Gundam Wing: Gangster Rap

Note: I don't own gundam so please don't sue me. I liked that Star Wars gangster rap so much I just had to do a spin off of it. Oh yeah, I don't own the Star Wars gangster rap either. Also this fanfic is incomplete but I'm still working on it. Enjoy.



(The scene opens on Zechs and his men in a spacecraft. Gangster rap music is playing)

Zechs: What do our sensors show?

Soldier: Sir, all systems go! What's that on the radar, judging from these coordinates it shouldn't be very far. What?! The enemy's new weapon is a fighter?!

Zechs: With my superior skills, it might as well be a hang glider. (Zechz takes his leo out and fights Wing. Wing transforms into its mobile suit mode and destroys the two aries)

Heero: (laughs) One more to go!

Zechs: Sorry kid, I'm not your average shmoe. (Zechs grapples Wing and jumps out. Wing falls into the sea) Damn it! It's still not dead! I need a superior mobile suit to put my self ahead. On the battlefield, I must be king.

Audo: Lieutenant Zechs, I've got just the thing.

Zechs: What is it? What is it, Audo.

Audo: I found a mobile suit, in the junkyard a while ago. It's a big s-o- b!

Zechs: Don't just stand there bring it to me! (The scene flashes to Zechs examining Tallgeese) You weren't kiddin', this is huge!

Audo: And its fighting power is no rouge. (Audo and Zechs start to break dance. The scene flashes to Zechs battling to take back the sank kingdom from the Alliance)

Zechs: Ha! You bitches can't beat me! I got Tallgeese!

Chorus: Tallgeese!

Zechs: I got Tallgeese!

Chorus: Tallgeese!

Zechs: I got Tallgeese!

Chorus: Tallgeese!

Zechs: I got Tallgeese!

Chorus: Tallgeese!

Zechs: And ya know that I got it!

Chorus: Tallgeese!

Zechs: And ya know that I got it!

Chorus: Tallgeese!

Zechs: And ya know that I got it! (The scene fades to Wufei and Treize)

Wufei: My name's Wufei, I've come to test your integrity!

Treize: Then come and get me. (they battle and Treize wins)

Wufei: What's wrong? Why don't you finish me?

Treize: To show you some of my integrity. Now be off and return so we can fight again some other day.

Wufei: (thinking to himself) He's too nice to me, I wonder if he's gay.

(The scene fades to Heero when he first saw the Tallgeese)

Heero: Is that an aries? No, it's bigger.

Zechs: When I'm through with you, you'll need a gravedigger! (Tallgeese and Wing battle. Lady Une interrupts battle.)

Lady Une: Yo! My name's Lady Une, and I'm not your average lass! I've taken the colonies hostage, if you don't surrender, I'll bust a cap in their ass!

Zechs: You guys can fight, well can't you!

Heero: (Wing slices off Tallgeese's left arm) Nope, you've beaten my crew.

Zechs: Damn it, bitch! You cut off my arm!

Heero: So you're unable to cause anymore harm.

Zechs: This victory has a terrible taste, it's Lady Une's decision I wish to erase.

Heero: (The scene and sound repeats itself in a rap-like format) Mi…mis…mission accept…acc…acc…a…mission accepted…cepted! (Wing blows up)

Zechs: For a battle like this, I have so patiently waited, but he went and ruined it all and self detonated. However, I sense that he's still not dead and until I fight him again, I shall never rest my head.

Trowa: What Heero did was very noble, I wish to do something equally unforgettable. (Shows the scene where Trowa's about to self detonate)

Catherine: (slaps Trowa) Damn it, Trowa! Don't be so unkind. If you kill your self, you'll leave those that love you all behind.

TO BE CONTINUED