IN WHICH LEGOLAS FALLS IN LOVE WITH NICK WEIDMAN GIMLILAS
Legolas hummed.
"hummity hum hum."
Other than the aggravating songs the beautiful elf was humming, the forest was silent. It can be assumed that Legolas's rendition of "Mary Had a Little Lamb" frightened all the forest creatures off.
There was, however, one creature which was not scared away.
As he walked through the trees Legolas spotted a flash of silver through the leaves. He sped to his greatly admired elvish run and tried to see the silver object more clearly.
Reaching a clearing, Legolas could see someone ahead, with flowing blonde hair. Pulling a strand of his own blonde hair before his eyes Legolas looked back at the creature. "My hair's more beautiful," he decided.
It was this fateful decision that caused Legolas to run up to the blonde-haired creature, who appeared to be eating flowers.
"..." he shouted as he ran up behind the creature. When no response came a look of anguish came over Legolas's face.
"This is no mere Ranger, but Aragorn son of Arathorn!" he exclaimed.
Still no answer.
"You owe him your alliegance!"
When no answer came Legolas gave up and kicked the creature in the shin.
With a yelp the creature spun around. "Me Nick Weidman Gimlilas! Me Wingwaith!"
The creature seemed to be a freakish combination of Legolas, Gimli and an orc. Yet Legolas found Nick Weidman Gimlilas strangely attractive. The orcish good looks, long blonde hair and big, bushy, red, braided beard caused Legolas to shout "...!"
With a flourish Nick Weidman Gimlilas pulled out a black bedsheet and tied it around his neck. While doing so his hand became entangled in his SEXY beard.
"Bad beawd! Bad!" shouted Nick Weidman Gimlilas. He began throwing pebbles at his face.
This sight shocked Legolas so that he leaped forward and came up with a line that wasn't in Lord of the Rings.
"Stop it, you are too damn sexy to throw pebbles at yourself!"
Legolas was so shocked at the line he had delivered that he paused to ponder the greatness of it all.
Suddenly Nick Weidman Gimlilas pulled his hand from his sexy beard. Pulling out a foam noodle, he began to smack Legolas.
"Me Wingwaith! Me Wingwaith!" he said, and ran off to smack some trees with his foam noodle.
Legolas hummed.
"hummity hum hum."
Other than the aggravating songs the beautiful elf was humming, the forest was silent. It can be assumed that Legolas's rendition of "Mary Had a Little Lamb" frightened all the forest creatures off.
There was, however, one creature which was not scared away.
As he walked through the trees Legolas spotted a flash of silver through the leaves. He sped to his greatly admired elvish run and tried to see the silver object more clearly.
Reaching a clearing, Legolas could see someone ahead, with flowing blonde hair. Pulling a strand of his own blonde hair before his eyes Legolas looked back at the creature. "My hair's more beautiful," he decided.
It was this fateful decision that caused Legolas to run up to the blonde-haired creature, who appeared to be eating flowers.
"..." he shouted as he ran up behind the creature. When no response came a look of anguish came over Legolas's face.
"This is no mere Ranger, but Aragorn son of Arathorn!" he exclaimed.
Still no answer.
"You owe him your alliegance!"
When no answer came Legolas gave up and kicked the creature in the shin.
With a yelp the creature spun around. "Me Nick Weidman Gimlilas! Me Wingwaith!"
The creature seemed to be a freakish combination of Legolas, Gimli and an orc. Yet Legolas found Nick Weidman Gimlilas strangely attractive. The orcish good looks, long blonde hair and big, bushy, red, braided beard caused Legolas to shout "...!"
With a flourish Nick Weidman Gimlilas pulled out a black bedsheet and tied it around his neck. While doing so his hand became entangled in his SEXY beard.
"Bad beawd! Bad!" shouted Nick Weidman Gimlilas. He began throwing pebbles at his face.
This sight shocked Legolas so that he leaped forward and came up with a line that wasn't in Lord of the Rings.
"Stop it, you are too damn sexy to throw pebbles at yourself!"
Legolas was so shocked at the line he had delivered that he paused to ponder the greatness of it all.
Suddenly Nick Weidman Gimlilas pulled his hand from his sexy beard. Pulling out a foam noodle, he began to smack Legolas.
"Me Wingwaith! Me Wingwaith!" he said, and ran off to smack some trees with his foam noodle.