Masochism Tango
(AkA the other part of PikaSchu)
By Zasuki Rotachi (Rotachi Gaav-Metalliun)
A/N: Okay, after quite some time I'm finally typing this up..^^;; Sorry for the delay, but I've been procrastinating very hard lately! ^^;; Yeah….I'll just quit making excuses and go now. ^^;; (Is is me, or di I make the "^^;;" face a lot? ^^;; (lol))
Disclaimers: No, I don't own any of Weiss…although it would be nice….I've always wanted a harem….
PikaSchu (*Ro sniggers*) grabbed Nagi by the shirt and began to drag the poor boy towards Farfs cell.
"Schuldich! Matte!"
The red head spun around with a mantical expression on his usually laid back features.
"Naze?! Imma kill him!!"
Nagi shrunk down…well, as far down as was possible seeing that Schuldich had a death grip on his shirt collar.
"…Why do I have to go too?"
Schu growled. "So you can hold him down while I poke him to death! Du~uh.." Rolling his eyes, Schu turned to drag Nagi down to the cell once more. Nagi whimpered.
Schu turned to Nagi once more. "Don't worry bishounen," he comforted, " this is probably just some stupid fanfic some rabid/insane fangirl wrote after having one(12) too many cups of coffe on a Monday morning!" Winking, Schu let go of Nagi's collar long enough to give him a reassuring pat on the head. "It'll all be over soon…." He paused. "For Farf anyway…" And with tha said, the insane German dashed off, Nagi flailing behind.
"So…Ms. Zasuki, how long have you had this caffeine problem?" (A/N: ^^ ,v,,) The pale haired man twirled the phone cord around his fingers.
"Well I—" A mousy-nasal voice on the other end of the receiver began when suddenly the door burst open.
"FARFARELLO!!!"
Said Irishman looked up casually as he paused the music he was listening to. (Masochism Tango…^^ Hee)
"Yes, PikaSchu?"
Schuldich thrust a finger at Farf angrily.
"Don't you 'Yes PikaSchu' me!!" (Schu-schu sounds like the authors mom, that he does…^^;; Kowai..)
"What's gotten your thong in a knot?" (Juts imagine Farf saying that…*LMAO* See? I can be funny..)
Farf put down the phone and replaced it with his knife. He licked it while grinning like the crazy he is.
Schu growled. "SHINE!!!" And the German pounced him and began to throttle the madman.
Upstairs, Crawford, now revived from being knocked swirly-eyed earlier, had a vision. He squeaked a small Bradley-like squeak (Crawford: I don't squeak *twitch* Ro: You do now ^^) and ran to Farfarello's cell.
Schu tightened his grip, intent on really killing Farfarello this time. Meanwhile, said madman was having the time of his life.
"Lack…of oxygen…..hurts…God…" He gurgled before turning blue and passing out.
"SCHULDICH!!"
Crawford burst into the room and jumped at Schuldich, prying his fingers from around Farfarello's neck.
"How many times have I told you, do NOT kill Farfarello…I know it's hard, but DON'T."
Shrinking down like a hurt puppy, Schu began to whine…in his nasal, high pitched, why-are-you-oh-so-mean-to-me-Bradley-voice.
"But….why nooooooootttttt???"
Crawford touched a forefinger to his temple and sighed.
"Because I said so. Now both of you go to bed."
Nagi, overjoyed at being able to leave this weirdness, joyfully skipped all the way to his room, but, Schu just sat there all pouty looking. Crawford sighed in annoyance.
"What is it Schuldich?"
The German grinned dumbly.
"Can I sleep with you?"
"No."
"But, what if Farf tries to get me again?"
"….."
"Yay!!"
And so all was quiet at the Schwarz household once more…Farf passed out gleefully in his cell…Nagi tucked into bed once again…and Schuldich…with Crawford…..Okay, so maybe it wasn't all that quite! But it was…peaceful…yeah, peaceful..^^;;
Hope you liked it minna! Ja!
-RGM
(AkA the other part of PikaSchu)
By Zasuki Rotachi (Rotachi Gaav-Metalliun)
A/N: Okay, after quite some time I'm finally typing this up..^^;; Sorry for the delay, but I've been procrastinating very hard lately! ^^;; Yeah….I'll just quit making excuses and go now. ^^;; (Is is me, or di I make the "^^;;" face a lot? ^^;; (lol))
Disclaimers: No, I don't own any of Weiss…although it would be nice….I've always wanted a harem….
PikaSchu (*Ro sniggers*) grabbed Nagi by the shirt and began to drag the poor boy towards Farfs cell.
"Schuldich! Matte!"
The red head spun around with a mantical expression on his usually laid back features.
"Naze?! Imma kill him!!"
Nagi shrunk down…well, as far down as was possible seeing that Schuldich had a death grip on his shirt collar.
"…Why do I have to go too?"
Schu growled. "So you can hold him down while I poke him to death! Du~uh.." Rolling his eyes, Schu turned to drag Nagi down to the cell once more. Nagi whimpered.
Schu turned to Nagi once more. "Don't worry bishounen," he comforted, " this is probably just some stupid fanfic some rabid/insane fangirl wrote after having one(12) too many cups of coffe on a Monday morning!" Winking, Schu let go of Nagi's collar long enough to give him a reassuring pat on the head. "It'll all be over soon…." He paused. "For Farf anyway…" And with tha said, the insane German dashed off, Nagi flailing behind.
"So…Ms. Zasuki, how long have you had this caffeine problem?" (A/N: ^^ ,v,,) The pale haired man twirled the phone cord around his fingers.
"Well I—" A mousy-nasal voice on the other end of the receiver began when suddenly the door burst open.
"FARFARELLO!!!"
Said Irishman looked up casually as he paused the music he was listening to. (Masochism Tango…^^ Hee)
"Yes, PikaSchu?"
Schuldich thrust a finger at Farf angrily.
"Don't you 'Yes PikaSchu' me!!" (Schu-schu sounds like the authors mom, that he does…^^;; Kowai..)
"What's gotten your thong in a knot?" (Juts imagine Farf saying that…*LMAO* See? I can be funny..)
Farf put down the phone and replaced it with his knife. He licked it while grinning like the crazy he is.
Schu growled. "SHINE!!!" And the German pounced him and began to throttle the madman.
Upstairs, Crawford, now revived from being knocked swirly-eyed earlier, had a vision. He squeaked a small Bradley-like squeak (Crawford: I don't squeak *twitch* Ro: You do now ^^) and ran to Farfarello's cell.
Schu tightened his grip, intent on really killing Farfarello this time. Meanwhile, said madman was having the time of his life.
"Lack…of oxygen…..hurts…God…" He gurgled before turning blue and passing out.
"SCHULDICH!!"
Crawford burst into the room and jumped at Schuldich, prying his fingers from around Farfarello's neck.
"How many times have I told you, do NOT kill Farfarello…I know it's hard, but DON'T."
Shrinking down like a hurt puppy, Schu began to whine…in his nasal, high pitched, why-are-you-oh-so-mean-to-me-Bradley-voice.
"But….why nooooooootttttt???"
Crawford touched a forefinger to his temple and sighed.
"Because I said so. Now both of you go to bed."
Nagi, overjoyed at being able to leave this weirdness, joyfully skipped all the way to his room, but, Schu just sat there all pouty looking. Crawford sighed in annoyance.
"What is it Schuldich?"
The German grinned dumbly.
"Can I sleep with you?"
"No."
"But, what if Farf tries to get me again?"
"….."
"Yay!!"
And so all was quiet at the Schwarz household once more…Farf passed out gleefully in his cell…Nagi tucked into bed once again…and Schuldich…with Crawford…..Okay, so maybe it wasn't all that quite! But it was…peaceful…yeah, peaceful..^^;;
Hope you liked it minna! Ja!
-RGM