How Gene Got His Scars
By: Hiro Crossover
Disclaimer: I don't, nor want to, own Outlaw Star.
First Possibility
Gene and Jim first open 'Starwind & Hawking Enterprise'. Gene got rid of trash left from the past owners, while Jim made repairs.
Jim: Gene, could you stay off the steps for a while, I need to fix the top step.
Gene: *Headphones on, so he really couldn't hear* Yeah, sure, whatever.
When Jim gets his tools out the kitchen, Gene went upstairs. The top step cracked on the way up. He picks up a crate full of old glass bottles and heads down stairs. Has soon as his foot touched the step, it broke a fell.
Gene: Aaaaahhhh! *Glass shatters*
Gene wakes up in a hospital room, Jim standing over him.
Jim: *Shaking his head* I told you not to wear your headphones when we're working
Gene: Shut up!
Second Possibility
Gene's in a hotel room, making out with a girl named Honey. Suddenly, Gene's ex Kicks the door down.
Honey: Aaaahhh!!
Gene: Sue what the hell are you doing here!?
Sue: My name's REI!! And I told you if you broke my heart, I'd hurt you in worse ways. *Pulls out huge sword* I'm here to make good on my promise.
Rei runs toward him with lighting speed.
Gene: Nnnnnooooo!!!
Gene wakes up in the hospital, Jim standing over him.
Jim: *Shaking his head* Told you not to play with girls hearts.
Gene: Shut up!!
Jim: Your lucky. She left most of you 'manhood' intact.
Third Possibility
Gene Was got drunk at a bar miles away from home. After his tad ran out, he got thrown out. He staggers to his car, trips and knocks over a motorcycle, Which crashes into the next, and the next. The bikes owners come rushing out.
BikerA: Hey, punk. You're going to pay for that.
BikerB: Yeah.
Gene: Say *Hick up* who. You start'n Sumephin.
Biker Chic: *Walks out bar* It sound like a challenge to me, boys.
Gene: Wow, you're hot.
Biker Chic: Set up the bikes. We're gonna play a little chicken.
Five minutes later, the Biker Chic and Gene are on bikes.
Biker Chic: This games called Flying Chicken. We both try to jump to the other side of the canyon. Whoever doesn't make, Loses.
Gene: That's self-explanatory.
Biker Chic speeds off, goes up the ramp, (dramatic pause) and makes the jump.
Biker Chic: Your turn. And if you try to run, we'll find you. And you don't want us to do that.
Gene: Yeah, whatever.
Gene starts his bike, drives in a circle, does it again, then heads for the ramp. He goes up the ramp, (long dramatic pause) and makes the jump! Unfortunately m, he doesn't know how to stop and crashes into the side of a mountain.
Gene wakes up in a hospital, Jim standing over him.
Jim: *Shaking his head* I told you not to go to biker hangouts and make an ass of yourself.
Gene: Shut up!!!
By: Hiro Crossover
Disclaimer: I don't, nor want to, own Outlaw Star.
First Possibility
Gene and Jim first open 'Starwind & Hawking Enterprise'. Gene got rid of trash left from the past owners, while Jim made repairs.
Jim: Gene, could you stay off the steps for a while, I need to fix the top step.
Gene: *Headphones on, so he really couldn't hear* Yeah, sure, whatever.
When Jim gets his tools out the kitchen, Gene went upstairs. The top step cracked on the way up. He picks up a crate full of old glass bottles and heads down stairs. Has soon as his foot touched the step, it broke a fell.
Gene: Aaaaahhhh! *Glass shatters*
Gene wakes up in a hospital room, Jim standing over him.
Jim: *Shaking his head* I told you not to wear your headphones when we're working
Gene: Shut up!
Second Possibility
Gene's in a hotel room, making out with a girl named Honey. Suddenly, Gene's ex Kicks the door down.
Honey: Aaaahhh!!
Gene: Sue what the hell are you doing here!?
Sue: My name's REI!! And I told you if you broke my heart, I'd hurt you in worse ways. *Pulls out huge sword* I'm here to make good on my promise.
Rei runs toward him with lighting speed.
Gene: Nnnnnooooo!!!
Gene wakes up in the hospital, Jim standing over him.
Jim: *Shaking his head* Told you not to play with girls hearts.
Gene: Shut up!!
Jim: Your lucky. She left most of you 'manhood' intact.
Third Possibility
Gene Was got drunk at a bar miles away from home. After his tad ran out, he got thrown out. He staggers to his car, trips and knocks over a motorcycle, Which crashes into the next, and the next. The bikes owners come rushing out.
BikerA: Hey, punk. You're going to pay for that.
BikerB: Yeah.
Gene: Say *Hick up* who. You start'n Sumephin.
Biker Chic: *Walks out bar* It sound like a challenge to me, boys.
Gene: Wow, you're hot.
Biker Chic: Set up the bikes. We're gonna play a little chicken.
Five minutes later, the Biker Chic and Gene are on bikes.
Biker Chic: This games called Flying Chicken. We both try to jump to the other side of the canyon. Whoever doesn't make, Loses.
Gene: That's self-explanatory.
Biker Chic speeds off, goes up the ramp, (dramatic pause) and makes the jump.
Biker Chic: Your turn. And if you try to run, we'll find you. And you don't want us to do that.
Gene: Yeah, whatever.
Gene starts his bike, drives in a circle, does it again, then heads for the ramp. He goes up the ramp, (long dramatic pause) and makes the jump! Unfortunately m, he doesn't know how to stop and crashes into the side of a mountain.
Gene wakes up in a hospital, Jim standing over him.
Jim: *Shaking his head* I told you not to go to biker hangouts and make an ass of yourself.
Gene: Shut up!!!