*disclaimer: DBZ don't own it… yet!! MUAHAA!!!* (A/N: Foul language ahead, be for warned and VOLINCE MUHAHAA!!! BLOOD, BLOOD AND GUTTSSS!!! *arn't I the odd one?)

My Vegeta Doll

Chapter 3 ~~Ahead And Onward To Canada

*Last Time: Ellen and Vegeta found out when ever Ellen says the word "Biro" Vegeta gets turned into a chibi doll. He can still walk, talk and fly but it seems ki is unstable with him in that form. Saying Biro once more returns Vegeta to his normal state. After Ellen using this to her advantage she had Vegeta promise to fly her somewhere.*

Ellen walked into a short hallway then out on to a wooden deck. Vegeta followed right behind her and looked up into the night sky. "Why is night out woman?" he bellowed. Ellen turned around and looked in shock. "Oh my god I forgot." as she slapped her head.

She checked her watch, it read 2: 36am. "What is it woman?" Vegeta said looking quite puzzled as to the night factor. "It's 2:36 in the morning Vegeta. I forgot we'll have to wait till tomorrow afternoon to go." Vegeta looked in utter shock. "2 IN THE MORNING!!" He yelled. "That can't be.... but" he looked up. "It is"

Ellen looked be founded at Vegeta. "How can't that be?" Vegeta turned to her then to his feet, trying to remember. "Before I was in your room it was 3 in the afternoon about. I was going back to the gravity room after I finished eating. I mean even the clothes I'm wearing now is different then before." He sounded a little sadden in his voice. Ellen felt sorry for him being dragged from his world. He had a life, if you could call it that, going for him there. Then this.

"I'm sorry" Ellen said somberly. "Don't!" Vegeta said coldly. "I don't need your pity." Ellen looked up at him in surprise. "I wasn't pitying you. I was just...regretting is all." Vegeta eyed her, "Regret what?" Ellen looked deeply sadden, "For finding that doll, for having this happen..... It's cause of me that your stuck here. I'm so very sorry." Ellen bowed her head deeply feeling a great guilt put on top of her.

Vegeta sighed inside, "Don't be, there was nothing for me back there anyway." Ellen looked up and saw that famous pain of his. She knew how he must have felt. She smiled softly at him. "Would you like to get some rest? Tomorrow I'll have to find someway of feeding you. It's going to be hard cause we don't have much money and we are down to a meal a day now......but your royalty and we can't have you starving now can we?" she chuckled sadly. Vegeta turned and looked at her, right into the depths of her eyes.

"No" was all he said before he turned and fell up into the sky. Ellen reached her hand up in the air and yelled. "HEY WAIT.....what about ....me?" Vegeta stopped and turned back and looked at her. "What about you?" Ellen squeezed her eyes tight, "I...umm..." Vegeta grew impatient, "Spit it out!" Ellen's eyes shot open and she looked at him pleadingly. "What about the promise?" she cringed, that wasn't what she was going to say. "I'll be back for it, a Saiyan keeps his word." He was about to turn back around when he noticed her struggling.

"Is there something else?" he said calmly. Ellen shook her head yes. Vegeta sighed, "Well speak up, you do have a voice so use it." Ellen glanced up a little, "Can...can I come with you?" Vegeta looked in shock, "Come with me!?"

A neighbor came right out of his door out of no where and started. "Hey it's fucking 2 in the morning keep it the...." He saw Vegeta floating in mid air, "What the.... that's it I'm calling the fucking cops." The man walked back into his place and was heard picking up a phone.

Ellen looked in a total panic. "Oh great that asshole, now I gotta deal with the fucking cops. UGHH!! STUPID NEIGHBOOR!!!" Vegeta heard the word cop and knew from his time on Earth it was them annoying people in the blue outfits who acted like they ruled the world. Ellen clenched her fists and grumbled to her self about her stupid neighbor.

For a glimpse Ellen reminded Vegeta of Bulma. He smiled inside at that, he really liked that woman. They always got into the best verbal fights. Come to think of it Ellen even looked a bit like Bulma. She didn't have the full head of blue hair but she did have her front ends. Maybe Ellen had that same verbal gift that Bulma did. He wasn't going to find out if he stuck around here as he could all read see a police car pulling up along a street.

Ellen looked over to the street and saw the cop coming up their way. "Oh greatttTTAAHHHHH!!!" Ellen was suddenly grabbed around the waist by Vegeta and fell into the air. "Stop yelling woman!" Ellen opened her eyes and saw homes passing by below her. "Wooa!" she exclaimed.

Later the two where sitting on top of a huge church steeple which was a few blocks over. Lucky it was late enough that they turned off the lights so the two where hidden in the dark. "Vegeta?" "Hn" Ellen swung her legs back and forth over the sides. "Why you bring me up here?" Vegeta huffed, "Cause, I wanted you to still tell me about this world and that man calling the police wasn't helping matters." Ellen sat back more, "Well what do you wanna know?"

As the night went on Ellen told Vegeta all about this Earth and DBZ and how it was a show and so on and so on. Vegeta just sat and listen and asked a few questions here and there till he was happy with the amount of into he had gotten. The sun slowly began to rise in back of them. Ellen's eyes were getting a bit heavy at this time and she let out a yawn. Vegeta snorted.

"Vegeta?" "Hn" "Can we go back now, I wanna get some sleep before we go to Canada." Vegeta raised a brow, "Canada? Where is this Canada and why are we going that again?" Ellen yawned again. "It's to the north, my fiancée lives there, Armand. I really miss him and I though it be cool for him to meet his boyhood idol. It's a whole other country and he lives in a big city called Montreal." "I see" was all Vegeta said.

Vegeta saw Ellen dozing off a bit more so her grabbed her and they flew back to her apartment. Ellen made it into her bedroom and laid down on the bed face first. Vegeta shortly walked in after her, arm crossed with a puzzled look. "And were do I sleep?" Ellen eyed him then tried to think. "My dad or my bro could come home soon, they freak if they saw you. Maybe you should turn into the doll and sleep on my bed with me." Vegeta glared at her, "NO WAY IN" *poof* Before Vegeta could finish Ellen had said "biro" softly.

The chibi Vegeta flew up to he face and glared at her. "Don't EVER do that again!" Ellen smirked a hint then grabbed him. "WHA.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING LET GO!!!" Vegeta tried his best to break free but to little success. Ellen just rolled over and plopped him on to the pillow next to her then covered him with the blanket. "Good night Vegeta" she spoke softly as she rolled over. Vegeta just mumbled at her and turned over himself in the opposite direction. He was in clear view of the DBZ posters on the wall.

"Will I ever get back home?" he thought.

(Ellen: Wooo!

Vegeta:Wait... this isn't the end of the chapter!

Ellen: It's not?

Vegeta: NO! You said before We were going to meet Armand.

Ellen:Oh! Hmm so I did ops.

Vegeta: Idiot

Ellen: Heh...sorry about that umm Intermission!

Vegeta: Intermission? In a story?

Ellen: Yessss and now on with the rest of the chapter. TA DA!

Vegeta: ...... )

Ellen woke up finally around 3 in the afternoon. She was thankful it was Saturday. She stretched and thought of the dream she had last night, or was it a dream? wasn't it? She looked over to her right with no Vegeta in sight. She fell back on to the pillows and sighed. "Just a dream....figures." "Just a dream?" spoke a small but strong voice. Ellen sat right back up seeing a chibi Vegeta looking at her from her desk. Ellen blinked then rubbed her eyes. "YES! It wasn't a dream after all!!!" she thought to herself. "Oh umm nothing." she said yawning.

Vegeta flew over to the bed and sat on the front edge. Ellen sat and listen to the sounds of the house. She heard silence. "Wooo no dad or brother." Vegeta glanced at her, "Yes no one came in that I know of." Ellen yawned a bit more. "Really? Did you stay up all night?" Vegeta snorted, "I don't needed to, I can tell they where never here is all." "Heh cool and hey." Vegeta turned and looked at her. "Hn?" Ellen smiled sweetly, "Biro"

A cloud came and went leaving the normal Vegeta sitting on the end of the bed looking at Ellen oddly. "Why... why did you turn me back?" Ellen smirked, "Well I bet you like being your self is all, I just did that before so you be easy to hide." "Heh" He stood up and cracked his back raising his arms high into the air. Ellen watched as his muscles moved and flowed in a nice rhythm. "Isn't it about time we get going?" he spoke. "Hmm? oh umm I gotta shower first, don't you want to?"

Vegeta looked over himself, he only had that one jumpsuit to wear but a shower sounded so good to him right now. Ellen saw him pondering his clothing selection. "If you want you could try on someone mine, my bro or my dad's stuff. Something has got to fit you. Then I could wash that suit."

Later after much washing and trying on of clothes the two where finally ready. Vegeta stood out on the porch wearing tan cargo pants of Ellen's and a black Hurley shirt that was her brother's. Although he didn't have shoes so he had to wear his training boots which gave it a odd look. She gave Vegeta her black raincoat cause it might get colder today. Ellen had black baggy pants on with a light DBZ shirt on and her other blue rain coat. Ellen explained they would have to call Armand before going so the two walked down to the office. They couldn't call long distance from the house.

Ellen opened the door and Vegeta went in first as she got her keys out of the lock. A huge Great Dane stood up and walked over to Vegeta who eyed the dog widely. Ellen smiled, "His name is Hans, he's very kind and gentle." Vegeta grunted and went into the next room followed by Ellen and Hans. Vegeta stood up against one of the walls while Ellen called.

"Hello" "Is Armand home" "Heyyy" she could he was smirking already. "Hey I got a surprise for you today.""Oh?" Armand spoke back. "Yea!" Ellen squealed. Vegeta just rolled his eyes. "I'm gonna come up and see you today, I'll be there in a few hours, k?" "You are?! Wooa you could have told me sooner but that's still great!" She was glad to hear him happy. "Ya a friend of mine who you GOTTA meet is taking me right now." "Oh", he chuckled, "And who is this friend?" Ellen smirked, "You'll see." "Just tell him that Vegeta, PRINCE of all Saiyans shall grace his meaningless life." "Who was that!?" Ellen glared at Vegeta for wreaking the surprise. "Would you believe Vegeta?" Armand laughed "Sounds like him but no who is it really?" Ellen blinked, "Umm Vegeta prince of all Saiyans." Vegeta smirked behind her. "Really now?" he asked sly.

Vegeta grew tried of these games and walked over and grabbed the phone from Ellen. "Hey you can't..." "Ellen?" Vegeta took the phone and placed it to his ear. "Listen you I am Vegeta and I shall take your woman here to you and when I get there I expect a meal to satisfied my hunger for your useless woman here has not feed me yet one scrap of food." Armand was silent for a moment. "Vegeta!?" Vegeta snorted, "Yes?" Armand was left speechless. Ellen managed to get the phone back from Vegeta. "Gimme that youuu!" The two of them sent death glares at each other.

"Hello" "That's not Vegeta, is it?" "Umm ya, ya it is." "How you get him and ugh what the hell is going on there?" "I'll tell ya all about it when I get there ok?" "Uhh ok but err how?" Ellen chuckled. "Heh you better get your dad out of the house for the weekend cause I'm gonna make you a veryyy happy man." Armand was almost blushing deeply at the other end. "Well then I guess I'll see you later?" "Yup, I love you!" "Heh and I love you." The two both hung up and Ellen was filled with such a inner joy. Vegeta eyed her a bit. "So this is what love does to people, how odd." Vegeta thought to himself.

"Can we go now?" Vegeta moaned. "YUP!" "Umm, how do we get there?" Ellen blinked, "Uhhh follow the highway? I got directions." Vegeta sighed, this was going to be awhile.

After hours of flying and wrong turns the two finally made it to Armand house. Ellen jumped up and down at the sight of his home. She grabbed Vegeta by the arm and almost dragged him up the stairs. Ellen smiled so brightly is made the sun look like a light bulb. She knocked on the door as Vegeta took his classic tough guy look behind her. The door opened to reveal a shocked Armand. "ARMAND!" she yelled as she ran to him hugging him tightly around the neck. Armand held her around the waist still in a bit of shock she made it all the way up. The two locked eyes and kissed softly being so happy to be back in each others arms. Armand looked up and spotted Vegeta. "So we meet atlas." he spoke strongly. "So we do."

(Ellen: YEA!!! Me and Armand getting all huggly!

Vegeta: *huffs*

Ellen: Jealouusss?

Vegeta: Hardly

Ellen:... Anyway next time Armand finds out all that has happen. How will he react to meeting his boyhood idol in the flesh? And can Vegeta stand the night life of Montreal?

Vegeta: Will you shut up already

Ellen: Make me

Vegeta: Gladly

Ellen: BIIII

Vegeta: ERRR NOO!!!

Ellen: WHIPPED!! MUHAHAAA!!!

Vegeta: I loath you so much!

Ellen: Wuvs you too!