene, Lina and Gourry sucking down as much food as possible, while the others split their time between watching the spectacle and tentatively picking at their own food.
Lina suddenly pauses in her malicious attack on the chicken to watch a scene playing out in front of her eyes.
Amelia is wide eyed, dreamily describing to Zel her perfect husband.
"--And then we'll get married at the castle and Dad will walk me down the aisle, there'll be a little flower girl and everything and he'll be standing there waiting for me with his hand out. I'll pledge myself to him and then we can fight injustice together! …and possibly have 27 children named: Mary, Ariel, Rose, Azalea, Carnation, Kimmy, Martin, Arnold, Phillip…"
"THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!"
All: O.O;
The whole tavern had halted any and all activity.
Xellos murmurs something about Lina having one too many hits from the bottle.
Lina is currently standing on top of the table, facing Amelia and Zel.
"I AM TIRED OF ALL THE LIES! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, ONLY YOU CAN SPEAK THE TRUTH AND FREE US!"
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Random people in the tavern begin confessing their sins.
"I stole from the collection plate!"
"I blamed rude noises on the dog!"
"I don't pay my bills!"
"I'm not really blind!"
"I own a harem downtown!"
"My wife is ugly!"
"My husband's ugly!"
A look passes between the residents of the table. ( -.-; )
Lina snaps, "NOT YOU!"
Patrons: Oh.
"YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!"
Gourry scratches his head a moment and volunteers, "I think Filia's tail is hot."
All: …
Xellos chimes in, "I like being a girl!" He proceeds to sprout breasts. ^ I enjoy being a girl!^
All (Minus Filia and Gourry gazing longingly into each others eyes): 0.o
Amelia sighs, "I like Sylphiel…"
Zelgadiss is sweating at this point as Lina is glaring directly at him.
He mumbles something under his breath.
Lina growls, "SO EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU."
Zel blushes slightly, "Lina and I umm…did the horizontal mambo a few times."
All: 0.0 (The world actually stops spinning)
Gourry gives him a small measure of applause and Zel grins. "Thanks! You know how Lina likes to sweat a playa, all ova me like she own me or sumthin, damn."
Gourry nods, "I know what you sayin man. She aint got no damn respect."
Zel dons his glasses and pimpin hat. "I know! I gots time for her and she act like I can't get a lil Amelia on the side too…well maybe not anymore cause…ya know."
Gourry nods, "For shizzure, I know where you comin from, good luck man.Yo, I'm gonna go hit it with Filia, We'll be back tomorrow ya heard?"
"Fo Sho"
Gourry scoops up a blushing Filia and carries her off to his room.
Zel turns to Lina, who is now an angry red from head to toe, "So, are we gonna?"
"FIRE--"
Zel puts his hands up in defeat, "Zelgadiss Greywords is all about da ladies, but you a trick, straight up."
With that, he gets up to check out "Xellina" who's currently doing a strip tease to Super Freak.
Lina huffs and leaves to go kill something.
Amelia left alone cries out to no one in particular, "I slept with hellmaster Phibby chan too!"
All: Face fault
"I mean…"
Scene: The dinner table. It's an ugly scene, Lina and Gourry sucking down as much food as possible, while the others split their time between watching the spectacle and tentatively picking at their own food.
Lina suddenly pauses in her malicious attack on the chicken to watch a scene playing out in front of her eyes.
Amelia is wide eyed, dreamily describing to Zel her perfect husband.
"--And then we'll get married at the castle and Dad will walk me down the aisle, there'll be a little flower girl and everything and he'll be standing there waiting for me with his hand out. I'll pledge myself to him and then we can fight injustice together! …and possibly have 27 children named: Mary, Ariel, Rose, Azalea, Carnation, Kimmy, Martin, Arnold, Phillip…"
"THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!"
All: O.O;
The whole tavern had halted any and all activity.
Xellos murmurs something about Lina having one too many hits from the bottle.
Lina is currently standing on top of the table, facing Amelia and Zel.
"I AM TIRED OF ALL THE LIES! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, ONLY YOU CAN SPEAK THE TRUTH AND FREE US!"
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Dramatic Pause::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Random people in the tavern begin confessing their sins.
"I stole from the collection plate!"
"I blamed rude noises on the dog!"
"I don't pay my bills!"
"I'm not really blind!"
"I own a harem downtown!"
"My wife is ugly!"
"My husband's ugly!"
A look passes between the residents of the table. ( -.-; )
Lina snaps, "NOT YOU!"
Patrons: Oh.
"YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!"
Gourry scratches his head a moment and volunteers, "I think Filia's tail is hot."
All: …
Xellos chimes in, "I like being a girl!" He proceeds to sprout breasts. ^ I enjoy being a girl!^
All (Minus Filia and Gourry gazing longingly into each others eyes): 0.o
Amelia sighs, "I like Sylphiel…"
Zelgadiss is sweating at this point as Lina is glaring directly at him.
He mumbles something under his breath.
Lina growls, "SO EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU."
Zel blushes slightly, "Lina and I umm…did the horizontal mambo a few times."
All: 0.0 (The world actually stops spinning)
Gourry gives him a small measure of applause and Zel grins. "Thanks! You know how Lina likes to sweat a playa, all ova me like she own me or sumthin, damn."
Gourry nods, "I know what you sayin man. She aint got no damn respect."
Zel dons his glasses and pimpin hat. "I know! I gots time for her and she act like I can't get a lil Amelia on the side too…well maybe not anymore cause…ya know."
Gourry nods, "For shizzure, I know where you comin from, good luck man.Yo, I'm gonna go hit it with Filia, We'll be back tomorrow ya heard?"
"Fo Sho"
Gourry scoops up a blushing Filia and carries her off to his room.
Zel turns to Lina, who is now an angry red from head to toe, "So, are we gonna?"
"FIRE--"
Zel puts his hands up in defeat, "Zelgadiss Greywords is all about da ladies, but you a trick, straight up."
With that, he gets up to check out "Xellina" who's currently doing a strip tease to Super Freak.
Lina huffs and leaves to go kill something.
Amelia left alone cries out to no one in particular, "I slept with hellmaster Phibby chan too!"
All: Face fault
"I mean…"