Disclaimers: I don't own any of the characters used here, I'm just borrowing them, mmmmm-kay? See? I knew you wouldn't mind! ^^

Authors Note: Get the sedatives Schuldich, I'm feeling giddy today…^^

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Part 1 PikaSchu

Nagi awoke with a start. Something was wrong…very wrong. There were three things that told him that. 1) The high pitched feminine wailing coming from downstairs 2) the maniacl laughter, also from downstairs 3) loud knocking at his door.

He got up and padded to the door, then opened it and peered out cautiously.

"Nani?"

"Nagi!" Crawford threw open the door and grabbed him by the shoulders.

"Ano…daijobou?" Nagi sweatdropped.

The American shook him vigeriously till he could almost hear his brain beating the insides of his skull.

"It's … It's horrible! You gotta … you gotta stop it!"

The brunette's sweatdrop grew larger.

"Say wha?" ^^;;

"You gotta get rid of it!!"

Slumping to the ground, Carwford began to sob. (Author: Yes, you read it right, he began to sob, s-o-b, sob. Schu: Son of a bitch? Author:…..-.-;; Go away.)

Nagi pondered Crawford out of character request for a moment, then didn't really see a way out of it anyway, soooooo…..

"Alright."

The two crept down the hallway, Crawford hiding behind Nagi all the while. Nagi cautiously peered around the corner of the stairs. His eyes widened and his breath caught in his throat at the sight before him. The poor, and newly traumatized, boy let out a shrill scream and threw Crawford at the horrid sight.

"Noooooooooooooooooooo~!!!!!!!" And Bradly Crawford hit the wall with a dull splat (if such a noise is possible) then sild down it, eyes swirly and unconscious.

Jumping around from foot to foot the telekinetic began to scream "Get it away, kill it, get it, away kill it..ect.."

But, 'IT', after being knocked down by 'The Amazing Flying Crawford', got back up and came at him.

"Die devil rat!"

"Nagi! Stop! It's me! Schuldich!!" The thing pleaded in a very familiar, very nasal voice.

Halting his attack, Nagi blinked at the hideous thing.

"It's SchuSchu! I swear!" It stalked toward him a few paces, he backed up with each step. "Listen to my nasalness!!"

Hmmm…"Schuldich?"

"Yagata!!"

The thing bounded toward him once more and attempted to glomp him. Nagi jumped back and it flew into the wall.

"Itaii…." Schu slid down it like a slug, but recovered instantly like only anime characters can do, then turned to Nagi.

"Help me outta this thing!"

"Yeah right! I wouldn't touch that thing with a ten foot pole!!"

.;; Schu growled. "Do it or I'll hug you!"

The boy gulped and reluctantly walked up to Schu.

"Here goes.." He unhappily took the zipper between thumb and forefinger then pulled down, nose scrunched up in disgust.

"There."

Schu turned around and jumped outta the horrible thing.

"Ah ha!"

He looked down at the Pikachu costume with horror/disgust then turned to Nagi.

"Farfarello must die."