Buffy the Vampire Slayer Meets Final Fantasy VII.
Rated PG-13 for language, violence, and suggesetive themes
Buffy: ::walks through the grave yard all dressed in black with her hair up in a pony tail. She's wearing a long duster which hid a stake in her back pocket::
Cloud: ::slashing at nearby demons::
Buffy: ::hears something and runs to the sound:: 0.0! ::jumps in and cuts off a demons head and that demon falls to the ground::
Cloud: ::slashes another demon in half::
Buffy: ::kicks the last one::
Cloud: ::looks over at buffy:: This a hobby of yours?
Buffy: Not really ::rams the stake into the Demon's heart:: Is it one of yours?
Cloud: Just doing my job.
Buffy: ::smirks:: I was born to do this.
Cloud: You live around here?
Buffy: Yeah….actually. Do you?
Cloud: Just moved here…are there always monsters here?
Buffy: Not exactly the right term. But those guys? Oh yeah.
Cloud: You know a high school around here?
Buffy: Sunnydale High. Yeah that's were I go.
Cloud: ok then…see you later then ::leaves::
Buffy: :blinks:: right. Watch out for vampires.
Cloud: Watch out for a thief…
Buffy: Tell the thief to watch out for me. ::smiles::
** Next Day at Sunnydale High School**
Willow: So this guy you met at the grave yard didn't give you a name?
Buffy: Nope.
Xander: The nameless wonder
Buffy and Willow: ::looks at Xander oddly::
Xander: ::ignores them::
Buffy: He said something about a thief so you guys be carfully.
Willow: Will do
Xander: Oh fun a thief.
Buffy: Well it's not that common
Xander: Hmm new exsperince for Buffy.
Buffy: and you guys too
Willow: Giles's books wont help with this
Xander: Willow ready to do the detective thing
Buffy: Well, it's gotta be someone new in town
Willow: This should be easy
Buffy: One good thing about living in a small town on hellmouth
Xander: yeah not to many new people.
Teacher: Class, let me introduce you to Yuffie Kisaragi. She will be your new classmate.
Buffy Willow and Xander: Hmmmm
Teacher: Can I please ask you to drop the weapon? They arnt allowed in schools.
Buffy Xander and Willow along with everyone else in the class: 0.0!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: But MISS!!!!!!!! What if something bad happens!!!
::The class and teacher look at Buffy::
Buffy: what?
Teacher: You don't need to worry about not being protected.
Yuffie: HMPH!!! WELLLLLL I'm taking it with me no matter WHAT you say!
Teacher: ::looks at Buffy::
Buffy: ::stands up:: That might not be smart. You really don't wanna mess with Snyder. Just keep it hidden.
Teacher: Good idea Buffy. Just keep it hidden.
Buffy: ::sits down::
Xander: Hey there's an empty seat by me if you need a place to sit.
Yuffie: Thanks… ::Sits by Xander:: ^.^ Got any materia?
Xander: like a pencil?
Yuffie: no dimwit!!!!
Xander: ::looks down:: oh materia? I got a lot of that.
Buffy: ::hits Xander: Yeah I'm sure
Yuffie: MAGIC FOR ALL YOU STUPID PEOPLE!!!!! ::Sighs:: im with a lot of idiots
Willow: Well that's not nice. ::pouts::
Buffy: you want magic? Well, you came to the right place ::bell rings:: I'll show you to the library.
Yuffie: Sure…. Hey is that sicko jerk coming with us? ::gives him a quick smile then turns back to buffy::
Buffy: He might
Willow: Probably will.
::they walk to the library with Xander too::
**In the Library* *
Giles: No no no that's not where that goes! It goes in the non fiction section
Tifa: But….oh never mind!!!! Your confusing me!!! And how come you wouldn't take 2 aids?! I wanted cloud to help me out!!!
Giles: Because having one of you around is hard enough I don't need two! Oh Hello Buffy Xander Willow…and who are you?
Yuffie: New student…haven't you ever heard of me? I WAS THE ONLY one to kill Sephiroth!!!!
Tifa: YEAH RIGHT!!!! Cloud, Me, Vincent, and everyone else did YOU only did the smallest part!!!!
Yuffie: DID NOT!!!
Tifa: DID TO!!!!
Buffy: ::smirks: Surprised they've never heard of me.
Giles: Yeah my SLAYER's the only one who's ever killed THE MASTER. She saved the world from a horrable doom.
Tifa: But Cloud, Me, and Vincent saved the world from Sephiroth who was about to destroy it with Metor!!! Im surprised you haven't heard of it.
Yuffie: oh….Your going out with buffy Xander? …….. ::walks over to the non fiction section""
Xander: No.
Buffy: I'm going out with the famous Angelouse…gone soft.
Willow: Yep she's going out with a vampire who's be cursed with a soul.
Buffy: ::smiles:: He's so cute.
Xander: ::rolls his eyes:: Yeah yeah yeah.
Tifa: Sounds like Vincent…. ::shrugs:: sort of anyway….
Yuffie:: ::sits down in a corner reading a book about magic::
Buffy: Whats the craziest thing you've guys ever done to save the world?
Tifa: Well….Cloud my boyfriend had to dress up like a girl and wear perfume and everything….
Yuffie: ::sighs::
Buffy: I burned down my school gym at my old school in L.A and got exspelled. This was the only school that would take me.
Willow: I think Buffy wins that round
Tifa: Well we did blow up over 5 towns….including where my bar was at…
Buffy: Well, how many people did you kill with that? I just killed some basket ball hoops and a few balls. But that number didn't compare to the amount of vampires I killed.
Cloud: ::walks in:: I told you to keep quiet about us Tifa…
Tifa: CLOUD!!!! ::runs up to him and gives him a hug::
Xander: ::looks at Cloud:: Man, how do you do it?
Yuffie: Cuz hes a mercenary…go figure…but I don't fall in love with anyone. Its not my thing.
Xander: uhhuh.
Buffy: Graveyard dude.
Willow: That's him?
Buffy: yeppers
Yuffie: ::thinks to herself:: "But why do I feel so weird…I cant like Xander…not that way anyway"
Buffy: hmm I wonder what thief he could have been talking about last night.
Yuffie: Me? You have a problem with it? ::hold up a piece of cake:: stole it from the pricapal!!!
Snyder: ::just walked in:: Oh really? Well detention for you for a month.
Yuffie: ::pulls out her boomerang:: Hey its just cake! ::thinks "hey I still have that $100,000 from that bank I stole earlier today"::
Snyder: Ok that's it your exspelled. ::calls secutirty over his walk-e- talkie.::
::security takes her outside::
Yuffie: ::Slashes at security: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! ::runs off:: SEE YA XANDER!!!!
Xander: That is some girl.
Tifa: She's acting strange latly…. Huh Cloud?
Cloud: If you keep hanging on me im going to slash at you too
Tifa: HEY!
Cloud: Im kidding but not now Tifa…not in public
Xander: Geeze guy be happy that you got someone hanging on you. ::Sniffles:: I'm so lonely.
Buffy: ::rolls her eyes::
**Next Day**
Yuffie: ::somehow gets back into the school:: Hi Xander!
Xander: Hey there person who isn't suppose to be here
Yuffie: ::looks down at the floor:: your not happy to see me?
Xander: No I'm very happy to see you. I'm just worried that you'll get introuble.
Yuffie: Xander…do you know any pchyshatris around here? I feel way different then I usally do and very odd.
Xander: ::smiles:: Maybe it's love.
Yuffie: ::blushes:: me? In love? That would never happen…
Xander: Oh I see… ::walks away sadly::
Yuffie: ::chases after him:: XANDER!!!! I…um…wanted to give this to you…
Xander: Did you steal it? Like you stole my heart.
Yuffie: ::bright red:: no…it's a family item…please take it… ::hands him her bracelet::
Xander: Well if I was trying to be manly today it's not working ::puts it on::
Yuffie: Don't….Don't worry about it…. ::looks away:: I have to go…
Xander: ::kisses her cheek::
Yuffie: ::turns back around:: Xander?….Why?…I don't understand what I'm feeling…
Xander: I think you have a crush on me ::Smiles::
Yuffie: crush? ……::blushes::
Cloud: Hey don't go too far…im the sub for the class today
Yuffie: @%#^ off Cloud!
Cloud: ::shrugs::
Yuffie: ::makes out with Xander::
Xander: 0.0!!!!! -.-
Cloud: Get in your seats!!! I don't want to teach this class either so shut up
Yuffie: ::ignoring cloud::
Buffy: ::sighs::
Willow: This is gonna be a long period.
Buffy: very
Sephiroth: ::walks in::
Yuffie: ::pulls away::….. SEPHIROTH?!?!?! BUT YOUR DEAD?!?!?!
Cloud: ::pulls out sword::
Cordillia: Hey he's hot ::walks up to him and starts talking to him:: So your name's Sephiroth huh? That's pretty hot
Sephiroth: ::pulls out (the VERRRRRRRY long) sword::
Cordillia: Hmmm as that as long as-
Buffy: Cordy! Get over here now!
Cordy: But ::clings to Sephiroth::
Sephiroth: ::rolls eyes::
Yuffie: What are you doing here?
Sephiroth: To destroy what I should have a long time ago… ::stabs yuffie in the chest::
Yuffie: ::Falls to the floor gasping for air:: Seph….. ::still gasping:: irogh…. ::falls unconscious::
Xander: Yuffie!
Buffy: ::kicks the sword away from him and runs and grabs it:: I don't think so
Willow: ::runs to Yuffie:: We need to get her to a hospital
Cloud: Let me take care of this guy…you guys get out of here and get the students out
Buffy: I got him ok. I have the sword and I've delt with worse. ::cuts of Sephiroth's head::
Cloud: That wont stop him…it'll grow back…I highly suggest we handle this another day
Buffy: ::stabs him through the heart::
Cloud: That should hold him off for a few days….get out of here before he uses black materia again… NOW!!!
Buffy: I can handle him.
Cloud: Well hes unconcious…leave now before anyone gets hurt…
Buffy: ::picks up Seithroth:: Sure but I'm taking him with me ::goes to Angel's home:: Angel I need to burn something
Angel: oh? Oh. That guys evil
Buffy: yeah lets burn him ::throughs him into the big fire place and starts a fire::
(please forgive my friend who knows nothing about FF7 so please excuse the next line if you take it offensive)
Sepitroth: I'm melting I'm melting. Oh what a world what a world. ::dies::
Buffy: I gtg ::leaves and goes back to school:: ::walks up to cloud:: He's dead
Cloud: about time he died….thank you
Buffy: wanna know how?
Cloud: By what?….. I wonder if Yuffie's alive….not like I like her but she is a teammate after all
Buffy: Willow can do some spell. She'll be fine. I burned him
**At the Library**
Yuffie: ::Wakes up from concionness:: Xander….. ::cough:: if I die you can have all my stuff I swear…. ::really bad hacking sound:: ::closes eyes:: you allready have my heart…
Xander: no your not gonna die!
Willow: ::Says the last two words and Yuffie's fine::
Yuffie: Huh? I'm better? But I just saw a world of darkness for a few min…
Xander: Well now what do you see?
Yuffie: I probably died and went to heaven if im seeing what I really am seeing now… ::blushes:: ::hands him a special dragon scale she had:: Father said I should give this to the man I marry but… ::Blushes brighter::
Xander: but what?
Yuffie: I know that I should marry someone who knows material arts like me but….your just too perfect…. ::Bright bright bright red:: I know I'm too young too but…. ::Cries happily on xander's shoulders::
Xander: 0.0! Wow your moving way to fast for me. I'm gone.
Yuffie: ::tear from eye:: (wow first time she's ever cried) but…
Xander: Kidding
Yuffie: So….you will?
Xander: Well let me finish high school first.
Yuffie: ::cries from happiness:: My goodness….Im getting married in a few years…to the nicest, funniest, cutest guy….
Xander: ::blush::
Tifa: ::walks in:: ::blinks:: whats with all the comotion about?
Yuffie: ::blushing:: n..n..nothing tifa….
Willow: I'm gonna go…::walks out sadly::
Tifa: Whats with her?
Yuffie: Any beds around here? I'm really tired… ::yawns::
Tifa: O.O YUFFIE?!?!?
Yuffie: ::yawns:: what? Just looking for a place to sleep?
Giles: no beds
Cloud: ::walks in:: Hey! I found a way to get back home!
Tifa: YAY!
Yuffie: But…. ::tear falls from eye::
Cloud: I'm sorry Yuffie but we have to leave right now.
Yuffie: Goodbye my love…My Xander. ::Cries::
The End
Rated PG-13 for language, violence, and suggesetive themes
Buffy: ::walks through the grave yard all dressed in black with her hair up in a pony tail. She's wearing a long duster which hid a stake in her back pocket::
Cloud: ::slashing at nearby demons::
Buffy: ::hears something and runs to the sound:: 0.0! ::jumps in and cuts off a demons head and that demon falls to the ground::
Cloud: ::slashes another demon in half::
Buffy: ::kicks the last one::
Cloud: ::looks over at buffy:: This a hobby of yours?
Buffy: Not really ::rams the stake into the Demon's heart:: Is it one of yours?
Cloud: Just doing my job.
Buffy: ::smirks:: I was born to do this.
Cloud: You live around here?
Buffy: Yeah….actually. Do you?
Cloud: Just moved here…are there always monsters here?
Buffy: Not exactly the right term. But those guys? Oh yeah.
Cloud: You know a high school around here?
Buffy: Sunnydale High. Yeah that's were I go.
Cloud: ok then…see you later then ::leaves::
Buffy: :blinks:: right. Watch out for vampires.
Cloud: Watch out for a thief…
Buffy: Tell the thief to watch out for me. ::smiles::
** Next Day at Sunnydale High School**
Willow: So this guy you met at the grave yard didn't give you a name?
Buffy: Nope.
Xander: The nameless wonder
Buffy and Willow: ::looks at Xander oddly::
Xander: ::ignores them::
Buffy: He said something about a thief so you guys be carfully.
Willow: Will do
Xander: Oh fun a thief.
Buffy: Well it's not that common
Xander: Hmm new exsperince for Buffy.
Buffy: and you guys too
Willow: Giles's books wont help with this
Xander: Willow ready to do the detective thing
Buffy: Well, it's gotta be someone new in town
Willow: This should be easy
Buffy: One good thing about living in a small town on hellmouth
Xander: yeah not to many new people.
Teacher: Class, let me introduce you to Yuffie Kisaragi. She will be your new classmate.
Buffy Willow and Xander: Hmmmm
Teacher: Can I please ask you to drop the weapon? They arnt allowed in schools.
Buffy Xander and Willow along with everyone else in the class: 0.0!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: But MISS!!!!!!!! What if something bad happens!!!
::The class and teacher look at Buffy::
Buffy: what?
Teacher: You don't need to worry about not being protected.
Yuffie: HMPH!!! WELLLLLL I'm taking it with me no matter WHAT you say!
Teacher: ::looks at Buffy::
Buffy: ::stands up:: That might not be smart. You really don't wanna mess with Snyder. Just keep it hidden.
Teacher: Good idea Buffy. Just keep it hidden.
Buffy: ::sits down::
Xander: Hey there's an empty seat by me if you need a place to sit.
Yuffie: Thanks… ::Sits by Xander:: ^.^ Got any materia?
Xander: like a pencil?
Yuffie: no dimwit!!!!
Xander: ::looks down:: oh materia? I got a lot of that.
Buffy: ::hits Xander: Yeah I'm sure
Yuffie: MAGIC FOR ALL YOU STUPID PEOPLE!!!!! ::Sighs:: im with a lot of idiots
Willow: Well that's not nice. ::pouts::
Buffy: you want magic? Well, you came to the right place ::bell rings:: I'll show you to the library.
Yuffie: Sure…. Hey is that sicko jerk coming with us? ::gives him a quick smile then turns back to buffy::
Buffy: He might
Willow: Probably will.
::they walk to the library with Xander too::
**In the Library* *
Giles: No no no that's not where that goes! It goes in the non fiction section
Tifa: But….oh never mind!!!! Your confusing me!!! And how come you wouldn't take 2 aids?! I wanted cloud to help me out!!!
Giles: Because having one of you around is hard enough I don't need two! Oh Hello Buffy Xander Willow…and who are you?
Yuffie: New student…haven't you ever heard of me? I WAS THE ONLY one to kill Sephiroth!!!!
Tifa: YEAH RIGHT!!!! Cloud, Me, Vincent, and everyone else did YOU only did the smallest part!!!!
Yuffie: DID NOT!!!
Tifa: DID TO!!!!
Buffy: ::smirks: Surprised they've never heard of me.
Giles: Yeah my SLAYER's the only one who's ever killed THE MASTER. She saved the world from a horrable doom.
Tifa: But Cloud, Me, and Vincent saved the world from Sephiroth who was about to destroy it with Metor!!! Im surprised you haven't heard of it.
Yuffie: oh….Your going out with buffy Xander? …….. ::walks over to the non fiction section""
Xander: No.
Buffy: I'm going out with the famous Angelouse…gone soft.
Willow: Yep she's going out with a vampire who's be cursed with a soul.
Buffy: ::smiles:: He's so cute.
Xander: ::rolls his eyes:: Yeah yeah yeah.
Tifa: Sounds like Vincent…. ::shrugs:: sort of anyway….
Yuffie:: ::sits down in a corner reading a book about magic::
Buffy: Whats the craziest thing you've guys ever done to save the world?
Tifa: Well….Cloud my boyfriend had to dress up like a girl and wear perfume and everything….
Yuffie: ::sighs::
Buffy: I burned down my school gym at my old school in L.A and got exspelled. This was the only school that would take me.
Willow: I think Buffy wins that round
Tifa: Well we did blow up over 5 towns….including where my bar was at…
Buffy: Well, how many people did you kill with that? I just killed some basket ball hoops and a few balls. But that number didn't compare to the amount of vampires I killed.
Cloud: ::walks in:: I told you to keep quiet about us Tifa…
Tifa: CLOUD!!!! ::runs up to him and gives him a hug::
Xander: ::looks at Cloud:: Man, how do you do it?
Yuffie: Cuz hes a mercenary…go figure…but I don't fall in love with anyone. Its not my thing.
Xander: uhhuh.
Buffy: Graveyard dude.
Willow: That's him?
Buffy: yeppers
Yuffie: ::thinks to herself:: "But why do I feel so weird…I cant like Xander…not that way anyway"
Buffy: hmm I wonder what thief he could have been talking about last night.
Yuffie: Me? You have a problem with it? ::hold up a piece of cake:: stole it from the pricapal!!!
Snyder: ::just walked in:: Oh really? Well detention for you for a month.
Yuffie: ::pulls out her boomerang:: Hey its just cake! ::thinks "hey I still have that $100,000 from that bank I stole earlier today"::
Snyder: Ok that's it your exspelled. ::calls secutirty over his walk-e- talkie.::
::security takes her outside::
Yuffie: ::Slashes at security: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! ::runs off:: SEE YA XANDER!!!!
Xander: That is some girl.
Tifa: She's acting strange latly…. Huh Cloud?
Cloud: If you keep hanging on me im going to slash at you too
Tifa: HEY!
Cloud: Im kidding but not now Tifa…not in public
Xander: Geeze guy be happy that you got someone hanging on you. ::Sniffles:: I'm so lonely.
Buffy: ::rolls her eyes::
**Next Day**
Yuffie: ::somehow gets back into the school:: Hi Xander!
Xander: Hey there person who isn't suppose to be here
Yuffie: ::looks down at the floor:: your not happy to see me?
Xander: No I'm very happy to see you. I'm just worried that you'll get introuble.
Yuffie: Xander…do you know any pchyshatris around here? I feel way different then I usally do and very odd.
Xander: ::smiles:: Maybe it's love.
Yuffie: ::blushes:: me? In love? That would never happen…
Xander: Oh I see… ::walks away sadly::
Yuffie: ::chases after him:: XANDER!!!! I…um…wanted to give this to you…
Xander: Did you steal it? Like you stole my heart.
Yuffie: ::bright red:: no…it's a family item…please take it… ::hands him her bracelet::
Xander: Well if I was trying to be manly today it's not working ::puts it on::
Yuffie: Don't….Don't worry about it…. ::looks away:: I have to go…
Xander: ::kisses her cheek::
Yuffie: ::turns back around:: Xander?….Why?…I don't understand what I'm feeling…
Xander: I think you have a crush on me ::Smiles::
Yuffie: crush? ……::blushes::
Cloud: Hey don't go too far…im the sub for the class today
Yuffie: @%#^ off Cloud!
Cloud: ::shrugs::
Yuffie: ::makes out with Xander::
Xander: 0.0!!!!! -.-
Cloud: Get in your seats!!! I don't want to teach this class either so shut up
Yuffie: ::ignoring cloud::
Buffy: ::sighs::
Willow: This is gonna be a long period.
Buffy: very
Sephiroth: ::walks in::
Yuffie: ::pulls away::….. SEPHIROTH?!?!?! BUT YOUR DEAD?!?!?!
Cloud: ::pulls out sword::
Cordillia: Hey he's hot ::walks up to him and starts talking to him:: So your name's Sephiroth huh? That's pretty hot
Sephiroth: ::pulls out (the VERRRRRRRY long) sword::
Cordillia: Hmmm as that as long as-
Buffy: Cordy! Get over here now!
Cordy: But ::clings to Sephiroth::
Sephiroth: ::rolls eyes::
Yuffie: What are you doing here?
Sephiroth: To destroy what I should have a long time ago… ::stabs yuffie in the chest::
Yuffie: ::Falls to the floor gasping for air:: Seph….. ::still gasping:: irogh…. ::falls unconscious::
Xander: Yuffie!
Buffy: ::kicks the sword away from him and runs and grabs it:: I don't think so
Willow: ::runs to Yuffie:: We need to get her to a hospital
Cloud: Let me take care of this guy…you guys get out of here and get the students out
Buffy: I got him ok. I have the sword and I've delt with worse. ::cuts of Sephiroth's head::
Cloud: That wont stop him…it'll grow back…I highly suggest we handle this another day
Buffy: ::stabs him through the heart::
Cloud: That should hold him off for a few days….get out of here before he uses black materia again… NOW!!!
Buffy: I can handle him.
Cloud: Well hes unconcious…leave now before anyone gets hurt…
Buffy: ::picks up Seithroth:: Sure but I'm taking him with me ::goes to Angel's home:: Angel I need to burn something
Angel: oh? Oh. That guys evil
Buffy: yeah lets burn him ::throughs him into the big fire place and starts a fire::
(please forgive my friend who knows nothing about FF7 so please excuse the next line if you take it offensive)
Sepitroth: I'm melting I'm melting. Oh what a world what a world. ::dies::
Buffy: I gtg ::leaves and goes back to school:: ::walks up to cloud:: He's dead
Cloud: about time he died….thank you
Buffy: wanna know how?
Cloud: By what?….. I wonder if Yuffie's alive….not like I like her but she is a teammate after all
Buffy: Willow can do some spell. She'll be fine. I burned him
**At the Library**
Yuffie: ::Wakes up from concionness:: Xander….. ::cough:: if I die you can have all my stuff I swear…. ::really bad hacking sound:: ::closes eyes:: you allready have my heart…
Xander: no your not gonna die!
Willow: ::Says the last two words and Yuffie's fine::
Yuffie: Huh? I'm better? But I just saw a world of darkness for a few min…
Xander: Well now what do you see?
Yuffie: I probably died and went to heaven if im seeing what I really am seeing now… ::blushes:: ::hands him a special dragon scale she had:: Father said I should give this to the man I marry but… ::Blushes brighter::
Xander: but what?
Yuffie: I know that I should marry someone who knows material arts like me but….your just too perfect…. ::Bright bright bright red:: I know I'm too young too but…. ::Cries happily on xander's shoulders::
Xander: 0.0! Wow your moving way to fast for me. I'm gone.
Yuffie: ::tear from eye:: (wow first time she's ever cried) but…
Xander: Kidding
Yuffie: So….you will?
Xander: Well let me finish high school first.
Yuffie: ::cries from happiness:: My goodness….Im getting married in a few years…to the nicest, funniest, cutest guy….
Xander: ::blush::
Tifa: ::walks in:: ::blinks:: whats with all the comotion about?
Yuffie: ::blushing:: n..n..nothing tifa….
Willow: I'm gonna go…::walks out sadly::
Tifa: Whats with her?
Yuffie: Any beds around here? I'm really tired… ::yawns::
Tifa: O.O YUFFIE?!?!?
Yuffie: ::yawns:: what? Just looking for a place to sleep?
Giles: no beds
Cloud: ::walks in:: Hey! I found a way to get back home!
Tifa: YAY!
Yuffie: But…. ::tear falls from eye::
Cloud: I'm sorry Yuffie but we have to leave right now.
Yuffie: Goodbye my love…My Xander. ::Cries::
The End