Quina and the Frog
By: Riyuji
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 9 or the game itself. It is owned by Squaresoft and some other parties that I am not aware of. I am not making any money out of this (though I wish I was ^_^), I'm only doing this for the fun of it and for the entertainment of others. Hope you enjoy it.
Author's Notes: I was bored when I wrote this and someone just gave me the freaking idea… ^__^ ;;; I hate Quina's grammar
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Quina was walking around Qu's Marsh, minding her/his own business when s/he stumbled on a frog.
Quina: You frog?! I eat you!
Frog: You mustn't eat me! I could grant you three wishes… but you must set me free from this evil spell.
Quina: I eat you!
Frog: DON'T EAT ME! Please save me! I'll give you any wish you want granted!
Quina: Quina get wish? Quina want frogs!!!
3,907,867,524 frogs come out of nowhere.
Quina: I eat! (Grabs his/her giant fork like thing and depletes all the 3,907,867,524 frogs in an instant)
Frog: Second wish?
Quina: I want eat in place with good food! NOW!!!!!!
Frog: As you wish. 'I would have wished for a better vocabulary and grammar if I were you… I mean... like, his/her grammar is horrible and she knows a minimal amount of words.'
Quina and the Frog get transported to a place where Zidane and Garnet were having dinner…
Zidane: Isn't that Quina?
Garnet: Yes… At least I think that's him/her… But who is s/he with?
Zidane: Lemme ask. (About to stand from his chair) Ummm… Dagger?
Garnet: Yes… What is it?
Zidane: Umm… May I be excused?
Garnet: You are excused.
Zidane: Thanks! Yo, Quina!!! (Runs to Quina)
Quina: It is Zidane, look!
Frog: Zidane? Who is he? What's with the tail?
Quina: Zidane is friend of Quina. He from Terra.
Frog: Terra?
Zidane: Another planet… Quina, what brings you here?
Quina: Frog person thing said he give me wish. This my wish. To eat in place with food that good.
Zidane: You're on a date? I can't believe it! (Steps backwards)
Frog: You got it wrong! I'm just giving him/her his/her wishes.
Zidane: Whatever. (Shrugs and walks back to Garnet)
Quina: Me eat!
So Quina ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate… is this getting annoying? ^__^;;;
Quina: (Eats last plate including the plate) Quina still hungry!
Frog: I will grant you the last wish as long as you kiss me and make me human again! (Puckers up)
Zidane: (Stares at Quina and the Frog)
Garnet: Zidane? What are you staring at?
Zidane: (Points at Quina and the Frog) I think they're gonna kiss!
Garnet: What?
Quina: (About to kiss the frog)
Frog: (Is happy because he will become human again)
Quina: (Eats the frog) Yum yum! (Rubs belly) I now look for food! (Runs out of the restaurant)
Garnet and Zidane: Egad!
Zidane: I really thought they we're gonna kiss!
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Author's Notes: I know that sucked! I was just bored! So sue me (I'm kidding… I'm broke!)! Just R & R please. I just luv reviews!!!!!!!! I know you people would be kind enough to review n_n!!!!!!!!
By: Riyuji
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 9 or the game itself. It is owned by Squaresoft and some other parties that I am not aware of. I am not making any money out of this (though I wish I was ^_^), I'm only doing this for the fun of it and for the entertainment of others. Hope you enjoy it.
Author's Notes: I was bored when I wrote this and someone just gave me the freaking idea… ^__^ ;;; I hate Quina's grammar
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Quina was walking around Qu's Marsh, minding her/his own business when s/he stumbled on a frog.
Quina: You frog?! I eat you!
Frog: You mustn't eat me! I could grant you three wishes… but you must set me free from this evil spell.
Quina: I eat you!
Frog: DON'T EAT ME! Please save me! I'll give you any wish you want granted!
Quina: Quina get wish? Quina want frogs!!!
3,907,867,524 frogs come out of nowhere.
Quina: I eat! (Grabs his/her giant fork like thing and depletes all the 3,907,867,524 frogs in an instant)
Frog: Second wish?
Quina: I want eat in place with good food! NOW!!!!!!
Frog: As you wish. 'I would have wished for a better vocabulary and grammar if I were you… I mean... like, his/her grammar is horrible and she knows a minimal amount of words.'
Quina and the Frog get transported to a place where Zidane and Garnet were having dinner…
Zidane: Isn't that Quina?
Garnet: Yes… At least I think that's him/her… But who is s/he with?
Zidane: Lemme ask. (About to stand from his chair) Ummm… Dagger?
Garnet: Yes… What is it?
Zidane: Umm… May I be excused?
Garnet: You are excused.
Zidane: Thanks! Yo, Quina!!! (Runs to Quina)
Quina: It is Zidane, look!
Frog: Zidane? Who is he? What's with the tail?
Quina: Zidane is friend of Quina. He from Terra.
Frog: Terra?
Zidane: Another planet… Quina, what brings you here?
Quina: Frog person thing said he give me wish. This my wish. To eat in place with food that good.
Zidane: You're on a date? I can't believe it! (Steps backwards)
Frog: You got it wrong! I'm just giving him/her his/her wishes.
Zidane: Whatever. (Shrugs and walks back to Garnet)
Quina: Me eat!
So Quina ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate and ate… is this getting annoying? ^__^;;;
Quina: (Eats last plate including the plate) Quina still hungry!
Frog: I will grant you the last wish as long as you kiss me and make me human again! (Puckers up)
Zidane: (Stares at Quina and the Frog)
Garnet: Zidane? What are you staring at?
Zidane: (Points at Quina and the Frog) I think they're gonna kiss!
Garnet: What?
Quina: (About to kiss the frog)
Frog: (Is happy because he will become human again)
Quina: (Eats the frog) Yum yum! (Rubs belly) I now look for food! (Runs out of the restaurant)
Garnet and Zidane: Egad!
Zidane: I really thought they we're gonna kiss!
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Author's Notes: I know that sucked! I was just bored! So sue me (I'm kidding… I'm broke!)! Just R & R please. I just luv reviews!!!!!!!! I know you people would be kind enough to review n_n!!!!!!!!