" Whaa…. Where am I?" Tasuki said groggily. Tasuki rubbed his eyes to send away the blurriness.
"AND we're back on the."
" Joey Fatone Show! Yay" the audience was yelling and screaming
"Hello I am Joey and today's topic is " What if I am to marry a cross dresser?" today's guests are Ranma Soatome and Akane Tendo. Along with red-haired guy and a man with a Fox-Face. Come lets welcome them" Joey said. ( not to be confused with Jerry)
" What the HELL am I doing here? Chi-Chiri where's Miaka. AGGG and who is this faggot?" Tasuki stared screaming and becoming annoyed.
"Tasuki no da! Look it's those two that we have been looking for. Just play along cross dresser." Chi-Chiri said while scanning the area.
" WHAT!! Why do I have to be the cross dress Fox-Face. Fine as long as we find Miaka and His Highness…and Nuriko."
' yes it is working soo well ahhahahha' Joey was plotting something.
" and were off" the camera guy said.
" Come on Tasuki no da." The two senshi went over to the quarrelling pair. The girl had dark blue hair short so that it framed her face, wearing a turquoise school uniform. Sitting across from her was a man they hope for that's what he looked like. He wore a white Chinese shirt with golden buttons with black pants, he also had blue hair and was in a braid.
" Great now we are in this stupid show I never heard. Thanks a lot you uncute tomboy." The boy said looking in disgust.
"Well if you hadn't insulted me then this wouldn't of happened Ranma no Hentai." The girl sent a large mallet at him.
" Umm.. Excuse no da," Chi-Chiri said feeling a little scared on account of what the girl just did.
"Oh I am sorry you had to see that. Your name is …"
" I am Chi-Chiri no da. And this is Tasuki. "
" Nice to meet someone so nice my name is Akane Tendo and this is Ranma Soatome. So do you two actually together." The girl said with the tint of curiosity.
" OH NO! We were actually captured by some samurai and I am trying to find my girlfriend."
" I see. We were also captured along with my friends." She said smiling. The people of the audience started screaming something. "Sing or Die!"
"What in the hell are they yelling about? Oi! Fang-boy look at Joey." Ranma pointed to Joey whom started to get a black aura surrounding his body.
"That's right Sing or Die! You want to save your friends right? Well there they r." Then 7 large tubes rose showing the hostages.
" Mina na no da," Chi-Chiri looks over to Akane. " Are those your friends?" Akane nodded.
"Kuso! Miaka…Miaka!" Tasuki gave Joey a glare of Death.
"To get them back u have to beat me and my crew in a singing contest. Unless you wish to see them suffer." Snaps his fingers and the energy of the hostages began to drain.
"Stop it! We accept your challenge." Ranma said in despair knowing he'd have to change into a girl.
"Great you can have a group or a solo. Bring out the judges." Joey explained the rules. The judges: The guy from Iron Chef, Riho from NightWalker, Betsy the cow, and Himura Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin. Chi-Chiri and Tasuki decided to do their song called "Aoi Jiyuu, Shiroi Nozomi". Ranma and Akane were able to get out Nabiki, Kasumi and Shampoo for their song called "Akai Kutsu no SUNDAY". Joey got his band called N'SYNC featuring Mr. Chikin'. Iron Chef dude: Go!
"Hello everyone my name is Riho and the competion has begun with N'SYNC and Mr. Chikin' lets listen shall we."
' Bye bye bye BUCK BUCK!!
Joey: Take it Mr. Chikin'
Mr. Chikin': Buck …buck buck …buck buck buck.
" Heheh ahem yes well um very interesting. Um… hello Miss. Betsy how are you?" Riho said unsure of what was going on.
"MOOO!!!" Miss. Besty was blushing at the sight of Mr. Chikin'
"I see. Ahem oh our next group is up. This would be Fox-Face and Fang-boy of wonder."
Tasuki: aruite mo…tadori-tsudzukeru
Basho ga areba ii
Chi-Chiri: ono mune de… iki-tsudzukeru
Yume ga yajirushi ni naru
"Yes, well this is better than the last performance wouldn't you say Kenshin?"
"Yes a lot better than a chicken bucking it's head off. They actually have talent but I am more interesting in seeing the next group. Because they are just so- oof" Riho smacked his head hard. "Anyway, the next group is up."
Chorus: All: KUSU KUSU. Ranma(girl form) koushita no to warau
All: nee mou. Shampoo: anata no sei yo…mina demo
All: anata ni nara ne sarawarete mo ii kendo
"Well we made our decions and it's a tie between Fox-Face Fang-boy, and the Girls over there. So Joey you have to let go of the hostages."
Joey releases them but starts punching Tasuki.
" Shampoo no like man. Kill say Chinese Law." Shampoo says in her little not totally clear talkative way.
"If Shampoo is angry. Then I cannot forgive you!" Mousse said behind her. The young amazon kicked Joey and the rest of the 'boys' asses.
"Miaka…Miaka" Tasuki ran up hugging his beloved, and wished not to let her go.
" Tasuki thank you for saving me" pressing her face up to his solid and masculine chest.
" Well I had to. I love u Miaka" Miaka began to cry she could never ever get tired of hearing those words. " I love u too Tasuki" the met in a passionate kiss.
"Well I have to say that, that is quite disturbing." Nuriko said while looking at the people whom they had been searching for. "So your name's are…" Nuriko asked pointing at them.
"I'm Akane"
"I'm Ranma Soatome"
" I'm Nabiki"
" Hello, I'm Kasumi nice to meet you"
" I Shampoo"
" And I am Mousse pleasure to meet you." The young ( and really nice looking) man bowed.
"Na no da! Yes well we have a mission or prophecy concerning you we would like u too please come and join our quest," Chichiri took off his mask. " I'm Chichiri, and that is Tasuki and Miaka back there."
" Hello, I'm Hotohori the emperor of Konan…but I don't think we are in the book anymore." The young emperor looked into his surroundings.
" Hey! I'm Nuriko. I think your right Hotohori-sama."
" Ano…Your in Japan now so?" Akane was confused as to what they were saying.
" You guys r from a book??" Ranma said also confused.
" Hai!" the three seishi said in unison.
" Well I'm sorry but come on Kasumi let's get back home daddy is probably worried. Oh and would you two mind modeling for me. I bet I could make millions off of you too!" Nabiki said pointing to Hotohori and Nuriko.
Akane, Ranma, Shampoo, and Mousse said good-bye. They were now off with the Suzaku Seishi.
TBC
It's bad I know but work with me here