1 Trying to be Lina
Disclaimer : All this belong to the people who created it. But the soul in Lina's body belongs to me! Finally something I own…
Yawn! I'm tired. Where am I? I'm hungry. Wait a minute! Why is my tummy so flat? Where are my breast?! Oh right…I forgot. I am Lina Inverse now. I have to get use to this. I think I should change some new clothes. Now let's see what's in the cupboard. Hmm not much choice. Red, Pink, Red, Pink, Yellow, Blue, Red, Pink, Red. Oh man! Lina's clothes come only in these few colours? Oh well…I have to live with it won't I? Now where is the damn Mirror. Ha! Ha! Ha! Boo! Being an anime character can be fun! Now let's try a foxy face! Boo! Ha! Ha! Ultra super deform Lina! Oh shit! How do I get back to my original form!!! Ok concentrate. Ok phew! Hmm if I am to be Lina I got to act like her. First of all I can't even do much spells. I must study. Next, Lina Inverse DOES NOT LOVE ZELGADIS. I must keep that in mind. But aww he so cute! Moving on…what shall a married Lina do in her life? Ugh my brain is going crazy.
" OI LINA! I'M HOME!" Gourry shouted out. Does he do that all the time? I'm hungry. Got to eat. I'm going to cook something. "Oh hi Gourry" Gourry looked like he needed a shower or something. He's sweating. Yuck! I hate sweaty guys. "Gourry why don't you take a bath?" "Ok! Um I'll wait while you prepare!" Gourry said smiling. "WHAT?! PREPARE YOUR BATH?!" "Yeah. You looked surprise. You always prepare my bath." Gourry replied. HAAAAAA Lina actually prepares bath for the jellyfish! What am I going to do! Do I have to prepare baths for him everyday?! Well now where is the bathroom? Um there it is.
Ok it's been a couple of minutes already! Finally! The it's prepared. "GOURRY! IT'S DONE!" uh oh man! That was fast! Gourry is here now I'm going to leave. Ack! Gourry's naked!! I definitely need to go out now! "Uh Lina, aren't you going to join me?" Gourry asked. What?! Lina bathe with him?! Aww it might seem nice if I was reading a fan fiction about this but the problem is I'm probably in one. Some one up there must really hate me. "Uh no Gourry! I already had a bathe" yes I am lying. Gourry just nodded and looked slightly disappointed. My face is really crimson now. Ok back to the plan! Where's the food. Aha! I'll cook soup today! Wow! The Gourry and Lina's soul really keep this house well stocked. Not that I am surprise. Okay now. Where shall I begin……………………………..15 minutes have passed. The soup is almost done. The bread is all there. Needs more stirring. Oh my god! Who is breathing down my neck. A blonde hair! Oh my dear husband again. It's so uncomfortable to have a man hugging my waist and kissing my neck. Yeah I am kind of enjoying it. But I barely know this guy. Well I know him by watching him on TV but right now I am Lina Inverse. His wife. Why does Gourry have to be so romantic at times. "Mommy! We're home!" Oh great my little devils are home. Well at least they distract Gourry from going on further. "Hi kids! Eat your bread and soup." " Mom, you're strange! Are you sure you can be full by eating this only?" Lilieve asked. "Um yes. This is the new me I guess" I'm sitting down next to Gourry again. Oh gosh I can't believe this. This is so delicious! "Mom what soup is this? It's so delicious never tried it before!" Gary remarked. "It's um. CLAM CHOWDER!" "Hey Lina! Your Clam Powder really rocks" Gourry said. "Chowder Gourry." Still the same old Gourry. "Gourry could you take me to the Library tomorrow?" I hope there is a Library. "Sure Lina!" Gourry said still busy chewing bread. I'm full. " I'm going out for a while." I closed the door behind me. Suddenly I head little Lilieve said something. "Daddy. Don't you think Mom is strange after she got back to life?" I really have to try to be the original Lina Inverse.
Author: I'm really trying my best to make this work but it's a real challenge to write this. Trying to be Lina Inverse is hard for that particular soul.
Disclaimer : All this belong to the people who created it. But the soul in Lina's body belongs to me! Finally something I own…
Yawn! I'm tired. Where am I? I'm hungry. Wait a minute! Why is my tummy so flat? Where are my breast?! Oh right…I forgot. I am Lina Inverse now. I have to get use to this. I think I should change some new clothes. Now let's see what's in the cupboard. Hmm not much choice. Red, Pink, Red, Pink, Yellow, Blue, Red, Pink, Red. Oh man! Lina's clothes come only in these few colours? Oh well…I have to live with it won't I? Now where is the damn Mirror. Ha! Ha! Ha! Boo! Being an anime character can be fun! Now let's try a foxy face! Boo! Ha! Ha! Ultra super deform Lina! Oh shit! How do I get back to my original form!!! Ok concentrate. Ok phew! Hmm if I am to be Lina I got to act like her. First of all I can't even do much spells. I must study. Next, Lina Inverse DOES NOT LOVE ZELGADIS. I must keep that in mind. But aww he so cute! Moving on…what shall a married Lina do in her life? Ugh my brain is going crazy.
" OI LINA! I'M HOME!" Gourry shouted out. Does he do that all the time? I'm hungry. Got to eat. I'm going to cook something. "Oh hi Gourry" Gourry looked like he needed a shower or something. He's sweating. Yuck! I hate sweaty guys. "Gourry why don't you take a bath?" "Ok! Um I'll wait while you prepare!" Gourry said smiling. "WHAT?! PREPARE YOUR BATH?!" "Yeah. You looked surprise. You always prepare my bath." Gourry replied. HAAAAAA Lina actually prepares bath for the jellyfish! What am I going to do! Do I have to prepare baths for him everyday?! Well now where is the bathroom? Um there it is.
Ok it's been a couple of minutes already! Finally! The it's prepared. "GOURRY! IT'S DONE!" uh oh man! That was fast! Gourry is here now I'm going to leave. Ack! Gourry's naked!! I definitely need to go out now! "Uh Lina, aren't you going to join me?" Gourry asked. What?! Lina bathe with him?! Aww it might seem nice if I was reading a fan fiction about this but the problem is I'm probably in one. Some one up there must really hate me. "Uh no Gourry! I already had a bathe" yes I am lying. Gourry just nodded and looked slightly disappointed. My face is really crimson now. Ok back to the plan! Where's the food. Aha! I'll cook soup today! Wow! The Gourry and Lina's soul really keep this house well stocked. Not that I am surprise. Okay now. Where shall I begin……………………………..15 minutes have passed. The soup is almost done. The bread is all there. Needs more stirring. Oh my god! Who is breathing down my neck. A blonde hair! Oh my dear husband again. It's so uncomfortable to have a man hugging my waist and kissing my neck. Yeah I am kind of enjoying it. But I barely know this guy. Well I know him by watching him on TV but right now I am Lina Inverse. His wife. Why does Gourry have to be so romantic at times. "Mommy! We're home!" Oh great my little devils are home. Well at least they distract Gourry from going on further. "Hi kids! Eat your bread and soup." " Mom, you're strange! Are you sure you can be full by eating this only?" Lilieve asked. "Um yes. This is the new me I guess" I'm sitting down next to Gourry again. Oh gosh I can't believe this. This is so delicious! "Mom what soup is this? It's so delicious never tried it before!" Gary remarked. "It's um. CLAM CHOWDER!" "Hey Lina! Your Clam Powder really rocks" Gourry said. "Chowder Gourry." Still the same old Gourry. "Gourry could you take me to the Library tomorrow?" I hope there is a Library. "Sure Lina!" Gourry said still busy chewing bread. I'm full. " I'm going out for a while." I closed the door behind me. Suddenly I head little Lilieve said something. "Daddy. Don't you think Mom is strange after she got back to life?" I really have to try to be the original Lina Inverse.
Author: I'm really trying my best to make this work but it's a real challenge to write this. Trying to be Lina Inverse is hard for that particular soul.