Scene: Night time in the wilderness, it's summertime. Even though nightfall
was long ago, bird still rustle in the trees. A cool breeze carries the
sweet scents of flowers across the land. So peaceful…
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"SOMONE STOLE MY MACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The ear splitting shriek of the golden dragon woke those within a five mile radius. All animal wildlife, wisely, vacated.
Lina, Gourry, Amelia, and Zel, now completely awake, stumble out of their respective tents to find the wailing Filia.
Lina screeches over the noise, "What's wrong?"
Her answer was another sob.
Lina knelt next to her, gently patting her shoulder, "Aww, don't feel so bad…umm…look at the bright side…" Another wail.
Gourry winces and covers his ears in pain, Zelgadiss yawns and starts back to bed.
Amelia runs off as well.
Xellos pops in behind Filia, "Poor Fi-chan."
Her right eye twitched a moment before she turned to glare at him. "…I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!"
Lina simply socked him in the face sending him flying, "Better?"
"NO!!!!"
Amelia suddenly reappears and takes after Xel. Still dragging him by his collar, she stands next to the small group. Amelia has the standard army fatigues on, along with sunglasses, a toothpick, and a badass grin. "I have a plan. ZELGADISS, REPORT NOW!"
He grumbles and frowns, but still joins the small group.
Amelia speaks in an authoritative tone(Drill sergeant), "I have observed the enemies footprints, they head in the western direction. It would make sense to follow them. The only route to retrieve the stolen item is quick and decisive action."
Lina pouts, "What if they had a good reason? To perform justice, we must have both sides of the story and…" "ENOUGH of your touchy feely gobbeldy gook, woman!"
Xellos snickers and is suddenly dropped. Amelia glares at him, "I do not find anything amusing, do you, private?" "…sore wa himitsu desu." "OH! We have a comedian! Well, Mr. Comedian, drop and give me 50!"
"?"
Amelia shakes a fist and him and he gets to work. She hops on his back, to insure that he does as he's told. "Anyway! We must take immediate action in order to speed up recovery!" Lina continues to pout, "but…" "They probably have treasure." "OKAY!"
Lina dashes off to get ready.
"Gourry will weld our hand to hand combat weapons, Lina and Mr. Comedian will deploy all magical offenses." Zel frowns, "Why do I have to go?"
Amelia thinks a moment, "SYMMETRY! And you can be used as a human shield."
"Filia may stay here."
Lina shows up, moneybag and all, "Ready!"
Amelia nods and climbs off the mazoku, "MOVE OUT! Remember: War is not the answer! War is the question, YES is the answer!"
Lina and Xellos sprint in front of the group, Lina eager for money, Xellos eager to escape their mini platoon leader's wrath. Gourry and Zel lag behind. Amelia strolls behind them, humming.
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Scene: The bandit's lair.
Amelia suddenly halts the group. She produces a few sticks of dynamite and tosses them about the site. "Lina?"
"FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!"
::KABLAM!::
A smoking crater is the only remnant of the cave…and its inhabitants. A small glint of metal turns out to be the missing mace sama and all is right with the world. Lina even found a few partially melted metal statues.
Xellos' attempt to retreat was in vain, "Where do you think your going, private?" "…"
"Nowhere." Amelia hops onto his shoulders and directs the team back home, "MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!"
Filia is still sobbing upon their return. Gourry hesitantly presents her with her beloved weapon. She squealed in delight and quickly strapped it to her leg before returning to bed.
Zel, and Gourry dragged themselves back to bed. Lina was next, still ogling her treasure. Amelia had vacated Xel's shoulders only a second earlier, he was already sneaking away.
"Where do you think you're going? You still owe me 26 more pushups…unless you want to trade them for…special training?"
"…" (0.o)
"Come on, it'll be fun." Leaving him no room to argue, Amelia dragged the shocked mazoku by the hair to her tent.
(^.^ & O.O)
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THE NEXT MORNING
Filia is smothering mace sama with kisses, while Lina does much the same with her rare artifacts. Gourry is the only one eating. Zel is drinking coffee.
Amelia emerges from her tent, disheveled but still grinning, dragging her captive behind her.
All: 0.0
Amelia only grins in response.
"HELP ME!"
Amelia grins again, "He's so silly. SO guys…what do you think is a good name for a boy?"
All: X.x
Amelia frowns, "Don't be so overdramatic, I'm just kidding…it's going to be a girl."
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"SOMONE STOLE MY MACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The ear splitting shriek of the golden dragon woke those within a five mile radius. All animal wildlife, wisely, vacated.
Lina, Gourry, Amelia, and Zel, now completely awake, stumble out of their respective tents to find the wailing Filia.
Lina screeches over the noise, "What's wrong?"
Her answer was another sob.
Lina knelt next to her, gently patting her shoulder, "Aww, don't feel so bad…umm…look at the bright side…" Another wail.
Gourry winces and covers his ears in pain, Zelgadiss yawns and starts back to bed.
Amelia runs off as well.
Xellos pops in behind Filia, "Poor Fi-chan."
Her right eye twitched a moment before she turned to glare at him. "…I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!"
Lina simply socked him in the face sending him flying, "Better?"
"NO!!!!"
Amelia suddenly reappears and takes after Xel. Still dragging him by his collar, she stands next to the small group. Amelia has the standard army fatigues on, along with sunglasses, a toothpick, and a badass grin. "I have a plan. ZELGADISS, REPORT NOW!"
He grumbles and frowns, but still joins the small group.
Amelia speaks in an authoritative tone(Drill sergeant), "I have observed the enemies footprints, they head in the western direction. It would make sense to follow them. The only route to retrieve the stolen item is quick and decisive action."
Lina pouts, "What if they had a good reason? To perform justice, we must have both sides of the story and…" "ENOUGH of your touchy feely gobbeldy gook, woman!"
Xellos snickers and is suddenly dropped. Amelia glares at him, "I do not find anything amusing, do you, private?" "…sore wa himitsu desu." "OH! We have a comedian! Well, Mr. Comedian, drop and give me 50!"
"?"
Amelia shakes a fist and him and he gets to work. She hops on his back, to insure that he does as he's told. "Anyway! We must take immediate action in order to speed up recovery!" Lina continues to pout, "but…" "They probably have treasure." "OKAY!"
Lina dashes off to get ready.
"Gourry will weld our hand to hand combat weapons, Lina and Mr. Comedian will deploy all magical offenses." Zel frowns, "Why do I have to go?"
Amelia thinks a moment, "SYMMETRY! And you can be used as a human shield."
"Filia may stay here."
Lina shows up, moneybag and all, "Ready!"
Amelia nods and climbs off the mazoku, "MOVE OUT! Remember: War is not the answer! War is the question, YES is the answer!"
Lina and Xellos sprint in front of the group, Lina eager for money, Xellos eager to escape their mini platoon leader's wrath. Gourry and Zel lag behind. Amelia strolls behind them, humming.
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Scene: The bandit's lair.
Amelia suddenly halts the group. She produces a few sticks of dynamite and tosses them about the site. "Lina?"
"FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!"
::KABLAM!::
A smoking crater is the only remnant of the cave…and its inhabitants. A small glint of metal turns out to be the missing mace sama and all is right with the world. Lina even found a few partially melted metal statues.
Xellos' attempt to retreat was in vain, "Where do you think your going, private?" "…"
"Nowhere." Amelia hops onto his shoulders and directs the team back home, "MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!"
Filia is still sobbing upon their return. Gourry hesitantly presents her with her beloved weapon. She squealed in delight and quickly strapped it to her leg before returning to bed.
Zel, and Gourry dragged themselves back to bed. Lina was next, still ogling her treasure. Amelia had vacated Xel's shoulders only a second earlier, he was already sneaking away.
"Where do you think you're going? You still owe me 26 more pushups…unless you want to trade them for…special training?"
"…" (0.o)
"Come on, it'll be fun." Leaving him no room to argue, Amelia dragged the shocked mazoku by the hair to her tent.
(^.^ & O.O)
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THE NEXT MORNING
Filia is smothering mace sama with kisses, while Lina does much the same with her rare artifacts. Gourry is the only one eating. Zel is drinking coffee.
Amelia emerges from her tent, disheveled but still grinning, dragging her captive behind her.
All: 0.0
Amelia only grins in response.
"HELP ME!"
Amelia grins again, "He's so silly. SO guys…what do you think is a good name for a boy?"
All: X.x
Amelia frowns, "Don't be so overdramatic, I'm just kidding…it's going to be a girl."
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