Author's Note-The good old Divine Mallet of Inspiration hasn't brought me a title for this fic as of yet...it's only brought bits and snippets for OTHER stories, *arrgh*, dear Divine Mallet of Inspiration, why do you torture me so...hasn't this story been good enough to at least deserve a TITLE! Heh heh, oh my, sorry this chapter took so long to post, I've been busy, and I've also been posting other stuff and working on Their Story but this story will be finished by all costs!! Well enough of this insanity...on with the show!
Disclaimer-I don't own Sailor Moon-I don't own anything in this fic except the letters that make it up.
Untitled as of yet...Part 4
Back at the mansion in the woods, Neflite unloaded a bunch of bags from the trunk of his Ferrari and carried them into the house. He dumped the bags on the floor of the Star Gazing room.
"This should be enough for you two,"Neflite pointed to Jedite and Malachite.
"What about me!" Zoycite squeaked.
"I didn't know what you'd like," Neflite snapped.
"Excuses! You're just a lazy fool!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Shut-up!" Jedite ordered.
"I'm supposed to do that," Malachite said.
"Well they were getting on my nerves."
Malachite cleared his throat. "All right everyone. We have some human clothes, now we just need human names."
"I already have one," Neflite bragged. "Maxfield Stanton
"And I'll be your son-"Jedite started.
"YOU are NOT going to be my son!"
"Why?"
"You don't look like me. AND I don't look old enough to be your father."
"I could resemble my mother. And you could just claim to look younger than you are."
"I pity your mother," Zoycite smirked.
"N-O Jedite."
"Can I be your aunt?"
"Jedite, there's no way you can be his aunt, the humans wouldn't take it," Malachite shook his head, trying to dispell the Jedite-aunt image that formed in his head.
"Uncle?"
Neflite cleared his throat. "Age difference."
"Father?"
Neflite cleared his throat again.
"Brother?"
"Yes, you can be my brother. I'll just tell people that I got the better end of the gene pool."
"A pool? What pool?"
"Just go on with your name Jedite," Zoycite had a sudden desire to eauthenize Jedite and put him out of his misery.
"I'll be your brother, Jan Brady!" The other three generals hung their heads and sweat dropped.
"That's a girl's name Jedite," Neflite trashed his former excuse and replaced it with 'he's my adopted brother from Tasmania.' "And you have to have the same last name I do to be my brother."
"All right," Jedite sat in silence with his eyes rolled up in the back of his head. The others presumed that he was trying to think. He suddenly lit up, "I'll be your brother, Jeffy!
"Jeffy?" Neflite scrunched his nose up a bit. "Jeffy, Jedite is that the best you can do."
"Yup," Jedite beamed with pride.
"That's really special Jedite," Zoycite remarked.
"What's your name gonna be then, Judy Cruisecontrol."
"No!"
"Then let's see you do better."
"Well seeing that there isn't really any competition," She put a hand under her chin, crossed her legs and swung her foot back and forth. "I've got it!" She piped up. "I was watching this one show today, Gillagan's Island I think it was called. And one of the girls had the coolest name!"
"Who, Lovey?" Jedite scratched his head.
"No, why don't you go sit down before you hurt yourself Jedite! Her name was Ginger errr.....somethinerother-"
"Somethinerother?" The male generals all cut her off.
"That wasn't her last name and it's not gonna be mine!"
"Then what's it gonna be then, Cruisecontrol?" Jedite was having fun teasing her.
Zoycite blinked a few times and shrugged.
"Why don't you just use Somethinerother and say it with an accent so it sounds foreign." Malachite suggested.
Zoycite said the rather unusual name with several very badly mocked accents finally deciding the fake Russian one made it the least comprehensible.
"Why don't you talk like that all the time, then it'd make your last name more foriegn," Jedite suggested, he thought Zoycite's mock Russian accent was a trip.
"But-that's so-maybe-oh all right, but only when I'm around humans."
"Malachite's turn," Jedite squealed.
"I don't need help, I'm perfectly able to think of my own name. I saw this name on one of the reports we saw on the television today, Bill Clinton."
"O-No Malachite," Neflite shook his head. "You don't want to have that name, trust me."
"Why?"
"You'll find out in about three days max."
"I now who you could be!" Jedite struck a pose of achievement. "It even sounds like your old name. Malachi. I heard that's a human name."
"Do you think I could operate with a name like that, what if the Sailor Senshi find out."
"C'mon, there must be a million-billion Malachi's on this planet. You could be Malachi errrr....Bond! That's a great name!"
Malachite didn't say anything. He didn't feel up to argueing with an idiot, and besides the name wasn't half bad. He shrugged. "That'll do, I'm not going to interact with the humans that much."
"Now another thing," Neflite started. "We have to call each other by our human names at any time a human could be around. We don't want to attract attention."
"Well, now that I have a human name I need some human clothes. And since you're too lazy to get them yourself then I shall have to go," Zoycite held her hand out. "Wallet, keys, now."
"You can't even drive!"
"Yes I can."
"Yeah, maybe in a simulation. But that's a real car out there. A very EXPENSIVE real car, if you even scratch it it'll be ruined."
"Chill out, you have insurance on it don't you."
"Yes but it doesn't cover natural disasters."
Zoycite scowled and made a crystal dagger in the hand that wasn't stretched toward Neflite. "I'll total your HOUSE if you don't let me have those keys. I will not stay in here 24-7."
Neflite blanched, it'd be better to get a new car than to build a new house, and if Zoycite got in a car wreck at least she might die. He surrendered the keys and his wallet (making sure that there were no credit cards in it.). Zoycite grinned and ran up the stairs.
"The car's outside!" Jedite yelled. Neflite hit Jedite, the move his arm made looking like a reflex. "Ow," Jedite whined.
A few minutes later Zoycite pranced down the stairs. She had a long-sleeved yellow oxford on and had pulled the bottom of her pants over her boots. Her hair hung free of it's usual ponytail and she had a pair of sunglases on.
Jedite did a double take, looked at Neflite, and then back at Zoycite. "She looks kinda like you Neflite."
"There goes my reputation," Nelfite smacked his forehead.
Zoycite ran out to the car and sped off.
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Mina strolled throught the big mall plaza idyllicly, on her way home from school. "That movie was so good. I'll have to take the other girls to see it," she giggled.
A red Ferrari sliced into the parking lot like a knife into it's sheath and carved into a space.
"Wow, that's a cool car, I wonder who's driving it."
A blonde woman wearing a yellow oxford shirt, grey slacks and rectangular sunglasses stepped out of the car.
"I wish I was rich and could offord that kind of car," Mina daydreamed aloud as she stared at the car.
The woman glanced at her. "Is somezing wrong?"
Mina gulped. "N-no it's just....you've got a nice car. I can't help staring at it."
"It's not tech-nically my car," the woman mused.
"Who's car is it, your boyfriend's."
The woman shuddered a bit. "No it is...boyfriend's friend's car. I am just how do say it, taking car for spin."
"Wow! Your boyfriend's friend must be loaded. Is he cute?"
The woman scrunched her nose back slightly. "If you like rich-types."
"I'm Mina, what's your name?"
"Gin-gair (*note-her name hasn't changed it's just been hacked by the accent*)
Mina glanced down at her watch. "Aaaahh, I should've been home twenty minutes ago! Bye Ginger!" Mina dashed off.
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"I hate math," Bunny whined. She closed the book and groaned. Brrring Brrrrrrrring Brrrrrring, the phone rang. Bunny, happy for any excuse, even talking to a telemarketer, to escape math ran to answer it.
"Hello Tsukino residence."
"Bunny? It's me Mina. I was thinking that you and the others HAVE to come see Starlight Falls with me. It's so romantic and sad, it's a masterpiece!"
"Cool!"
"Oh, Bunny while I was walking home I met this girl named Ginger. She has such a hot car, well it's her boyfriend's friend's car but still it was wicked. And she had the funniest accent too."
"What kind of car was it?"
"I dont' know the model, but it was red and had the coolest symbol on the liscene plate."
"That sounds familiar....Mina that's Neflite's car!"
"Neflite's car? But it wasn't Neflite, it was a woman. Bunny maybe after Neflite died his car was repossesed and sold?"
"But then why is he on the front page of every newspaper and on every news station?"
"Oh no, that woman might be working for him-or she be possesed! If I see her again then I'll check her. Damn, the old hag has to use the phone. See you at the meeting Bunny. Bye!"
"Bye Mina."
~End Part 4~
Endnotes-I'm going to use this endnote to recongnize the awesome people who've reveiwed this story.
Aria-thanks much for reviewing twice. The Blackmoon gang will show up a bit later, the first parts may be about the generals but this story has a lot of villians reincarnated.
Cyberpeachie-Yes, that was rather wierd now was it, heh heh ^^.
Neo Queen Serenity-That's a good suggestion, if only that was a theme-it is later on but it really dosen't wrap up the story in all. Hmmm I'll meditate on that one a while.
crypt-angel-I'll email ya when I post a part that you haven't read yet. (crypt is a friend of mine and has read the furthesest of any besides me).
Belladonna-She has a definate point, there was no excuse for changing Kunzite's name to Malachite, I can see them changing Jadeite to Jedite and Nefrite to Neflite, but geez-Kunzite to Malachite they aren't even different names for the same stones. I use the name Malachite in my story b/c I use the other American names for the other generals. The only reason I'm using Bunny instead of Serena is that I think it's a cute name for her and is a direct english translation of Usagi.
Wow, that was long, since I have most of this already written out it I'll try to get the remaining part typed up and posted. Till then ^^.
Disclaimer-I don't own Sailor Moon-I don't own anything in this fic except the letters that make it up.
Untitled as of yet...Part 4
Back at the mansion in the woods, Neflite unloaded a bunch of bags from the trunk of his Ferrari and carried them into the house. He dumped the bags on the floor of the Star Gazing room.
"This should be enough for you two,"Neflite pointed to Jedite and Malachite.
"What about me!" Zoycite squeaked.
"I didn't know what you'd like," Neflite snapped.
"Excuses! You're just a lazy fool!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Shut-up!" Jedite ordered.
"I'm supposed to do that," Malachite said.
"Well they were getting on my nerves."
Malachite cleared his throat. "All right everyone. We have some human clothes, now we just need human names."
"I already have one," Neflite bragged. "Maxfield Stanton
"And I'll be your son-"Jedite started.
"YOU are NOT going to be my son!"
"Why?"
"You don't look like me. AND I don't look old enough to be your father."
"I could resemble my mother. And you could just claim to look younger than you are."
"I pity your mother," Zoycite smirked.
"N-O Jedite."
"Can I be your aunt?"
"Jedite, there's no way you can be his aunt, the humans wouldn't take it," Malachite shook his head, trying to dispell the Jedite-aunt image that formed in his head.
"Uncle?"
Neflite cleared his throat. "Age difference."
"Father?"
Neflite cleared his throat again.
"Brother?"
"Yes, you can be my brother. I'll just tell people that I got the better end of the gene pool."
"A pool? What pool?"
"Just go on with your name Jedite," Zoycite had a sudden desire to eauthenize Jedite and put him out of his misery.
"I'll be your brother, Jan Brady!" The other three generals hung their heads and sweat dropped.
"That's a girl's name Jedite," Neflite trashed his former excuse and replaced it with 'he's my adopted brother from Tasmania.' "And you have to have the same last name I do to be my brother."
"All right," Jedite sat in silence with his eyes rolled up in the back of his head. The others presumed that he was trying to think. He suddenly lit up, "I'll be your brother, Jeffy!
"Jeffy?" Neflite scrunched his nose up a bit. "Jeffy, Jedite is that the best you can do."
"Yup," Jedite beamed with pride.
"That's really special Jedite," Zoycite remarked.
"What's your name gonna be then, Judy Cruisecontrol."
"No!"
"Then let's see you do better."
"Well seeing that there isn't really any competition," She put a hand under her chin, crossed her legs and swung her foot back and forth. "I've got it!" She piped up. "I was watching this one show today, Gillagan's Island I think it was called. And one of the girls had the coolest name!"
"Who, Lovey?" Jedite scratched his head.
"No, why don't you go sit down before you hurt yourself Jedite! Her name was Ginger errr.....somethinerother-"
"Somethinerother?" The male generals all cut her off.
"That wasn't her last name and it's not gonna be mine!"
"Then what's it gonna be then, Cruisecontrol?" Jedite was having fun teasing her.
Zoycite blinked a few times and shrugged.
"Why don't you just use Somethinerother and say it with an accent so it sounds foreign." Malachite suggested.
Zoycite said the rather unusual name with several very badly mocked accents finally deciding the fake Russian one made it the least comprehensible.
"Why don't you talk like that all the time, then it'd make your last name more foriegn," Jedite suggested, he thought Zoycite's mock Russian accent was a trip.
"But-that's so-maybe-oh all right, but only when I'm around humans."
"Malachite's turn," Jedite squealed.
"I don't need help, I'm perfectly able to think of my own name. I saw this name on one of the reports we saw on the television today, Bill Clinton."
"O-No Malachite," Neflite shook his head. "You don't want to have that name, trust me."
"Why?"
"You'll find out in about three days max."
"I now who you could be!" Jedite struck a pose of achievement. "It even sounds like your old name. Malachi. I heard that's a human name."
"Do you think I could operate with a name like that, what if the Sailor Senshi find out."
"C'mon, there must be a million-billion Malachi's on this planet. You could be Malachi errrr....Bond! That's a great name!"
Malachite didn't say anything. He didn't feel up to argueing with an idiot, and besides the name wasn't half bad. He shrugged. "That'll do, I'm not going to interact with the humans that much."
"Now another thing," Neflite started. "We have to call each other by our human names at any time a human could be around. We don't want to attract attention."
"Well, now that I have a human name I need some human clothes. And since you're too lazy to get them yourself then I shall have to go," Zoycite held her hand out. "Wallet, keys, now."
"You can't even drive!"
"Yes I can."
"Yeah, maybe in a simulation. But that's a real car out there. A very EXPENSIVE real car, if you even scratch it it'll be ruined."
"Chill out, you have insurance on it don't you."
"Yes but it doesn't cover natural disasters."
Zoycite scowled and made a crystal dagger in the hand that wasn't stretched toward Neflite. "I'll total your HOUSE if you don't let me have those keys. I will not stay in here 24-7."
Neflite blanched, it'd be better to get a new car than to build a new house, and if Zoycite got in a car wreck at least she might die. He surrendered the keys and his wallet (making sure that there were no credit cards in it.). Zoycite grinned and ran up the stairs.
"The car's outside!" Jedite yelled. Neflite hit Jedite, the move his arm made looking like a reflex. "Ow," Jedite whined.
A few minutes later Zoycite pranced down the stairs. She had a long-sleeved yellow oxford on and had pulled the bottom of her pants over her boots. Her hair hung free of it's usual ponytail and she had a pair of sunglases on.
Jedite did a double take, looked at Neflite, and then back at Zoycite. "She looks kinda like you Neflite."
"There goes my reputation," Nelfite smacked his forehead.
Zoycite ran out to the car and sped off.
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Mina strolled throught the big mall plaza idyllicly, on her way home from school. "That movie was so good. I'll have to take the other girls to see it," she giggled.
A red Ferrari sliced into the parking lot like a knife into it's sheath and carved into a space.
"Wow, that's a cool car, I wonder who's driving it."
A blonde woman wearing a yellow oxford shirt, grey slacks and rectangular sunglasses stepped out of the car.
"I wish I was rich and could offord that kind of car," Mina daydreamed aloud as she stared at the car.
The woman glanced at her. "Is somezing wrong?"
Mina gulped. "N-no it's just....you've got a nice car. I can't help staring at it."
"It's not tech-nically my car," the woman mused.
"Who's car is it, your boyfriend's."
The woman shuddered a bit. "No it is...boyfriend's friend's car. I am just how do say it, taking car for spin."
"Wow! Your boyfriend's friend must be loaded. Is he cute?"
The woman scrunched her nose back slightly. "If you like rich-types."
"I'm Mina, what's your name?"
"Gin-gair (*note-her name hasn't changed it's just been hacked by the accent*)
Mina glanced down at her watch. "Aaaahh, I should've been home twenty minutes ago! Bye Ginger!" Mina dashed off.
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"I hate math," Bunny whined. She closed the book and groaned. Brrring Brrrrrrrring Brrrrrring, the phone rang. Bunny, happy for any excuse, even talking to a telemarketer, to escape math ran to answer it.
"Hello Tsukino residence."
"Bunny? It's me Mina. I was thinking that you and the others HAVE to come see Starlight Falls with me. It's so romantic and sad, it's a masterpiece!"
"Cool!"
"Oh, Bunny while I was walking home I met this girl named Ginger. She has such a hot car, well it's her boyfriend's friend's car but still it was wicked. And she had the funniest accent too."
"What kind of car was it?"
"I dont' know the model, but it was red and had the coolest symbol on the liscene plate."
"That sounds familiar....Mina that's Neflite's car!"
"Neflite's car? But it wasn't Neflite, it was a woman. Bunny maybe after Neflite died his car was repossesed and sold?"
"But then why is he on the front page of every newspaper and on every news station?"
"Oh no, that woman might be working for him-or she be possesed! If I see her again then I'll check her. Damn, the old hag has to use the phone. See you at the meeting Bunny. Bye!"
"Bye Mina."
~End Part 4~
Endnotes-I'm going to use this endnote to recongnize the awesome people who've reveiwed this story.
Aria-thanks much for reviewing twice. The Blackmoon gang will show up a bit later, the first parts may be about the generals but this story has a lot of villians reincarnated.
Cyberpeachie-Yes, that was rather wierd now was it, heh heh ^^.
Neo Queen Serenity-That's a good suggestion, if only that was a theme-it is later on but it really dosen't wrap up the story in all. Hmmm I'll meditate on that one a while.
crypt-angel-I'll email ya when I post a part that you haven't read yet. (crypt is a friend of mine and has read the furthesest of any besides me).
Belladonna-She has a definate point, there was no excuse for changing Kunzite's name to Malachite, I can see them changing Jadeite to Jedite and Nefrite to Neflite, but geez-Kunzite to Malachite they aren't even different names for the same stones. I use the name Malachite in my story b/c I use the other American names for the other generals. The only reason I'm using Bunny instead of Serena is that I think it's a cute name for her and is a direct english translation of Usagi.
Wow, that was long, since I have most of this already written out it I'll try to get the remaining part typed up and posted. Till then ^^.