Title: A Perfect Day With Mitsui
Part: 1/?
Author: KangLi & PetitPois (aka La Vie en Rose, CrispyCrunchy)
Email: kangli_sama@hotmail.com, petitpois@edsamail.com.ph
Pairing: -none-
Warning: 1)This fic must not be read while eating or drinking. Doing so will cause excessive choking, stomach pains or even worse.. insanity! (huh?!)
2) ooc fest! Woohoo! ^_^
Author's note: Thanks to petitpois-chan for helping me out with this one! As long as its starring Mitsui you don't mind helping me out ne?
// - what the chara is thinking
**- setting
[ ]- action
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk & all its characters belong to Takehiko Inoue. Bakuretsu Hunters isn't mine. Neon Genesis Evangelion belongs to GAINAX. So technically, Kogure isn't mine. Yet. (evil grin)
Part 1
Mitsui's Video Collection
*Mitsui's house. The Shohoku basketball club is having a meeting regarding game schedules. But unfortunately, the meeting is not going anywhere.*
Akagi: [waving his fists in the air] This meeting isn't going anywhere!
Miyagi: When did our meetings start making sense anyway?
[Akagi cries out in utter exasperation]
Kogure: Now now, our meetings were sensible before. /a little../ Why can't we make sense of it now?
Mitsui: Since having a meeting is pointless right now, /now that Akagi's throwing a tantrum/ why don't we come up to my room & watch some videos instead?
Sakuragi: [sighing then mutters] If you didn't invite this baka kitsune then this wouldn't happen..
Rukawa: I heard that do'aho..
Sakuragi: NANI?!?!! TEME RUKAWA!! Say that again & I'll…
Rukawa: do'aho..do'aho..do'aho..do'aho…
[Sakuragi's head starts smoking in fury. Both throw dagger looks at each other. A 'thunderstorm' brews behind them.]
*The room turns chaotic. Akagi is still throwing a tantrum while Miyagi tries to shut him up. Mitsui is continuously ranting about his video collection & the two freshmen are still at it with their glaring contest. Technically, Kogure is the only sane one ^^;]
Kogure; [in an unberibaburya [1] loud voice] So how about those videos guys?!
[everybody slowly turns around to face Kogure. The vice captain sweatdrops.]
Everyone: What did you just say?
Kogure: [turning ten shades paler] I..I a-asked.. I-If y-you w-wan-t-ted t- to..umm.. watch.. v-videos?
[silence..]
Everyone: okay
Kogure: o_o' [2]
*Mitsui leads them to his room. The group is obviously impressed with his complete entertainment system, which includes VCD & DVD players plus a VCR. His TV was humongous with its wide screen & monster sound system. A shelf full of VCDs, DVDs & tapes covered one wall of his (squeaky clean) room.
Miyagi: Sugoi..
Mitsui: [with an awful lot of pride in his tone] isn't it? It took me years to collect those.
Akagi: [quite annoyed] Yeah yeah whatever Mitsui. [does the W sign] So what are we going to watch?
Mitsui: I dunno. What do you guys want to watch?
Sakuragi: I personally think we should watch a great classic..
Kogure: 'Gone With The Wind'?
Sakuragi: No! I meant 'Muppets Treasure Island'! /God, Megane-kun can be so dense sometimes. Tscha../
[everyone sweatdrops]
Miyagi: No offense but 'Muppets whatever blah-blah Island' sounds a bit.. immature. /Crap ass dumb is more like it../ Why don't we watch something else?
[Sakuragi pouts. He looks like he's about to burst out crying any minute now..]
Kogure: [pat pat] There, there Sakuragi. I know! Why don't we watch nice quiet films? Would that make you feel better? [Sakuragi sniffs, nods]
Akagi: What kind of quiet films did you have in mind Kogure?
Kogure: Umm.. I was kind of thinking 'Blade 2' or maybe 'Bloodsport'.. or something like that.
[all jaws drop to the floor]
Miyagi: I know! How about 'The Lion King'? How about that?
[question marks pop out of everyone's heads]
Miyagi: [sighs] I can't believe you guys. Lion King is an epic story about the importance of taking your place in the Circle of Life. It also deals with family relationships, not to mention with your friends & girlfriends. [nods knowingly]
Mitsui: So in other words it's about..?
Miyagi: [shrugs] A lion who became a king.
[jaws drop]
Mitsui: Captain, why don't you decide? /please let this be decent../
Akagi: [thinks for a while] Shakespeare in Love? [shrugs]
[everyone drops dead on the floor]
Akagi: [morphs into gorilla mode] What's that supposed to mean?! Are you making fun of my choice of entertainment material?!
Miyagi: Umm.. no! We just think..
Akagi: Shakespeare in Love just happens to be an Oscar winner! And besides, it made me cry when I saw it..
[sweatdrops from everybody]
Sakuragi: Muppets!
Kogure: Bloodsport!
Akagi: Shakespeare in Love!
Miyagi: Lion King!
[the foursome continue battling it out & was about to resolve the argument by a fair game of wrestling when Mitsui steps in.]
Mitsui: Why don't we let Rukawa decide?
[Everyone looks at Rukawa.]
Rukawa: [blink blink] Me?
Mitsui: Yeah. What do you want to watch?
Rukawa: [deep in thought for a while. Silence.. then..] Got any porn?
[The team drops to the floor]
Sakuragi: Teme you hentai kitsune!
Miyagi: How dare you destroy the minds of such innocent beings?! [points at Sakuragi] /oops./ [points at Kogure]
Kogure: Hey.. /I watch porn too../
Mitsui: We don't have any porn here because my parents wont let me /Hell, why should I let you in on my stash?!/ but I do have the Bakuretsu Hunters vcd. Would you..
Rukawa: [with sparkling eyes] I'D LO-O-OVE TO WATCH IT!!! [Mitsui sweatdrops]
Mitsui: Ok. [turns to the rest of the team] Rukawa & I will be looking for the Bakuretsu Hunters cd. Just make yourself at home. If you need anything I'll be in the room across the hall. [Mitsui leaves with Rukawa]
[as soon as they leave, the guys begin to admire the contents of Mitsui's shelves]
Kogure: Man, he has everything.
Sakuragi: No he doesn't. He doesn't have porn.
[Akagi wacks Sakuragi on the head]
Akagi: Enough with the porn!
Kogure: [points to the top shelf, which is above his head] Hey let's check out those.
Sakuragi: [looks at the top shelf] Hey.. what's this..? [reads the labels out loud] 'Hisashi's First Smile'.. 'Hisashi's First Steps'.. 'Hisashi's First Bath'.. hey.. [looks at everyone with an evil grin] you know what these are?
Miyagi: [grins like Sakuargi] I see what you mean..
Akagi: [pushes Sakuragi aside] Let me see those. [starts reading the labels] 'Hisashi's First Day in School'.. 'Hisashi's First Temper Tantrum'.. 'Hisashi's First Pacifier'.. 'Hisashi's First Pet'.. 'Hisashi in the Incubator'..
[everyone starts laughing]
Akagi: [reads more labels] 'Hisashi Wets the Bed'.. 'Hisashi Destroys a Toy'.. 'Hisashi in the Ultrasound'.. 'Hisashi being Spanked by the Doctor'..'Hisashi's First Friend'..
Kogure: They taped his first friend?
Akagi: That's what it says here.. oh wait a minute.. [squints at the label, smiles] Oh it reads 'Hisashi's First IMAGINARY Friend'.
[the team drops to the floor howling with laughter]
[ Sakuragi tries to stand up & notices a display in a glass case by Mitsui's bedside]
Sakuragi: Orooo.. what's that? [approaches the glass case]
Kogure: Sakuragi! Don't touch that! The ultra- high & advanced technology & state of the art security defense mechanism that is protecting the contents of the glass case..![3]
[too late. Sakuargi pokes the glass case. The alarm goes off.]
???alarm: -tweetweetweetweetweet!!!-wake up!-wake up!-tweetweetweetweetweet- wake up!-wake up!-[4] (repeated) [red lights that appear to be Christmas lights go on & off]
Miyagi: [covering his ears] Shut that blasted thing off!
Kogure: We can't! SHUT UP YOU F****ING THING!!! [starts running around & accidentally kicks a wire that just happens to be the plug for the security system. The alarm (clock) goes off]
Miyagi: [removes his hands from his ears] eh?
Sakuragi: [walks toward the display] I wonder what is is…
Akagi: Be careful with the display & don't break the glass so you wont make a mess.
Sakuragi: Okay! [smashes his head on the glass case]
Akagi: YOU FOOL!! CLEAN THAT UP NOW!!!
Sakuragi: No problem, Gori. Tensai will clean it up![rummages around the room for cleaning materials & finds Mitsui's hair brush & a picture of Mitsui & the Takeishi Junior High team with him holding the MVP trophy. He uses it to clean the broken glass w/ the brush as the broom & the picture as the dust pan. He does not find a trash can anywhere, so he dumps it on Mitsui's bed & covers it with the comforter. Nobody notices him do this.] There! Perfectly clean!
Miyagi: Troublemaker. [walks over to the stand & grabs the black object on it. It appears to be a videotape.] Hey, it's another tape.
Akagi: [grabs the tape from Miyagi] Well it says 'CONFIDENTIAL' all over it.
Kogure: It does?! [pause] Gimme that! [grabs the tape from Akagi, pops the tape in the vcr]
[Akagi goes blink-blink]
Kogure: [mad scientist voice] And now.. the real fun begins! [mad scientist laughter]
[Akagi, Miyagi & Sakuragi share the same look of terror ala Shinji Ikari]
Static appears on screen. Hearts are frantic. Palms are sweating. (a/n PetitPois- chan what have you DONE?!?) What is in that tape that Mitsui tried so hard (and got so far) to protect? What IS it with that freakin' alarm (clock)? Rukawa is a Bakuretsu hunters fanatic? What the hell is wrong with the SD boys?!
PetitPois: [pokes KangLi] anou.. KangLi-chan.. YOU wrote this, remember?
KangLi: [with a look of I-dunno] I did? [blink blink]
PetitPois: [nods] And YOU decided to make the boys ooc, remember?
KangLi: [clueless look] I did?! [blink blink]
PetitPois: WILL YOU CUT THAT INNOCENT CRAP OUT?!?! I HELPED YOU WITH THE FREAKIN' PLOT TO MAKE MITSUI-SAMA LOOK GOOD & LOOK WHAT HAPPENED?!? 'HISASHI IN THE INCUBATOR'?! 'HISASHI'S IMAGINARY FRIEND'?! ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY HIS FREAKIN' REPUTATION?!?! [obviusly PetitPois-chan is FREAKIN' mad]
KangLi: Ah! But YOU came up with the video titles ne?
PetitPois: [shrinks] I did?
KangLi: And YOU were the one who said his reputation couldn't get any worse ne?
PetitPois: [whimpers] I did? [sob]
KangLi: And you.. ah to hell with this! [stomps out of the room, leaving PetitPois, who is now hugging a Mitsui plush doll]
[1] unberibaburya- unbelievable. Over used by Hikoichi Aida of Ryonan.
[2] o_o'- the official Kogure Kiminobu smiley: sweatdrop version! KAWAII!!!
[3] That was supposed to be like this.
Kogure: Sakuragi! Don't touch that! The alarm..!
PetitPois-chan wanted to see how much air Kogure had in his lungs so she made it a lot longer & very descriptive. WAY too descriptive.. (PetitPois- chan wasn't able to keep record of the air. Her efforts were all in vain.)
[4] That's what my Tweety bird alarm clock sounds like.
Part: 1/?
Author: KangLi & PetitPois (aka La Vie en Rose, CrispyCrunchy)
Email: kangli_sama@hotmail.com, petitpois@edsamail.com.ph
Pairing: -none-
Warning: 1)This fic must not be read while eating or drinking. Doing so will cause excessive choking, stomach pains or even worse.. insanity! (huh?!)
2) ooc fest! Woohoo! ^_^
Author's note: Thanks to petitpois-chan for helping me out with this one! As long as its starring Mitsui you don't mind helping me out ne?
// - what the chara is thinking
**- setting
[ ]- action
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk & all its characters belong to Takehiko Inoue. Bakuretsu Hunters isn't mine. Neon Genesis Evangelion belongs to GAINAX. So technically, Kogure isn't mine. Yet. (evil grin)
Part 1
Mitsui's Video Collection
*Mitsui's house. The Shohoku basketball club is having a meeting regarding game schedules. But unfortunately, the meeting is not going anywhere.*
Akagi: [waving his fists in the air] This meeting isn't going anywhere!
Miyagi: When did our meetings start making sense anyway?
[Akagi cries out in utter exasperation]
Kogure: Now now, our meetings were sensible before. /a little../ Why can't we make sense of it now?
Mitsui: Since having a meeting is pointless right now, /now that Akagi's throwing a tantrum/ why don't we come up to my room & watch some videos instead?
Sakuragi: [sighing then mutters] If you didn't invite this baka kitsune then this wouldn't happen..
Rukawa: I heard that do'aho..
Sakuragi: NANI?!?!! TEME RUKAWA!! Say that again & I'll…
Rukawa: do'aho..do'aho..do'aho..do'aho…
[Sakuragi's head starts smoking in fury. Both throw dagger looks at each other. A 'thunderstorm' brews behind them.]
*The room turns chaotic. Akagi is still throwing a tantrum while Miyagi tries to shut him up. Mitsui is continuously ranting about his video collection & the two freshmen are still at it with their glaring contest. Technically, Kogure is the only sane one ^^;]
Kogure; [in an unberibaburya [1] loud voice] So how about those videos guys?!
[everybody slowly turns around to face Kogure. The vice captain sweatdrops.]
Everyone: What did you just say?
Kogure: [turning ten shades paler] I..I a-asked.. I-If y-you w-wan-t-ted t- to..umm.. watch.. v-videos?
[silence..]
Everyone: okay
Kogure: o_o' [2]
*Mitsui leads them to his room. The group is obviously impressed with his complete entertainment system, which includes VCD & DVD players plus a VCR. His TV was humongous with its wide screen & monster sound system. A shelf full of VCDs, DVDs & tapes covered one wall of his (squeaky clean) room.
Miyagi: Sugoi..
Mitsui: [with an awful lot of pride in his tone] isn't it? It took me years to collect those.
Akagi: [quite annoyed] Yeah yeah whatever Mitsui. [does the W sign] So what are we going to watch?
Mitsui: I dunno. What do you guys want to watch?
Sakuragi: I personally think we should watch a great classic..
Kogure: 'Gone With The Wind'?
Sakuragi: No! I meant 'Muppets Treasure Island'! /God, Megane-kun can be so dense sometimes. Tscha../
[everyone sweatdrops]
Miyagi: No offense but 'Muppets whatever blah-blah Island' sounds a bit.. immature. /Crap ass dumb is more like it../ Why don't we watch something else?
[Sakuragi pouts. He looks like he's about to burst out crying any minute now..]
Kogure: [pat pat] There, there Sakuragi. I know! Why don't we watch nice quiet films? Would that make you feel better? [Sakuragi sniffs, nods]
Akagi: What kind of quiet films did you have in mind Kogure?
Kogure: Umm.. I was kind of thinking 'Blade 2' or maybe 'Bloodsport'.. or something like that.
[all jaws drop to the floor]
Miyagi: I know! How about 'The Lion King'? How about that?
[question marks pop out of everyone's heads]
Miyagi: [sighs] I can't believe you guys. Lion King is an epic story about the importance of taking your place in the Circle of Life. It also deals with family relationships, not to mention with your friends & girlfriends. [nods knowingly]
Mitsui: So in other words it's about..?
Miyagi: [shrugs] A lion who became a king.
[jaws drop]
Mitsui: Captain, why don't you decide? /please let this be decent../
Akagi: [thinks for a while] Shakespeare in Love? [shrugs]
[everyone drops dead on the floor]
Akagi: [morphs into gorilla mode] What's that supposed to mean?! Are you making fun of my choice of entertainment material?!
Miyagi: Umm.. no! We just think..
Akagi: Shakespeare in Love just happens to be an Oscar winner! And besides, it made me cry when I saw it..
[sweatdrops from everybody]
Sakuragi: Muppets!
Kogure: Bloodsport!
Akagi: Shakespeare in Love!
Miyagi: Lion King!
[the foursome continue battling it out & was about to resolve the argument by a fair game of wrestling when Mitsui steps in.]
Mitsui: Why don't we let Rukawa decide?
[Everyone looks at Rukawa.]
Rukawa: [blink blink] Me?
Mitsui: Yeah. What do you want to watch?
Rukawa: [deep in thought for a while. Silence.. then..] Got any porn?
[The team drops to the floor]
Sakuragi: Teme you hentai kitsune!
Miyagi: How dare you destroy the minds of such innocent beings?! [points at Sakuragi] /oops./ [points at Kogure]
Kogure: Hey.. /I watch porn too../
Mitsui: We don't have any porn here because my parents wont let me /Hell, why should I let you in on my stash?!/ but I do have the Bakuretsu Hunters vcd. Would you..
Rukawa: [with sparkling eyes] I'D LO-O-OVE TO WATCH IT!!! [Mitsui sweatdrops]
Mitsui: Ok. [turns to the rest of the team] Rukawa & I will be looking for the Bakuretsu Hunters cd. Just make yourself at home. If you need anything I'll be in the room across the hall. [Mitsui leaves with Rukawa]
[as soon as they leave, the guys begin to admire the contents of Mitsui's shelves]
Kogure: Man, he has everything.
Sakuragi: No he doesn't. He doesn't have porn.
[Akagi wacks Sakuragi on the head]
Akagi: Enough with the porn!
Kogure: [points to the top shelf, which is above his head] Hey let's check out those.
Sakuragi: [looks at the top shelf] Hey.. what's this..? [reads the labels out loud] 'Hisashi's First Smile'.. 'Hisashi's First Steps'.. 'Hisashi's First Bath'.. hey.. [looks at everyone with an evil grin] you know what these are?
Miyagi: [grins like Sakuargi] I see what you mean..
Akagi: [pushes Sakuragi aside] Let me see those. [starts reading the labels] 'Hisashi's First Day in School'.. 'Hisashi's First Temper Tantrum'.. 'Hisashi's First Pacifier'.. 'Hisashi's First Pet'.. 'Hisashi in the Incubator'..
[everyone starts laughing]
Akagi: [reads more labels] 'Hisashi Wets the Bed'.. 'Hisashi Destroys a Toy'.. 'Hisashi in the Ultrasound'.. 'Hisashi being Spanked by the Doctor'..'Hisashi's First Friend'..
Kogure: They taped his first friend?
Akagi: That's what it says here.. oh wait a minute.. [squints at the label, smiles] Oh it reads 'Hisashi's First IMAGINARY Friend'.
[the team drops to the floor howling with laughter]
[ Sakuragi tries to stand up & notices a display in a glass case by Mitsui's bedside]
Sakuragi: Orooo.. what's that? [approaches the glass case]
Kogure: Sakuragi! Don't touch that! The ultra- high & advanced technology & state of the art security defense mechanism that is protecting the contents of the glass case..![3]
[too late. Sakuargi pokes the glass case. The alarm goes off.]
???alarm: -tweetweetweetweetweet!!!-wake up!-wake up!-tweetweetweetweetweet- wake up!-wake up!-[4] (repeated) [red lights that appear to be Christmas lights go on & off]
Miyagi: [covering his ears] Shut that blasted thing off!
Kogure: We can't! SHUT UP YOU F****ING THING!!! [starts running around & accidentally kicks a wire that just happens to be the plug for the security system. The alarm (clock) goes off]
Miyagi: [removes his hands from his ears] eh?
Sakuragi: [walks toward the display] I wonder what is is…
Akagi: Be careful with the display & don't break the glass so you wont make a mess.
Sakuragi: Okay! [smashes his head on the glass case]
Akagi: YOU FOOL!! CLEAN THAT UP NOW!!!
Sakuragi: No problem, Gori. Tensai will clean it up![rummages around the room for cleaning materials & finds Mitsui's hair brush & a picture of Mitsui & the Takeishi Junior High team with him holding the MVP trophy. He uses it to clean the broken glass w/ the brush as the broom & the picture as the dust pan. He does not find a trash can anywhere, so he dumps it on Mitsui's bed & covers it with the comforter. Nobody notices him do this.] There! Perfectly clean!
Miyagi: Troublemaker. [walks over to the stand & grabs the black object on it. It appears to be a videotape.] Hey, it's another tape.
Akagi: [grabs the tape from Miyagi] Well it says 'CONFIDENTIAL' all over it.
Kogure: It does?! [pause] Gimme that! [grabs the tape from Akagi, pops the tape in the vcr]
[Akagi goes blink-blink]
Kogure: [mad scientist voice] And now.. the real fun begins! [mad scientist laughter]
[Akagi, Miyagi & Sakuragi share the same look of terror ala Shinji Ikari]
Static appears on screen. Hearts are frantic. Palms are sweating. (a/n PetitPois- chan what have you DONE?!?) What is in that tape that Mitsui tried so hard (and got so far) to protect? What IS it with that freakin' alarm (clock)? Rukawa is a Bakuretsu hunters fanatic? What the hell is wrong with the SD boys?!
PetitPois: [pokes KangLi] anou.. KangLi-chan.. YOU wrote this, remember?
KangLi: [with a look of I-dunno] I did? [blink blink]
PetitPois: [nods] And YOU decided to make the boys ooc, remember?
KangLi: [clueless look] I did?! [blink blink]
PetitPois: WILL YOU CUT THAT INNOCENT CRAP OUT?!?! I HELPED YOU WITH THE FREAKIN' PLOT TO MAKE MITSUI-SAMA LOOK GOOD & LOOK WHAT HAPPENED?!? 'HISASHI IN THE INCUBATOR'?! 'HISASHI'S IMAGINARY FRIEND'?! ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY HIS FREAKIN' REPUTATION?!?! [obviusly PetitPois-chan is FREAKIN' mad]
KangLi: Ah! But YOU came up with the video titles ne?
PetitPois: [shrinks] I did?
KangLi: And YOU were the one who said his reputation couldn't get any worse ne?
PetitPois: [whimpers] I did? [sob]
KangLi: And you.. ah to hell with this! [stomps out of the room, leaving PetitPois, who is now hugging a Mitsui plush doll]
[1] unberibaburya- unbelievable. Over used by Hikoichi Aida of Ryonan.
[2] o_o'- the official Kogure Kiminobu smiley: sweatdrop version! KAWAII!!!
[3] That was supposed to be like this.
Kogure: Sakuragi! Don't touch that! The alarm..!
PetitPois-chan wanted to see how much air Kogure had in his lungs so she made it a lot longer & very descriptive. WAY too descriptive.. (PetitPois- chan wasn't able to keep record of the air. Her efforts were all in vain.)
[4] That's what my Tweety bird alarm clock sounds like.