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My Vegeta Doll
Chapter 2 ~~ Biro Is The Magic Word!
*Last Time: Ellen is a girl. Ellen's life is boring till about now. She finds a doll of Vegeta that later in her room becomes the real Vegeta. Demanding to know what the hell is going on it's up to Ellen to try and explain a few answers if she lives long enough!*
Vegeta stopped poking the wolf toy and turned his attention to Ellen now sitting down with a rather large pile of papers. "Are those the drawings you spoke of?" he spoke coldly. " Yup!" Ellen said beaming now.
Ellen showed him all of her art work. There where some pretty nice drawings of Vegeta. He frowned harshly at one of Goku. Ellen sat there a wreak inside showing her best art to him. She knew he would say anything good about it, that wasn't his way. After all the art was shown he stood back up in front of her, arms crossed and a cold stare on his face.
"Now tell me how I got here woman." he spoke coldly. "Well umm I'm not too sure but this is what happen that I know of. I was out walking. This doll that looked like you came out of no where and hit me on the head. So being the fan I am I took it with me. Did some stuff online then came home. I laid in bed then I took the doll out again and yellow strip I pulled out of the doll before……" Ellen went silent. "Yellow strip"" Vegeta questioned.
"AHHHH!!" she screamed. She went digging around in the bed and found the strip. She held it up in the air for him to see. "THIS! When I found the doll It was coming out the side of it so I pulled it out. It has that odd word only written on it. When I pulled it out the doll made some clicking noise. Like it was being turned on or something."
Vegeta grabbed the strip and read it out loud, "Biro? What the hell does Biro mean?" That's what I said too. I was like what the hell is Biro then…" All of a sudden Vegeta became covered in a cloud that shrank and disappeared only to leave a small doll of Vegeta. But instead of being just a doll he could move and talk too. Ellen gawked in shock at the tiny Vegeta. He had to be the size of her hand.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN!?!" The chibi screamed. "I…I… don't know." Ellen said in a mass confusion. "WAIT! It must be this word." She picked up the strip from the floor. "Maybe when you say it, it changes you back and forth from a doll to normal." The chibi frowned harshly, "JUST GREAT!!" Ellen frowned as well, "But… when you said it why didn't you change?"
The chibi flew up on top of a night stand by the bed. "How and the hell am I suppose to know. Ugh I'm a fucking doll." Vegeta started to look himself over. Ellen smirked, "Well at least you can still use your powers." Vegeta glared at her, "Yes but my power level is so small now, I can feel it. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE ME BACK RIGHT NOW!!!"
Ellen winced at his shouting. "Fine but not if you keep yelling like that." Vegeta just growled. "Hmm it must work when I say it. Maybe only I can cause I pulled the strip! Ooooo!!!" Ellen started to chuckle to herself. Vegeta felt like he was going to pop a vein. He started to mutter things under his breath that would make a sailor's ears bleed.
Ellen suddenly got a wide evil grin across her face. "So you want to be normal huh?" "YES ALREADY!!!" he screamed. Ellen chuckles more, "Then you got to promise me something." Vegeta looked up in shock. "WHAT!? I SHALL DO NO SUCH THING!!!!" Ellen turned away from him.
"Ok then stay a doll it's far easier to deal with you this way." "UGHHH I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Vegeta started to power up shaking the night stand a little in the process. "FINAL FLASHHH!!!" he screamed but to Ellen's surprise but more Vegeta's a little yellow clock came out and floated at Ellen hitting her nose before disappearing. Ellen giggled. "Hey that tickled." Vegeta was left speechless.
Later after much pride swallowing by Vegeta he gave in. "Fine what is it you want damn it." Ellen beamed. "I want you to fly me somewhere." Vegeta cocked a brow, "What for?" "I need to visit someone and his also a biggg fan of yours." Vegeta sighed, "Just when I couldn't think life gets any worse. " he muttered. "All right all right I'll fly you to where ever you wanna go, just change me back damn it!" Ellen ran over and picked the chibi up and kissed him on his tiny cheek.
"OH VEGETA THANK YOUU I LOVE YOU FOREVERRR!!! And! And! I'll make sure you get a nice big dinner!!! Somehow…" Vegeta cringed at the kiss and secretly wish someone would kill him right now. Ellen put him back down on the floor after spinning around a few time being over joyed. "Now I'm gonna bring you back to normal but if you act up or pull anything back to the doll with you." Vegeta sighed, "Fine fine fine just do it already." he cringed more. Ellen smiled, "Ok here we go. BIRO!"
Smoke once again covered Vegeta then grew once more till he was back to his normal size. Vegeta checked himself over. "That…was odd." he finally spoke. "Yup, soooo can we do that promise now and get it done and over with." Vegeta glared at her, "I could just kill you and forget about it." Ellen cocked a brown at him. "How about I start singing a song it's called the Bi something ro song. Guess what the something is." she grinned evil back at him.
Vegeta gave a death glare then sighed, "Finneeee but you better keep your word and give me a descent meal woman!" Ellen smiled brightly at him, "Ok let's go!" She marched out into the living room and then through the door with the poor Saiyan prince following behind he mumbling once more under his breath.
( Vegeta: That was short.
Ellen: Yea yea yea but look at what time it is.
Vegeta: 5 am so what?
Ellen: …… BIRO!!!
*poof*
Chibi Vegeta: Die and rot in hell!
Ellen: *grins* You know you like me!
Chibi Vegeta: bitch!
Ellen: Anyway yes! Biro! Err opps
*poof*
Vegeta: HA! YOU DIE NOW!!!
Ellen: AHHH BIRO!!!
*poof*
Chibi Vegeta: Awww fuck
Ellen: Anyway yes the "B" word now has Vegeta under my numb. Next time we find out where Vegeta has to take me. And we get to meet a fellow Vegeta fan who I have the great pleasure of being in love with.
Chibi Vegeta: Stupid Canadians… *mumble mumble*
Ellen: *glares* HUSH!!! Anyway how you enjoy and stick around for next time on "My Doll Vegeta!"
Chibi Vegeta: She's really a slut!
Ellen: YOUUU *takes out a lighter*
Chibi Vegeta: AHHH!!! )
My Vegeta Doll
Chapter 2 ~~ Biro Is The Magic Word!
*Last Time: Ellen is a girl. Ellen's life is boring till about now. She finds a doll of Vegeta that later in her room becomes the real Vegeta. Demanding to know what the hell is going on it's up to Ellen to try and explain a few answers if she lives long enough!*
Vegeta stopped poking the wolf toy and turned his attention to Ellen now sitting down with a rather large pile of papers. "Are those the drawings you spoke of?" he spoke coldly. " Yup!" Ellen said beaming now.
Ellen showed him all of her art work. There where some pretty nice drawings of Vegeta. He frowned harshly at one of Goku. Ellen sat there a wreak inside showing her best art to him. She knew he would say anything good about it, that wasn't his way. After all the art was shown he stood back up in front of her, arms crossed and a cold stare on his face.
"Now tell me how I got here woman." he spoke coldly. "Well umm I'm not too sure but this is what happen that I know of. I was out walking. This doll that looked like you came out of no where and hit me on the head. So being the fan I am I took it with me. Did some stuff online then came home. I laid in bed then I took the doll out again and yellow strip I pulled out of the doll before……" Ellen went silent. "Yellow strip"" Vegeta questioned.
"AHHHH!!" she screamed. She went digging around in the bed and found the strip. She held it up in the air for him to see. "THIS! When I found the doll It was coming out the side of it so I pulled it out. It has that odd word only written on it. When I pulled it out the doll made some clicking noise. Like it was being turned on or something."
Vegeta grabbed the strip and read it out loud, "Biro? What the hell does Biro mean?" That's what I said too. I was like what the hell is Biro then…" All of a sudden Vegeta became covered in a cloud that shrank and disappeared only to leave a small doll of Vegeta. But instead of being just a doll he could move and talk too. Ellen gawked in shock at the tiny Vegeta. He had to be the size of her hand.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN!?!" The chibi screamed. "I…I… don't know." Ellen said in a mass confusion. "WAIT! It must be this word." She picked up the strip from the floor. "Maybe when you say it, it changes you back and forth from a doll to normal." The chibi frowned harshly, "JUST GREAT!!" Ellen frowned as well, "But… when you said it why didn't you change?"
The chibi flew up on top of a night stand by the bed. "How and the hell am I suppose to know. Ugh I'm a fucking doll." Vegeta started to look himself over. Ellen smirked, "Well at least you can still use your powers." Vegeta glared at her, "Yes but my power level is so small now, I can feel it. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE ME BACK RIGHT NOW!!!"
Ellen winced at his shouting. "Fine but not if you keep yelling like that." Vegeta just growled. "Hmm it must work when I say it. Maybe only I can cause I pulled the strip! Ooooo!!!" Ellen started to chuckle to herself. Vegeta felt like he was going to pop a vein. He started to mutter things under his breath that would make a sailor's ears bleed.
Ellen suddenly got a wide evil grin across her face. "So you want to be normal huh?" "YES ALREADY!!!" he screamed. Ellen chuckles more, "Then you got to promise me something." Vegeta looked up in shock. "WHAT!? I SHALL DO NO SUCH THING!!!!" Ellen turned away from him.
"Ok then stay a doll it's far easier to deal with you this way." "UGHHH I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Vegeta started to power up shaking the night stand a little in the process. "FINAL FLASHHH!!!" he screamed but to Ellen's surprise but more Vegeta's a little yellow clock came out and floated at Ellen hitting her nose before disappearing. Ellen giggled. "Hey that tickled." Vegeta was left speechless.
Later after much pride swallowing by Vegeta he gave in. "Fine what is it you want damn it." Ellen beamed. "I want you to fly me somewhere." Vegeta cocked a brow, "What for?" "I need to visit someone and his also a biggg fan of yours." Vegeta sighed, "Just when I couldn't think life gets any worse. " he muttered. "All right all right I'll fly you to where ever you wanna go, just change me back damn it!" Ellen ran over and picked the chibi up and kissed him on his tiny cheek.
"OH VEGETA THANK YOUU I LOVE YOU FOREVERRR!!! And! And! I'll make sure you get a nice big dinner!!! Somehow…" Vegeta cringed at the kiss and secretly wish someone would kill him right now. Ellen put him back down on the floor after spinning around a few time being over joyed. "Now I'm gonna bring you back to normal but if you act up or pull anything back to the doll with you." Vegeta sighed, "Fine fine fine just do it already." he cringed more. Ellen smiled, "Ok here we go. BIRO!"
Smoke once again covered Vegeta then grew once more till he was back to his normal size. Vegeta checked himself over. "That…was odd." he finally spoke. "Yup, soooo can we do that promise now and get it done and over with." Vegeta glared at her, "I could just kill you and forget about it." Ellen cocked a brown at him. "How about I start singing a song it's called the Bi something ro song. Guess what the something is." she grinned evil back at him.
Vegeta gave a death glare then sighed, "Finneeee but you better keep your word and give me a descent meal woman!" Ellen smiled brightly at him, "Ok let's go!" She marched out into the living room and then through the door with the poor Saiyan prince following behind he mumbling once more under his breath.
( Vegeta: That was short.
Ellen: Yea yea yea but look at what time it is.
Vegeta: 5 am so what?
Ellen: …… BIRO!!!
*poof*
Chibi Vegeta: Die and rot in hell!
Ellen: *grins* You know you like me!
Chibi Vegeta: bitch!
Ellen: Anyway yes! Biro! Err opps
*poof*
Vegeta: HA! YOU DIE NOW!!!
Ellen: AHHH BIRO!!!
*poof*
Chibi Vegeta: Awww fuck
Ellen: Anyway yes the "B" word now has Vegeta under my numb. Next time we find out where Vegeta has to take me. And we get to meet a fellow Vegeta fan who I have the great pleasure of being in love with.
Chibi Vegeta: Stupid Canadians… *mumble mumble*
Ellen: *glares* HUSH!!! Anyway how you enjoy and stick around for next time on "My Doll Vegeta!"
Chibi Vegeta: She's really a slut!
Ellen: YOUUU *takes out a lighter*
Chibi Vegeta: AHHH!!! )