My very first fic written on my new laptop. sheer randomness that goes with the picture on the background, which can be veiwed on my website http://www.gundamw-ronin-anonymuos.freeservers.com/photo.html
trust me, you'll know which one it is when you're done reading. foreign language translations at bottom. and guess what? i don't own gundam wing.
Cake
(Duo prowls down hallway of safe house)
Duo: *sniffs air* Yessss, my precious. Closer we are, we can sssssmell it.
Quatre: *sticks head out door* Duo? Daijoubo ka?
Duo: Aack! *spins around* Don't scare me like that!
Quatre: What are you doing?
Duo: Can't you smell it?
Trowa: *comes out behind Quatre* ...?
Quatre: I don't know what he's talking about, Trowa *inhales* I don't smell anything either.
Duo: *shocked* Do both of you have wooden noses? I can't believe you don't smell it!
Quatre: Smell what?
Duo: *drools slightly* Caaaaaaaaaaaake. There's cake somewhere in this safehouse.
Wufei: *comes down hall* Masaka. There can't be any cake in here.
Trowa: ...?
Wufei: Because the baka doctors wouldn't deliberately put Maxwell on sugar high.
Duo: O.O You understand him?
Wufei: *sneers* Of course.
Duo: And here was me thinking only Quatre....*nose twitches* It's CLOSER! *eyes gleam*
All others: O.O
Duo: Musssst find cake! *sprints down hall*
Others: O_o' *run after him*
Quatre: Maybe it's one of their experiments.
Wufei: Put Maxwell on sugar rush and see what happens?
Trowa: ...
Quatre: Yeah, they should have done it in an OZ base.
Wufei: Good point.
(all arrive in the hall and stop dead)
Wufei: Yuy? Where did you get that?
Duo: CAKE!! Cakecakecakecakecake CAKE! *pounces on Heero*
Heero: *dodges* Omae wa bakabakashii, Maxwell! You almost made me drop it!
Quatre: Are those real strawberries, Heero?
Trowa: ...?
Heero: Yes, Quatre they are real strawberries, and Trowa, I found it in the cockpit of Wing.
Duo: *pauses pursuit of cake long enough to whine* Does everyone understand him but me?
Wufei: Probably. Are we going to eat the cake or not, Yuy?
Quatre: Is it safe?
Heero *dodges Duo again* I tested a small piece of it.
Wufei: And then?
Heero: And then I waited for the computer to tell me the results.
Wufei: And then?
Heero: And then the computer told me it was normal cake.
Wufei: And then?
Heero: And then I took it here.
Wufei: And then?
Quatre: *evil zero glint in eyes* NO!! NO AND THEN!!!
Trowa: ... *goes off*
Duo: *pauses pursuit of cake again* Where's he going?
Heero: He said he would get plates.
Duo: Yosh! So we are going to eat it!
Heero: Hn.
Wufei: I shall retrieve an honorable weapon to divide the pastry. *stalks off towards bedroom*
Duo: Come on, Hee-chan! Just a little piece!
Heero: Maxwell if you make me drop this.....
Quatre: *pulls out notepad*
Heero: Omae o korosu!
Quatre: *marks on pad* That makes it 2,387,926,123 times he's said that.
Duo: O.O You've been keeping track?
Quatre: ^-^ Yep!
Trowa: *walks in with plates*
Quatre: Thank you, Trowa.
Wufei: *enters with smallest katana from a samurai collection* This shall do justice to the cake.
Duo: Now let's eat it! *jumps for cake*
Heero: Baka Maxwell!!
Quatre: I actually agree with Duo, it smells really good!
Wufei: *thinks* I shall cut this cake so that I will have the largest piece and offer part of it to Nataku!
Trowa: *reaches up and gets some icing on his finger* *licks it off*
Duo: *notices* That looks incredibly wrong.
Trowa: Hm...yum. Buttercream.
Duo: O_O He SPOKE!!! YATTA!!
Wufei: YAAH! *whips out knife and attacks cake*
Cake: *explodes*
All: AAAAHHH!!! *fly to all ends of room*
(and as the smoke clears, a figure steps out from where the cake was)
Figure: HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!
Heero: NO!!! MASAKA!!!!
Duo: How did she fit in the cake!
Quatre: *sees large, red button reading "In Case of Relena, Push Button"* To push? Or not to push?
Wufei: SHINE ONNA!! *lunges at her with knife*
Relena: *dodges* HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!
Trowa: ...!
Quatre: But I don't know if I should Trowa....I'm so confused!
Wufei: *attempts to yank knife out of wall* Push the damn button!
Trowa: ...! *pushes the button*
(anti-ballistic missils fire from all point of room and hit Relena)
Relena: *explodes messily*
Trowa: ^_^
Quatre: O_O
Heero: ^_^
Wufei: X_X *still trying to pull knife out*
Duo: o_o *runs finger over cake splattered on wall and licks it off* Yum! *begins devouring cake off wall*
Others: *stare* *shrug* *join in*
THE END! Please review! My muses will bless you!
Japanese:
Daijoubo ka?: Are you ok?
Masaka: Impossible/It can't be
Omae wa bakabakashii: You're an stupid moron
Yosh!: Alright!
Omae o korosu: I will kill you
Baka: Idiot
Yatta: In this case, He did it! Can also mean I/you/she/it/they/we did it!
Shine: Die!
Onna: Woman
trust me, you'll know which one it is when you're done reading. foreign language translations at bottom. and guess what? i don't own gundam wing.
Cake
(Duo prowls down hallway of safe house)
Duo: *sniffs air* Yessss, my precious. Closer we are, we can sssssmell it.
Quatre: *sticks head out door* Duo? Daijoubo ka?
Duo: Aack! *spins around* Don't scare me like that!
Quatre: What are you doing?
Duo: Can't you smell it?
Trowa: *comes out behind Quatre* ...?
Quatre: I don't know what he's talking about, Trowa *inhales* I don't smell anything either.
Duo: *shocked* Do both of you have wooden noses? I can't believe you don't smell it!
Quatre: Smell what?
Duo: *drools slightly* Caaaaaaaaaaaake. There's cake somewhere in this safehouse.
Wufei: *comes down hall* Masaka. There can't be any cake in here.
Trowa: ...?
Wufei: Because the baka doctors wouldn't deliberately put Maxwell on sugar high.
Duo: O.O You understand him?
Wufei: *sneers* Of course.
Duo: And here was me thinking only Quatre....*nose twitches* It's CLOSER! *eyes gleam*
All others: O.O
Duo: Musssst find cake! *sprints down hall*
Others: O_o' *run after him*
Quatre: Maybe it's one of their experiments.
Wufei: Put Maxwell on sugar rush and see what happens?
Trowa: ...
Quatre: Yeah, they should have done it in an OZ base.
Wufei: Good point.
(all arrive in the hall and stop dead)
Wufei: Yuy? Where did you get that?
Duo: CAKE!! Cakecakecakecakecake CAKE! *pounces on Heero*
Heero: *dodges* Omae wa bakabakashii, Maxwell! You almost made me drop it!
Quatre: Are those real strawberries, Heero?
Trowa: ...?
Heero: Yes, Quatre they are real strawberries, and Trowa, I found it in the cockpit of Wing.
Duo: *pauses pursuit of cake long enough to whine* Does everyone understand him but me?
Wufei: Probably. Are we going to eat the cake or not, Yuy?
Quatre: Is it safe?
Heero *dodges Duo again* I tested a small piece of it.
Wufei: And then?
Heero: And then I waited for the computer to tell me the results.
Wufei: And then?
Heero: And then the computer told me it was normal cake.
Wufei: And then?
Heero: And then I took it here.
Wufei: And then?
Quatre: *evil zero glint in eyes* NO!! NO AND THEN!!!
Trowa: ... *goes off*
Duo: *pauses pursuit of cake again* Where's he going?
Heero: He said he would get plates.
Duo: Yosh! So we are going to eat it!
Heero: Hn.
Wufei: I shall retrieve an honorable weapon to divide the pastry. *stalks off towards bedroom*
Duo: Come on, Hee-chan! Just a little piece!
Heero: Maxwell if you make me drop this.....
Quatre: *pulls out notepad*
Heero: Omae o korosu!
Quatre: *marks on pad* That makes it 2,387,926,123 times he's said that.
Duo: O.O You've been keeping track?
Quatre: ^-^ Yep!
Trowa: *walks in with plates*
Quatre: Thank you, Trowa.
Wufei: *enters with smallest katana from a samurai collection* This shall do justice to the cake.
Duo: Now let's eat it! *jumps for cake*
Heero: Baka Maxwell!!
Quatre: I actually agree with Duo, it smells really good!
Wufei: *thinks* I shall cut this cake so that I will have the largest piece and offer part of it to Nataku!
Trowa: *reaches up and gets some icing on his finger* *licks it off*
Duo: *notices* That looks incredibly wrong.
Trowa: Hm...yum. Buttercream.
Duo: O_O He SPOKE!!! YATTA!!
Wufei: YAAH! *whips out knife and attacks cake*
Cake: *explodes*
All: AAAAHHH!!! *fly to all ends of room*
(and as the smoke clears, a figure steps out from where the cake was)
Figure: HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!
Heero: NO!!! MASAKA!!!!
Duo: How did she fit in the cake!
Quatre: *sees large, red button reading "In Case of Relena, Push Button"* To push? Or not to push?
Wufei: SHINE ONNA!! *lunges at her with knife*
Relena: *dodges* HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!
Trowa: ...!
Quatre: But I don't know if I should Trowa....I'm so confused!
Wufei: *attempts to yank knife out of wall* Push the damn button!
Trowa: ...! *pushes the button*
(anti-ballistic missils fire from all point of room and hit Relena)
Relena: *explodes messily*
Trowa: ^_^
Quatre: O_O
Heero: ^_^
Wufei: X_X *still trying to pull knife out*
Duo: o_o *runs finger over cake splattered on wall and licks it off* Yum! *begins devouring cake off wall*
Others: *stare* *shrug* *join in*
THE END! Please review! My muses will bless you!
Japanese:
Daijoubo ka?: Are you ok?
Masaka: Impossible/It can't be
Omae wa bakabakashii: You're an stupid moron
Yosh!: Alright!
Omae o korosu: I will kill you
Baka: Idiot
Yatta: In this case, He did it! Can also mean I/you/she/it/they/we did it!
Shine: Die!
Onna: Woman