Title: A Perfect Day With Mitsui
Part: 2/?
Author: KangLi & PetitPois (aka La Vie en Rose, CrispyCrunchy)
Email: kangli_sama@hotmail.com, petitpois@edsamail.com.ph
Pairing: -none-
Warning: 1) excessive stoopeeditee..
2) ooc all the way!
3) must not be read by adoring mitsui fans. If any insult addressed to the scarred boy offends you, please do not continue. [okay! You can leave now emi-chan!] but if you are looking forward to observe mitsui's bathroom habits, I guess there's no point in trying to stop you.. (KangLi gets trampled in a stampede of Mitsui fans headed by PetitPois)
Author's note: This chapter contains the first part of the actual footage. Thanks to those who reviewed my (PetitPois glares at KangLi) I mean OUR fic. Please review my other fic 'A Blast from Kogure's Past' if you don't mind. R&r please!
// - what the chara is thinking
**- setting
[ ]- action
-everything italicized is the stuff done outside the TV world. The unitalicized ones are the happenings in the video itself.
Chapter2
Ohayou!
Static appears on screen. The eyes of the four Shohoku boys are glued to the TV. The screen turns black. The MGM logo appears.
Sakuragi: MGM produced Mitchy's video?
Miyagi: You nit! Can't you read? [shoves Sakuragi's head to the screen.]
[Sakuragi notices that the MGM lion has been replaced by SD Mitsui's head meowing.]
Sakuragi: I see.. it's by Mega Gorgeous Mitsui Productions .[nods] Heeeyyy..
Akagi: Ssshhhh!! [KangLi: saliva spray! Eewww!]
The title appears. It reads 'A PERFECT DAY WITH MITSUI' in practically illegible red letters. It looks like it has been written at the back of an old illustration board with red crayon.
Everyone: [sweatdrop] …
Kogure: the credits are rolling in.
[the credits appear on screen.]
Written by HISASHI MITSUI. Produced by HISASHI MITSUI. Directed by HISASHI MITSUI. [more credits appear & it appears that EVERYTHING was by HISASHI MITSUI]
[In 5 minutes the credits are almost done. Everyone is half asleep.]
Akagi: Please spare me from this.. [groan]
Kogure: [suddely bolts upright] Look! [points at the screen]
With special thanks to..
Miyagi: Finally! Someone else's name! [heavenly music starts to play from who-knows-where]
Akagi: That was a lot of Mitsui's!
Kogure: Yeah! If I see his name again I'll..
The classmates & teachers of HISASHI MITSUI.
Kogure: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Shohoku Basketball Team of HISASHI MITSUI.
Kogure & Akagi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The loving parents of HISASHI MITSUI.
Kogure, Miyagi & Akagi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And most especially..
All four: AAAHHH..!! Eeh?!
The cute lovable understanding beautiful gorgeous…
Miyagi: I didn't know Mitsui had a girlfriend.
Kogure: I didn't know that either.
Akagi: Wait! There's more!
..furry, cuddly, fluffy, obedient….
[looks of terror]
Miyagi: you know what this means?
Akagi: Mitsui is a bad boyfriend?
Sakuragi: Mitchy's girl is a werewolf?
Kogure; Mitsui was once abducted by seductive aliens from Uranus?!
Miyagi: No!! /sounds logical though../ It means.. [pause] ah heck! I forgot!
[the 3 boys collapse]
Kogure: [points at the screen] Look!
Poodle of HISASHI MITSUI, Emi.
[the boys collapse again]
The video officially starts.
Mitsui wakes up in a pair of Snoopy pj's (matching of course) He stretches & flashes a killer smile at the camera. Mitsui has 'morning stars' [1] in his eyes but he doesn't seem to notice.
Mitsui: Good morning! Now you shall witness..[brings out an illustration board, flashes it on screen, it appears to be the same one on the opening credits] [2] a perfect day with me, hisashi mitsui!
Miyagi: [pokes Akagi] Haven't we seen that somewhere before?
[Sakuragi is rolling over on the floor like a dying cockroach, pretending to gag]
Mitsui: Now to begin with my perfect day! [stands up & goes to his bathroom [3]] [he stares at the mirror & grins at his own reflection] my, my! What a handsome guy you are! Who could it be? Oh it's just me! Hisashi Mitsui! [4] [gangsta' laughta']
Kogure: [faking a heart attack] he-ee-e-ell-pp-p…!
Akagi: gag me! [joins sakuragi in rolling over the floor]
[Miyagi is trembling as though he was in the North Pole instead of mitsui's room]
[Mitsui takes off his pj's, walks over to the shower, steps in]
Mitsui: [in a fake seductive voice] now, now! Don't look! [closes the shower curtains]
Kogure: Who says we were gonna?
[Kogure leans toward the screen.]
Kogure: oooooh… aaaaah…
Akagi: [sighs] hypocrite.
[Mitsui could be heard singing in the shower. It sounds like he's humming to 'Horny' & it appears that he was dancing to it, too.]
Mitsui: [singing] Im hor-ne! Hor-ne, hor-ne, hor-ne! So hor-ne…! [5]
[everybody turns blue, sweatdropping profusely]
Kogure: You know what..?
Miyagi: Yeah..?
Kogure: Mitsui should be forbidden to sing. (KangLi: Ban Mitsui from singing.. check! [wink])
[the rest nod in agreement]
[Mitsui is done with his shower [Kogure: Thank GOD!!] & just threw his towel at the camera. The screen is green for sometime & after a few minutes Mitsui reappears in his school uniform.]
Mitsui: Thanks for waiting. [flashes toothful grin]
Everyone: ..groan..
[Mitsui walks to his room. He walks to his closet & rummages in the pile of *dirty* stuff. He is seen *diving* into the closet. He soon emerges with a pair of socks. Mitsui sits on his bed, puts on his white socks. ]
Miyagi: [gasping for air] I thought he was going to drown in there!
Akagi: Yeah, I thought so too. Well, too bad. [shrug]
[After putting on his socks Mitsui proceeds to the corner of the room & puts on what appears to be clean & newly polished shoes.]
Sakuragi: That must've taken a lot of effort..
Kogure: I've never heard of anyone passing out while cleaning shoes, Sakuragi.
Mitsui: OK! Now I'm going to prepare for my practice this afternoon! [walks over to closet again] Let's see.. now what shall I wear..? [rummages in closet]
Miyagi: The stupid maroon shirt..
Sakuragi: And the stupid black shorts..
Akagi: And the stupid kneepad..
Kogure: And the stupid dirty sneakers.
[Mitsui reappers.]
Mitsui: Ah! My * new * green shirt! [pulls out a green shirt]
Miyagi: [dot eye chibi-er than chibi mode] …
Mitsui: And my * new * white shorts! [pulls out a pair of whit shorts]
Sakuragi: [dot eye chibi do'aho mode]…
Mitsui: And my * new * kneepad! [pulls out a black & blue kneepad]
Akagi: [dot eye chibi gori mode]…
Mitsui:And of course! My * new * sneakers! [pulls out new pair of basketball sneakers]
Kogure: [no eye chibi megane-kun mode]…
Mitsui: Gotta love my new stuff [winks at camera] Why would I wear my stupid old maroon shirt..?
[dot- eye chibi-er than chibi miyagi turns blue]
Mitsui: Or my stupid old black shorts..?
[dot eye chibi do'aho Sakuragi turns blue]
Mitsui: And that stupid old kneepad! Puh- leeze!
[dot eye chibi gori Akagi turns blue]
Mitsui: Aaaannd.. that stupid old pair of sneakers! Give me a break!
[no eye chibi megane- kun Kogure turns REALLY blue]
[Mitsui packs his stuff in his ratty old gym bag]
[everyone sighs with relief]
Sakuragi: [whipes off seat] At least that's still old & stupid.
[Mitsui leaves the room & proceeds down the stairs when suddenly…]
Mitsui: So I'm going down the stairs & wha…! (durugudush-dush-dush-dush- dush-CRASH!)[6]
[the screen goes topsy turvy with 'ow!'s & 'oof!'s in the background]
Sakuragi: Umm.. I think he just fell down the stairs.
Akagi: duah! [7]
[It looks like Mitsui has recovered.]
Mitsui: I am fine! Yatta! [pumps fist in the air]
[Everybody's face faults]
Mitsui: Time for breakfast!
[Mitsui heads to the dining area where Mr. & Mrs. Mitsui await their son. Mr. Mitsui is seated at the table reading the paper, while Mrs. Mitsui is busy preparing pancakes.]
Mitsui: Good morning parents!
Mr. Mitsui: Good morning son! [puts down paper] What are your plans for today?
Mitsui: [sits down] Well there's school..
Mrs. Mitsui: How is school by the way?
Mitsui: [brightens up] Great! My teachers say that I'm doing awfully good & that I have a shot at being valedictorian!
Kogure: Hey.. that's what I told my parents this morning. [pouts]
Miyagi: [pats Kogure] there, there sempai. You know he's lying.
Mr. Mitsui: That's great son! [claps Mitsui's back] And how's basketball coming up?
Mitsui: Really cool! We're going to the interhigh a week from now.
Mrs. Mitsui: Omedetou! [smiles]
Akagi: At least he's honest about that.
Mitsui: And Akagi says I'm the ace & there's no way Shohoku can win without me! Isn't that amazing?
Akagi: [frowns] I take that back.
Mrs. Mitsui: [walks over to the table with a plate full of pancakes dripping with maple syrup] Here you go Hisashi. [rumples Mitsui's hair] Nothing's too good for my young man.
[Mitsui smiles at his mom. He starts eating the pancakes with the finesse of a viking.]
Mitsui: [after finishing his breakfast] That was good mom! Thanks! [stands up & leaves the table] I'm going to school now & be a good valedictorian to be! [waves]
[Kogure groans]
Mr. Mitsui: Have fun Hisashi!
[Mitsui leaves the house.]
Mitsui: So now I'm off to school! [starts walking]
Miyagi: Man! That was awful!
Sakuragi: You said it!
Akagi: Well at least he can't goof off in school, that's for sure.
Kogure: I don't know about that..
~*~*~*~*~
KangLi: That's it for the first part of the video! ^_^ Once again, thanks to those who reviewed my fics! I just love hearing about me & my fics. PetitPois isn't here but joining me today is Ms. Abi Kanzaki!
Abi: [wave] Hi! PetitPois is in the USA as of now, so I'm here to keep KangLi company. [wink]
KangLi: In case you were wondering, PetitPois is Cloud-hunting at the moment.
Abi: [question mark pops out] cloud-hunting?! But there'r clouds here in the Philippines! What's the difference between Philippine clouds & American clouds?!?
KangLi: Not that cloud- hunting! Cloud(strife)- hunting!
Abi: [chibi mode] Okaaaayyy… [starts playing with Jin plush doll]
~*~*~*~*~
[1] Morning stars- the yellowish stuff that's in your eyes everytime you wake up; also known as 'muta'
[2] Mitsui believes in recycling, that's why he used the same illustration board. Think globally, act locally! [wink]
[3] In an episode, Mitsui stands before his bathroom mirror & swears upon his new front teeth that he will make Shohoku win. The bathroom was connected to his room btw.
[4] cool rhyme.
[5] That's how PetitPois & Rika-chan sing after eating chocolate.
[6] That's the sound of a pretty fourth year girl falling down a flight of stairs. Just ask Abi.
[7] duah – same as 'duh'; poularized by my phone pals
Part: 2/?
Author: KangLi & PetitPois (aka La Vie en Rose, CrispyCrunchy)
Email: kangli_sama@hotmail.com, petitpois@edsamail.com.ph
Pairing: -none-
Warning: 1) excessive stoopeeditee..
2) ooc all the way!
3) must not be read by adoring mitsui fans. If any insult addressed to the scarred boy offends you, please do not continue. [okay! You can leave now emi-chan!] but if you are looking forward to observe mitsui's bathroom habits, I guess there's no point in trying to stop you.. (KangLi gets trampled in a stampede of Mitsui fans headed by PetitPois)
Author's note: This chapter contains the first part of the actual footage. Thanks to those who reviewed my (PetitPois glares at KangLi) I mean OUR fic. Please review my other fic 'A Blast from Kogure's Past' if you don't mind. R&r please!
// - what the chara is thinking
**- setting
[ ]- action
-everything italicized is the stuff done outside the TV world. The unitalicized ones are the happenings in the video itself.
Chapter2
Ohayou!
Static appears on screen. The eyes of the four Shohoku boys are glued to the TV. The screen turns black. The MGM logo appears.
Sakuragi: MGM produced Mitchy's video?
Miyagi: You nit! Can't you read? [shoves Sakuragi's head to the screen.]
[Sakuragi notices that the MGM lion has been replaced by SD Mitsui's head meowing.]
Sakuragi: I see.. it's by Mega Gorgeous Mitsui Productions .[nods] Heeeyyy..
Akagi: Ssshhhh!! [KangLi: saliva spray! Eewww!]
The title appears. It reads 'A PERFECT DAY WITH MITSUI' in practically illegible red letters. It looks like it has been written at the back of an old illustration board with red crayon.
Everyone: [sweatdrop] …
Kogure: the credits are rolling in.
[the credits appear on screen.]
Written by HISASHI MITSUI. Produced by HISASHI MITSUI. Directed by HISASHI MITSUI. [more credits appear & it appears that EVERYTHING was by HISASHI MITSUI]
[In 5 minutes the credits are almost done. Everyone is half asleep.]
Akagi: Please spare me from this.. [groan]
Kogure: [suddely bolts upright] Look! [points at the screen]
With special thanks to..
Miyagi: Finally! Someone else's name! [heavenly music starts to play from who-knows-where]
Akagi: That was a lot of Mitsui's!
Kogure: Yeah! If I see his name again I'll..
The classmates & teachers of HISASHI MITSUI.
Kogure: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Shohoku Basketball Team of HISASHI MITSUI.
Kogure & Akagi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The loving parents of HISASHI MITSUI.
Kogure, Miyagi & Akagi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And most especially..
All four: AAAHHH..!! Eeh?!
The cute lovable understanding beautiful gorgeous…
Miyagi: I didn't know Mitsui had a girlfriend.
Kogure: I didn't know that either.
Akagi: Wait! There's more!
..furry, cuddly, fluffy, obedient….
[looks of terror]
Miyagi: you know what this means?
Akagi: Mitsui is a bad boyfriend?
Sakuragi: Mitchy's girl is a werewolf?
Kogure; Mitsui was once abducted by seductive aliens from Uranus?!
Miyagi: No!! /sounds logical though../ It means.. [pause] ah heck! I forgot!
[the 3 boys collapse]
Kogure: [points at the screen] Look!
Poodle of HISASHI MITSUI, Emi.
[the boys collapse again]
The video officially starts.
Mitsui wakes up in a pair of Snoopy pj's (matching of course) He stretches & flashes a killer smile at the camera. Mitsui has 'morning stars' [1] in his eyes but he doesn't seem to notice.
Mitsui: Good morning! Now you shall witness..[brings out an illustration board, flashes it on screen, it appears to be the same one on the opening credits] [2] a perfect day with me, hisashi mitsui!
Miyagi: [pokes Akagi] Haven't we seen that somewhere before?
[Sakuragi is rolling over on the floor like a dying cockroach, pretending to gag]
Mitsui: Now to begin with my perfect day! [stands up & goes to his bathroom [3]] [he stares at the mirror & grins at his own reflection] my, my! What a handsome guy you are! Who could it be? Oh it's just me! Hisashi Mitsui! [4] [gangsta' laughta']
Kogure: [faking a heart attack] he-ee-e-ell-pp-p…!
Akagi: gag me! [joins sakuragi in rolling over the floor]
[Miyagi is trembling as though he was in the North Pole instead of mitsui's room]
[Mitsui takes off his pj's, walks over to the shower, steps in]
Mitsui: [in a fake seductive voice] now, now! Don't look! [closes the shower curtains]
Kogure: Who says we were gonna?
[Kogure leans toward the screen.]
Kogure: oooooh… aaaaah…
Akagi: [sighs] hypocrite.
[Mitsui could be heard singing in the shower. It sounds like he's humming to 'Horny' & it appears that he was dancing to it, too.]
Mitsui: [singing] Im hor-ne! Hor-ne, hor-ne, hor-ne! So hor-ne…! [5]
[everybody turns blue, sweatdropping profusely]
Kogure: You know what..?
Miyagi: Yeah..?
Kogure: Mitsui should be forbidden to sing. (KangLi: Ban Mitsui from singing.. check! [wink])
[the rest nod in agreement]
[Mitsui is done with his shower [Kogure: Thank GOD!!] & just threw his towel at the camera. The screen is green for sometime & after a few minutes Mitsui reappears in his school uniform.]
Mitsui: Thanks for waiting. [flashes toothful grin]
Everyone: ..groan..
[Mitsui walks to his room. He walks to his closet & rummages in the pile of *dirty* stuff. He is seen *diving* into the closet. He soon emerges with a pair of socks. Mitsui sits on his bed, puts on his white socks. ]
Miyagi: [gasping for air] I thought he was going to drown in there!
Akagi: Yeah, I thought so too. Well, too bad. [shrug]
[After putting on his socks Mitsui proceeds to the corner of the room & puts on what appears to be clean & newly polished shoes.]
Sakuragi: That must've taken a lot of effort..
Kogure: I've never heard of anyone passing out while cleaning shoes, Sakuragi.
Mitsui: OK! Now I'm going to prepare for my practice this afternoon! [walks over to closet again] Let's see.. now what shall I wear..? [rummages in closet]
Miyagi: The stupid maroon shirt..
Sakuragi: And the stupid black shorts..
Akagi: And the stupid kneepad..
Kogure: And the stupid dirty sneakers.
[Mitsui reappers.]
Mitsui: Ah! My * new * green shirt! [pulls out a green shirt]
Miyagi: [dot eye chibi-er than chibi mode] …
Mitsui: And my * new * white shorts! [pulls out a pair of whit shorts]
Sakuragi: [dot eye chibi do'aho mode]…
Mitsui: And my * new * kneepad! [pulls out a black & blue kneepad]
Akagi: [dot eye chibi gori mode]…
Mitsui:And of course! My * new * sneakers! [pulls out new pair of basketball sneakers]
Kogure: [no eye chibi megane-kun mode]…
Mitsui: Gotta love my new stuff [winks at camera] Why would I wear my stupid old maroon shirt..?
[dot- eye chibi-er than chibi miyagi turns blue]
Mitsui: Or my stupid old black shorts..?
[dot eye chibi do'aho Sakuragi turns blue]
Mitsui: And that stupid old kneepad! Puh- leeze!
[dot eye chibi gori Akagi turns blue]
Mitsui: Aaaannd.. that stupid old pair of sneakers! Give me a break!
[no eye chibi megane- kun Kogure turns REALLY blue]
[Mitsui packs his stuff in his ratty old gym bag]
[everyone sighs with relief]
Sakuragi: [whipes off seat] At least that's still old & stupid.
[Mitsui leaves the room & proceeds down the stairs when suddenly…]
Mitsui: So I'm going down the stairs & wha…! (durugudush-dush-dush-dush- dush-CRASH!)[6]
[the screen goes topsy turvy with 'ow!'s & 'oof!'s in the background]
Sakuragi: Umm.. I think he just fell down the stairs.
Akagi: duah! [7]
[It looks like Mitsui has recovered.]
Mitsui: I am fine! Yatta! [pumps fist in the air]
[Everybody's face faults]
Mitsui: Time for breakfast!
[Mitsui heads to the dining area where Mr. & Mrs. Mitsui await their son. Mr. Mitsui is seated at the table reading the paper, while Mrs. Mitsui is busy preparing pancakes.]
Mitsui: Good morning parents!
Mr. Mitsui: Good morning son! [puts down paper] What are your plans for today?
Mitsui: [sits down] Well there's school..
Mrs. Mitsui: How is school by the way?
Mitsui: [brightens up] Great! My teachers say that I'm doing awfully good & that I have a shot at being valedictorian!
Kogure: Hey.. that's what I told my parents this morning. [pouts]
Miyagi: [pats Kogure] there, there sempai. You know he's lying.
Mr. Mitsui: That's great son! [claps Mitsui's back] And how's basketball coming up?
Mitsui: Really cool! We're going to the interhigh a week from now.
Mrs. Mitsui: Omedetou! [smiles]
Akagi: At least he's honest about that.
Mitsui: And Akagi says I'm the ace & there's no way Shohoku can win without me! Isn't that amazing?
Akagi: [frowns] I take that back.
Mrs. Mitsui: [walks over to the table with a plate full of pancakes dripping with maple syrup] Here you go Hisashi. [rumples Mitsui's hair] Nothing's too good for my young man.
[Mitsui smiles at his mom. He starts eating the pancakes with the finesse of a viking.]
Mitsui: [after finishing his breakfast] That was good mom! Thanks! [stands up & leaves the table] I'm going to school now & be a good valedictorian to be! [waves]
[Kogure groans]
Mr. Mitsui: Have fun Hisashi!
[Mitsui leaves the house.]
Mitsui: So now I'm off to school! [starts walking]
Miyagi: Man! That was awful!
Sakuragi: You said it!
Akagi: Well at least he can't goof off in school, that's for sure.
Kogure: I don't know about that..
~*~*~*~*~
KangLi: That's it for the first part of the video! ^_^ Once again, thanks to those who reviewed my fics! I just love hearing about me & my fics. PetitPois isn't here but joining me today is Ms. Abi Kanzaki!
Abi: [wave] Hi! PetitPois is in the USA as of now, so I'm here to keep KangLi company. [wink]
KangLi: In case you were wondering, PetitPois is Cloud-hunting at the moment.
Abi: [question mark pops out] cloud-hunting?! But there'r clouds here in the Philippines! What's the difference between Philippine clouds & American clouds?!?
KangLi: Not that cloud- hunting! Cloud(strife)- hunting!
Abi: [chibi mode] Okaaaayyy… [starts playing with Jin plush doll]
~*~*~*~*~
[1] Morning stars- the yellowish stuff that's in your eyes everytime you wake up; also known as 'muta'
[2] Mitsui believes in recycling, that's why he used the same illustration board. Think globally, act locally! [wink]
[3] In an episode, Mitsui stands before his bathroom mirror & swears upon his new front teeth that he will make Shohoku win. The bathroom was connected to his room btw.
[4] cool rhyme.
[5] That's how PetitPois & Rika-chan sing after eating chocolate.
[6] That's the sound of a pretty fourth year girl falling down a flight of stairs. Just ask Abi.
[7] duah – same as 'duh'; poularized by my phone pals