*disclaimer: DBZ don't own it… yet!! MUAHAA!!!* (A/N: Vegeta has a dirty mouth, so do I so you have been warned!)

My Vegeta Doll

Chapter 4 ~~ Canadian Night Life

*Last Time: Ellen revealed that they where going to Montreal to visit her love. After a neighbor flipped on them and called the cops Vegeta grabbed and took Ellen to a more quite place high up on top of a huge church. The two talked and Vegeta finally learned of this world and how he was a anime character here in this world. As to how he got here really is still a mystery. After some needed sleep the two made there way to Canada and finally met Armand.*

Armand smirked wildly at the sight of Vegeta. Here he was, standing in the flesh and blood at his door. He extend a hand out to Vegeta. "It's a pleasure to finally meet you." Vegeta scoffed at the sight of his out reached hand but oddly took it and the took shook. Ellen glanced at the two of them and saw a deep connection in there hand shake. They where testing each other. They didn't shake hands for long but Vegeta's grip was tight enough it made Armand wince for a second. Ellen glared at Vegeta's actions then snuggled back into Armand, just taking in his scent that she missed so dearly.

"Why don't you two come in now" Armand spoke smiling down at Ellen. Ellen let go of her grasp and walked in followed by Vegeta who gave Armand a suspicious glare. Armand glared right back then closed the door behind him. Ellen began to look all around taking in everything. She had never been to his dad's yet, only his mom's before. Armand didn't like his dad that much and avoided her having to meet him. He chuckled softly as he watched Ellen wonder about looking at everything. Vegeta took a look around while standing in one stop in the kitchen. Armand walked after Ellen to show her around.

After a while and a slight bit of making out in his room by Ellen and Armand the two finally came back out to the kitchen. Vegeta had taken a seat at the kitchen table sitting there with his arms crossed looking very pissed but not in a truly bad way. "I demand to know when I shall be fed!" he bellowed. Armand sighed, "I guess I should start cooking huh?" Vegeta glared at him slightly, "That would be in your best interest to do so." Ellen glared at Vegeta for his rudeness but gave a small sigh, this was Vegeta they where talking to. Ellen walked up behind Armand and wrapped her arms his waist and leaned her head on his shoulder. "Want me to help?" she cooed. Armand smirked at her closeness, "Naa I'll be ok but I am cooking for a Saiyan here so if I need it I'll ask, k?" "k" she spoke as she placed a kiss on his check and went and sat down as well at the table.

As Armand cooked away at a large meal the three talked about different things. How Ellen find the Vegeta doll and how saying a word turned him back and forth. Ellen wouldn't say what the word was cause Vegeta was shooting death glares at her not to show his embarrassing transformation into a doll. She took then hint and said she couldn't disclose that information at that time. After a hour and half of cooking Armand served a pasta dinner and large salad. Vegeta looked rather pissed. "Is this it?" he questioned. "Yes this is it, we didn't have enough food in the house to feed 50 people." Armand said straight out. Vegeta huffed as they dug into there meals. Ellen and Armand couldn't help but watch Vegeta has he ate super fast. In no time what was Vegeta's large portion was gone. "I demand more!" he bellowed. "That's all we have here." Armand spoke up.

Vegeta stood up from his place and went over to the door. "Where are you going?" Ellen wondered out loud. "I am going to find more food to fill me cause with that small portions you gave I'll waste away in no time here so I'm taking matters into my own hands." Ellen and Armand almost choked as they thought about Vegeta going around Montreal demanding food and killing who got in his way.

"Umm Vegeta?" "What woman!" "Promise me you wont go into the city and kill everyone cause you didn't get feed." "And why should I do such a thing?" Ellen smirked, "Cause if you don't I'll say the magic word!" Vegeta winced, "GRRRR FINE! I wasn't going to stay in this stupid city anyway. There are no beasts here large enough for me." "Oh ok" Ellen smiled out. Vegeta grunted and stormed out the door. Ellen glanced at Armand who was looking a bit concerned. "Umm what if he doesn't come back?" Ellen blinked a few times in thought then looked at the door and smirked. "He'll be back." Armand raised a brow at her tone then shrugged and went back to eating.

After the two had finish eating and done the dishes they went back into Armand's room. After some TV and close cuddling the two got to more lemony things. But since Ellen (the author) didn't want to revel details of her little sex scenes, it has been cut out of this story. Sorry guys but this is a comedy! No lemon's here. After the two had "satisfied" them selves with each other they cuddled close under the sheets while watching what anime Armand had. The door was heard opening and shutting as the Saiyan's footsteps where heard walking around in the kitchen. Armand and Ellen tossed what clothes they had off back on and came out to the kitchen to a very odd sight.

"What the HELL happen to you!?" Ellen demanded. Vegeta was standing there smirking wildly with his hands and face covered in blood and fur. "I ate this large creature that had these rather large antlers." "A deer?" "No I don't think it was that, I saw a deer on Earth before it wasn't that." "Uhh a ….moose?" Ellen spoke as she raised a brow. "Is a "moose" tall with dark brown fur and solid antlers?" "Sounds like it to me." Armand piped in. "WOW you ate a moose!" Vegeta smirked more, "Yes and it filled me up enough I suppose. Now if you excuse me I need to clean myself." Vegeta walked over to the sing and began to wash the blood from his face and hands.

Ellen glanced at the time seeing it was only 8:30. Armand noticed Ellen was thinking from her glances at things. "What idea do you have cooking in your mind now?" Ellen broke out of her train of thought and smiled. "Oh Nothingggg" she spoke sweetly. "What is it?" "Welllll….. Can we go out to a club?' she smiled brightly. Armand was left a little puzzled as what to do. He glanced over at Vegeta still cleaning him self then back to Ellen who was trying her best to charm him into it with a smile. "Well umm…what about, him?" "Well of course he'll come too." "Uhh what!? But that's Vegeta where talking about. He'll blow up the place (not that be cool) but I don't think we should go." Ellen pouted. "Aww I'm sorry cutie but I don't think it be wise to go." She pouted more.

"And why not?" Vegeta spoke as he walked over and not with a drop of blood on him. "Cause you'll probably have some girl grab your ass then flip out and killing everyone there. (not that I wouldn't mind seeing some people dead) but no I can't let us go." Ellen glared a hint at not getting her way and walked behind Vegeta. "He'll be good Armand, right Vegeta?" she spoke as she wrapped her arms around Vegeta's neck from behind. Vegeta glanced back at her uneasily, Armand growled in his throat as Ellen put her hands on him. Vegeta caught Armand's disapproval and smirked more and placed a hand on Ellen's hand which was hanging loosely over his chest. "Of course I'll be good." he grinned as he spoke. Armand glared harshly at Vegeta.

"I knew you would Veggie butt!" Ellen said cheerfully as she kissed him on the check. Vegeta was too busy staring down Armand to noticed Ellen had kissed him till it was too late. "AHHH!! Don't ever do that again woman!!" Ellen smirked and skipped over to Armand and wrapped her arms around his neck. She turned back to Vegeta who was wiping the side of his face as if to get the germs off of him. "Hey at least I didn't do this!" She gazed deeply into Armand's eyes as he gave her a puzzled look. She deeply kissed him with a fiery passion behind it. Armand smirked in the kiss and wrapped his arms around Ellen drawing her into him more. Vegeta looked on with disgust on his face.

The two broke the kissed and Ellen smirked at Vegeta. "Ugh if you have I would have killed you even if you can say Biro or not." "Biro?" Armand spoke. Ellen gave a puzzling look at Vegeta. "WHAT!?" "Hey Armand said the word but nothing happen." "Oh" "HA! OMG HAHAHAAA!!!!" Ellen broke out in a fit of laugher. Armand and Vegeta both looked at Ellen totally confused. "WHAT IS IT NOW WOMAN!?" Ellen finally stopped laughing and wiped her face. "HO HO HO Only I have the power to use the word. MUHAHHAA!!!" Vegeta growled deeply at her, "Grr you bitch" "Vegeta I feel so sorry for you." Ellen smirked evilly at the two. Armand backed up a bit and ended up standing next to Vegeta. They both eyed Ellen's look she was giving them as she broke out laughing evilly again.

"You know your woman there is insane." Vegeta spoke rather softly to Armand. "Yea I know, sorta reminds ya of Bulma huh?" "Yes, yes it dose and that almost frightens me, almost." "Yaup but you gotta love them." Vegeta was quite and looked down.

Deep down he really missed having fights with Bulma. He was actually starting to have feeling for her. Ellen and Armand only reminded him more of how so. He glanced at Armand who was smirking looking at his love proudly. As if loving someone wasn't a weakness, wasn't something that destroyed pride. He looked at Ellen who was walking around now talking about how she was there god or something. He couldn't help but want to smile but he held it back at bay. For once he was jealous of what Armand had with Ellen. He could tell from when he first saw Armand he was a strong man but he seem to have even more when ever Ellen was near him. Could love give someone more strength? But it it's suppose to make you weak, is it?

"Fineeee" Vegeta snapped out of his thinking and turned to Armand who had a look of dread on his face. "WEEEEEEE!!!" Ellen yelled as she hopped about. "What's she so happy about?" Armand sighed, "I told her were going to a club and you can come too." Vegeta cocked a brow. He had heard Bulma talk of these clubs that she went to before. He frowned at the fact that it was a room full of stupid weak humans. Ellen ran over and jumped on Vegeta who growled at her for touching him again. "I SAID DON'T" "Touch me again, yea yea yea" Ellen cut in. "But you are gonna come with us, plleeaasseeeee!!" "Ugh why should I?" "Causseeee if you don't I'll have to be mean and you wont like me when I'm mean." "Oh?" Vegeta said as he smirked down at her. Vegeta glanced at Armand who was shaking his head no. "Fine" Vegeta hissed "Now get off me!" "I WUV YOU! THANK YOUUU!!" Ellen squeeled as she hugged him tighter. "Ugh get your woman off of me!" Armand walked over and pulled Ellen off Vegeta. "Mine!" Armand hissed.

After a bit more cleaning up the three of them headed out on to the bus. They made there way downtown the rest of the way by subway. They finally made it to one of the many clubs in the city. Armand knew a lot of people that worked at clubs so it was easy for them to get in. Vegeta winced at the first sight of all the people and the loud noise coming from the front. There was a large crowd dancing on the floor as some techno played. Ellen took in all the sights and atmosphere as have never being in a club before. Armand lead Ellen to the floor as Vegeta took a position at the far corner of the bar.

The bar tender came over and Vegeta asked for a beer. Vegeta sat there watching Ellen and Armand on the floor as if trying to figure them out. He quietly sat there and sipped his beer while "studying" there behavior. There wasn't much else he could do there. After a while and Ellen dancing like a utter dork as not knowing really what to do but too hyper to care a lady wondered over to where he was sitting. "Well hello there sexy." she said seductively. Vegeta huffed at her not even giving her a glance. "Aww don't be so cold." She slid over next to him closely and placed a hand on his thigh. "If you would remove your hand it would be in your best interest." he spoke coldly. "What, do you feel… un con for table of me touching you there." She crept her hand higher and higher as she spoke. She suddenly felt a vise like grip on her wrist. "I don't deal with whores that throw them self at me." He tossed her hand away as she stormed off mumbling a line of swears.

Armand laughed at Ellen who was still acting like a dork. But later she soon calm down and got into the swing of things more or less. They danced for a good 2 hours before they went and found Vegeta at the bar. Armand paid for the beers her drank as Ellen dragged Vegeta off the stool he was on. "Come one Veegggeetttaaa dance with me!" she smiled. "DANCE!!!" Vegeta yelled in shock. "I DO NOT dance woman!" "Aww come on I mean cut lose here, I mean no one knows who you are here and when you go home you never have to deal with what happened here again. It be your little secret!" she smirked. Vegeta glared at her then sighed. "Why must you bug me with these things?" Ellen smiled sweetly at him. He was taken back a bit by the kindness she showed him. "Cause I want you to enjoy things, be happy!" Vegeta cocked a brow at her statement. "Why would you care if I was happy of not?" Ellen grabbed his arm and dragged him towards the floor. "Cause…. Even the prince of all Saiyan's, murder of millions of not billions even deservers to be happy."

Vegeta was taken back by her and didn't realize he was out on the floor with her and Armand walking over to join next to Ellen. Vegeta stood there and watched Ellen and Armand for a moment. He wasn't too sure as to the dance thing. After a few minutes of watching over people Vegeta sighed and began to move slowly. Ellen smiled bright as the sun as she saw Vegeta get into it. Armand glanced up and chuckled at the award Vegeta. Soon the three of them where moving and yes even Vegeta was getting good at it. Ellen noticed he almost, just almost cracked a real smile. After two more hours or so went by the three of them called it quits for the night and walked back to the subway.

Ellen ran about in the station feeling so happy and free like never before in her life. Vegeta and Armand stood and watched Ellen goof off. Armand chuckled and smirked. "You're a lucky man" Vegeta spoke. "Hn? Oh yea I am." Armand smiled as he leaned back against the wall. "Why did you dance with us?" he finally questioned. Vegeta sighed and muttered something about stupid weak humans. "Her, cause of what she said." Armand raised a brow. "What did she say?" Vegeta looked over at Ellen who was trying to get a soda now. "To be happy." Armand closed his eyes and smirked more. "She has that effect on people." Vegeta sighed slightly. "So does Bulma.' he thought to himself.

(Ellen: Awww Veggie butt is missing Bulma.

Vegeta: shut up!

Ellen: Well wasn't that a bit OOC of you dancing?

Vegeta: Leave me alone! I was umm blending in.

Ellen: Sureeeee

Vegeta: *death glare*

Ellen: Anyway next time Ellen sadly has to go back home but she doesn't feel sad as she talks Vegeta into something. And how will she hide Vegeta from her dad and her brother? Find out next time on "My Doll Vegeta!"

Vegeta: Are you still talking?

Ellen: Piss off

Vegeta: You first

Ellen: *flips him off*

Vegeta: *scoffs at her*