WARNING NOTE!: This song doesn't belong to us but to Nikki Webster (the flat chested girl you know?) so..yeh….But enjoy it and laugh at her with us on da count of 3..

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Since the day I was born, I've been flat as baby

From the first time I wore a tube,

I can't make any guy horny

My chest should rise and not fall~

It's just a site that appalls



You thought I was a one time ce-leb

Nothing but a passed fling

Seemed like my agent had other plans

Now I'm a hooter on a freak

Just leave me jiggling out there

Say can't you tell how much I care

To have a great big fake pair, oh, Oh!



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I've been wishing my boobs will grow bigger

Cos nothings smaller then

My breast size and my height

I've been wishing Britney will come save me

Cos Spears is my one-time idol



There's no question at all

What the top size could be

I'll fall head over toes

If they were visible to see

Don't leave me flat as a tack

I want my surgery noww~

So I can prance like a cow~



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Do I look hot

Or just look shot?

You're gonna make me a star

Your gonna be mine

Make me look devine

Even if I gotta stuff the whole lott~

Oh, oh Oh!



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