((A/N: eeeeeeeee HEEEEEE!!!! MUAHAHAHAAAAA I can't believe it MUAHAHA!! Hehe, now this here is a hyper thingamabob I wrote after I drank some MILKSHAKE FROM [dun dun dun] JACK IN THE BOX..... O.o... and after seeing Spider-Man and loving it and after... wait... I love Zim. I don't own Spider-Man or Invader Zim because I'm not WORTHY enough!!! PELT ME WITH STONES!!! Oki i think i'll start the thingamabob. HEY!! But what I DO own is myself, Zyn-JA because I luff me and you luff me too. SELF INSERTION- NESS!!))

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Zim: MUAHAHAAA!!! Victory is MINE! MINE MINE MINE AAAALLL MINE MUAHAHAA!!!!

Zim is laughing his head off. Around him are a bunch of scattered kids among a bunch of scattered dodge balls. All the kids are limp and moaning.

Zim: INFERIOR HUMAN SCUM!!! I win! You lose! AHAHA!!!

Suddenly Zim got attacked!! After that he was being VWHOOSH! Carried off into a forest!

Dib: Zim! *runs*

Now Zim is running after Dib! -^~^-

Suddenly Zim's highly-pitched scream ceased and he stops in a clearing. Dib peeps out from behind a tree and gasps.

Somebody is pinning down Zim!

???: You'll never get away with this! I bet Green Goblin sent you! Now look at all those poor children!!! ((wink wink…hint hint…))

Zim: *squirms* What are you TALKING about?

Dib: Yea, who do you think you are?! *snaps a frenzy of photos of ??? pinning Zim down*

???: Wait! NO! What are you doing kid!!! *covers face with arms*

Dib: This is great! I bet you're an alien too! Isn't he Zim?! He's an alien!!!

???: I am NOT an alien!! I am human… or, at least I used to be…

Dib: Then what in the heck are you?!

???: *sigh* … Just your friendly neighborhood SpiderMan!

A girl with short black hair comes running into the clearing with them.

Zyn (ee hee that's ME!!!): Zim what are you… *gasps*

Dib: *takes more pictures*

Spiderman: What?! WHAT?!

Zyn: EEEE!! SPIDERMAN!!!

Zim: SPIDERMan?! So you are a spider man? I mean a man spider? Or…

Spiderman: GAH! You guys are so annoying! I was once a young man in high school, but then I got bitten by some special spider which enabled me the abilities of a spider. Watch this…

Pointing his index and pinky fingers out, Spiderman shot a web out at a nearby tree and pulled himself over.

Spiderman: Like that?

Zyn: *claps*

Zim: Wait… Zyn… If you are here, then who's typing this fanfic???

Zyn: …..O.o….. ummm….. ~O; uhhh… myy… uh… multiple personalities?

Zim: NO YOU MUST GO!!! Before it's too late!!

Zyn: *extends her robotic spider legs and jumps out of sight*

Spiderman: Hey… I can do that too! *jumps onto a high tree branch*

Dib: WOW!!!

Zim: I can be a spider-man! *extends spider legs and jumps up beside Spiderman*

Spiderman: Betcha can't do THIS!!!

Spiderman shot out another string of web and swung to another tree. Dib drooled taking pictures.

Zim: I can do that!

Zim jumped up with his spider-legs and was about to land on the same tree…

SPLAT.

Zim lay sprawled across the clearing, his limbs and spider legs at awkward angles.

Spiderman: O.o it wasn't me.

Zyn: YES IT WAS!!! I LUFF YOU SPIDEY MAN!!!

Spiderman: O.O Umm… oh look at the time, I have to go destroy my best friend!

Spiderman used his webs to swing out of sigh again.

Zyn: WAIT SPIDER MAN!! I WANT YOU TO BITE ME!! I WANT TO SHOOT WEBS OUT OF MY WRIST TOO!!! *sob* I guess I'll just have to go find that special spider myself… *sniff*

THE END

Dib: *drooling* ……..amaaaazinggg………..