(Don't ask me why, I'm just obsessed with Zel as a pimp lol Don't ask me
why I pick on Amelia, it just happened!)
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Scene: Zelgadiss' bedroom. Think dignified. Gourry is sitting on the edge of a large comfy looking bed, scratching his head in utter confusion.
Zel halts his speech, "What's so difficult about it?"
"Everything?"
Zel sighs in frustration, "First, you have to find what girls think is hot. Now, I'm hot because I brood a lot, like I'm deep in thought."
"Oh."
"Now, you…hmm… You do have that whole dim bulb thing working for you."
"True."
"I'm willing to bet it's the hair."
"Well I do condition twice a day, everyday" ^.^
-.-; "Yes, well, we'll need a professional opinion. AMELIA!!!!!!"
Amelia bounds into the room, pink hearts dancing in her eyes, "Yes Zelgadiss san master of my universe."
Gourry: …
"Quite. Amelia, what makes Gourry hot?"
"Umm…His hair is nice, it looks so soft, he smells nice too, like flowers, he's very nice, he has these pretty blue eyes, and he has these nice tight muscles that bulge and ripple and that voice…cold shower…going…"
Amelia dazedly stumbles out of the room.
Gourry: 0.o
"Anyway, apparently she likes your body so…you can just work that I guess."
"…keep her away from me."
"Can do. I'll go get your clothes."
Zel hunts through his dresser for a few moments before dumping a pile of clothes in Gourry's lap. "Wha?"
"You can get dressed in the bathroom." Zel proceeds to shove Gourry into the bathroom.
* I'll save you the Gourry getting undressed scene (fangirls: .) In case you were wondering, he's a boxers kinda guy.*
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Gourry steps out of the bathroom in a wife beater, really tight blue jeans(!!!), boots, and his hair is pulled back into a loose pony tail, he too has a pair of sunglasses. (Fangirls:…cold shower…going…)
"This helps me to get girls how?"
Zel sighs impatiently, "You'll see." Zel is wearing a black tank top, matching baggy jeans, and various platinum chains around his neck. He silently motions for Gourry to follow him upstairs.
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Sylphiel, Filia, Lina, Xellos, and Amelia are gathered around a table.
Lina is of course stuffing her face. Everyone else quirks an eyebrow at the drenched Amelia. "What?"
All: "Nothing."
"HI GUYS!"
All: 0.0
Amelia's eyes flit from one to the other until she just keels over. x.x
The drumstick falls from Lina's hand with a resounding thunk.
Gourry stands behind Sylphiel and waits. She suddenly stands and jumps on Zel.
Zel only grumbles in frustration, "Damn dawg, I already had her!"
"I always thought she liked me."
"She did!"
Amelia suddenly recovers and hops onto Zel as well.
"Damn."
Gourry's suddenly assaulted from behind, "What the- XELLOS?!"
"I'll take you Gourry Dear."
"What the fizzle?"
"Calm the hizzle down. Don't Knizzock it till you try the shiznit."
"Don't tell me you did…"
"Forty three times!"
Xellos simply grinned.
"But… He's a guy!"
"I can be a girl if you want!" Xellos runs off, returning with a skintight dress and two huge assets. "Better?"
Gourry scratches his head a moment, "Surprisingly…yes."
Filia, silent until this point, whips out mace sama and beats Xellos senseless (Like he had any sense to start with)
"Hi, Gourry…"
Her tail suddenly pops out and swishes menacingly. "Eep."
Zel still covered in ladies manages to get out, "I think she likes you G- dawg!"
Filia suddenly whispers something in his ear.
Gourry: o.0;
Wile he's still stunned, Filia drags him off towards her room.
Xel, recovered and pouting, follows "I'm coming too!"
Lina stands and approaches the very busy Zel.
::BOOF! MINT! KAPOW! SHAZAM! ZING! NEWT!:: (Can you tell I like those oh so cheesy retro batman movies lol)
::THUNK,THUD::
Lina quietly leads Zel away, careful to step over the prone bodies of Amelia and Sylphie.
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The next morning
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Lina is sprawled across Zelgadiss, both happen to be shirtless and generally mussed.
Filia is snuggled next to Xel, who in turn is nuzzling Gourry.
Amelia and Sylphie are sprawled across a large four post bed. We won't even ask…
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Why is Zel always a pimp? Why is Xel always acting yaoish? Why is Amelia ultra aggressive? I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Scene: Zelgadiss' bedroom. Think dignified. Gourry is sitting on the edge of a large comfy looking bed, scratching his head in utter confusion.
Zel halts his speech, "What's so difficult about it?"
"Everything?"
Zel sighs in frustration, "First, you have to find what girls think is hot. Now, I'm hot because I brood a lot, like I'm deep in thought."
"Oh."
"Now, you…hmm… You do have that whole dim bulb thing working for you."
"True."
"I'm willing to bet it's the hair."
"Well I do condition twice a day, everyday" ^.^
-.-; "Yes, well, we'll need a professional opinion. AMELIA!!!!!!"
Amelia bounds into the room, pink hearts dancing in her eyes, "Yes Zelgadiss san master of my universe."
Gourry: …
"Quite. Amelia, what makes Gourry hot?"
"Umm…His hair is nice, it looks so soft, he smells nice too, like flowers, he's very nice, he has these pretty blue eyes, and he has these nice tight muscles that bulge and ripple and that voice…cold shower…going…"
Amelia dazedly stumbles out of the room.
Gourry: 0.o
"Anyway, apparently she likes your body so…you can just work that I guess."
"…keep her away from me."
"Can do. I'll go get your clothes."
Zel hunts through his dresser for a few moments before dumping a pile of clothes in Gourry's lap. "Wha?"
"You can get dressed in the bathroom." Zel proceeds to shove Gourry into the bathroom.
* I'll save you the Gourry getting undressed scene (fangirls: .) In case you were wondering, he's a boxers kinda guy.*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Moments later^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Gourry steps out of the bathroom in a wife beater, really tight blue jeans(!!!), boots, and his hair is pulled back into a loose pony tail, he too has a pair of sunglasses. (Fangirls:…cold shower…going…)
"This helps me to get girls how?"
Zel sighs impatiently, "You'll see." Zel is wearing a black tank top, matching baggy jeans, and various platinum chains around his neck. He silently motions for Gourry to follow him upstairs.
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Sylphiel, Filia, Lina, Xellos, and Amelia are gathered around a table.
Lina is of course stuffing her face. Everyone else quirks an eyebrow at the drenched Amelia. "What?"
All: "Nothing."
"HI GUYS!"
All: 0.0
Amelia's eyes flit from one to the other until she just keels over. x.x
The drumstick falls from Lina's hand with a resounding thunk.
Gourry stands behind Sylphiel and waits. She suddenly stands and jumps on Zel.
Zel only grumbles in frustration, "Damn dawg, I already had her!"
"I always thought she liked me."
"She did!"
Amelia suddenly recovers and hops onto Zel as well.
"Damn."
Gourry's suddenly assaulted from behind, "What the- XELLOS?!"
"I'll take you Gourry Dear."
"What the fizzle?"
"Calm the hizzle down. Don't Knizzock it till you try the shiznit."
"Don't tell me you did…"
"Forty three times!"
Xellos simply grinned.
"But… He's a guy!"
"I can be a girl if you want!" Xellos runs off, returning with a skintight dress and two huge assets. "Better?"
Gourry scratches his head a moment, "Surprisingly…yes."
Filia, silent until this point, whips out mace sama and beats Xellos senseless (Like he had any sense to start with)
"Hi, Gourry…"
Her tail suddenly pops out and swishes menacingly. "Eep."
Zel still covered in ladies manages to get out, "I think she likes you G- dawg!"
Filia suddenly whispers something in his ear.
Gourry: o.0;
Wile he's still stunned, Filia drags him off towards her room.
Xel, recovered and pouting, follows "I'm coming too!"
Lina stands and approaches the very busy Zel.
::BOOF! MINT! KAPOW! SHAZAM! ZING! NEWT!:: (Can you tell I like those oh so cheesy retro batman movies lol)
::THUNK,THUD::
Lina quietly leads Zel away, careful to step over the prone bodies of Amelia and Sylphie.
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The next morning
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Lina is sprawled across Zelgadiss, both happen to be shirtless and generally mussed.
Filia is snuggled next to Xel, who in turn is nuzzling Gourry.
Amelia and Sylphie are sprawled across a large four post bed. We won't even ask…
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Why is Zel always a pimp? Why is Xel always acting yaoish? Why is Amelia ultra aggressive? I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!