"You're, you're what?" Rachel was taken back a bit, she had been expecting Monica to tell her something about her own baby.
"I'm pregnant. I'm going to have a baby."
"Oh my God, Monica, that's so great!" Phoebe ran over and gave Monica a hug.
"Yeah, it is great. Right?"
"Of course, Monica, this is what you've wanted forever. You broke up with Richard because he didn't want children.
"Yes, you're right, of course you're right. I guess I'm just worried about Chandler not being ready, that we won't have much time as husband and wife before we're mom and dad. But that's silly, he's ready for this."
"Of course he's ready Mon. Chandler loves you and he's going to love this baby."
"Thanks Joe. Oh my God, I can't believe this, I'm going to be a mom." Tears welled up in Monica's eyes.
"My best friends are gonna have a baby! Can somebody please hand me a tissue?"
"Here you go, Joey."
As Phoebe gave Joey a hug Monica noticed that Rachel was looking a little lost. "Rach, are you okay?"
"Yes, of course I'm okay. Two of my best friends are going to have a baby together, why wouldn't I be happy, just because I'm pregnant and alone."
"Oh sweetie, you are not alone. You have all of us, we will all be there for you every step of the way and I can promise you that Ross is going to want to be a part of this pregnancy and this baby's life."
"I know, but it's not the same."
"I know sweetie, it isn't the same thing, but it's still going to be an amazing experience and we get to be pregnant together. We are going to go through every step of pregnancy and infancy and childhood together. Our children are going to grow up together and be best friends."
"They are going to be best friend, aren't they?"
"Yeah, they are." Monica gave Rachel a hug and the two friends began to cry.
"Hey Joey?"
"Yeah, Pheebs?"
"I need you to have sex with me."
"WHAT? PHOEBE!" Rachel and Monica broke their embrace.
"Well I'm not gonna say no to that."
"JOEY!"
"What?"
"Phoebe, what...what are you doing," Monica was so confused she could barely get the words out to ask her question.
"I wanna be pregnant too. I want our children to be best friends"
"Aww, Pheebs. You know what, you can be their favorite Aunt Phoebe and you will always be the first one we call when we need a baby sitter."
"Thanks Rach."
"Oh man, this sucks." Joey made no attempt to hide his disappointment.
"So how are you guys gonna tell the fathers?"
"I don't know Pheebs. Do you think there's anyway I could just not tell him?"
"Rachel, you have to tell Ross," Monica tried very hard not to scold, "You know that he deserves to be part of this baby's life."
"I know, I know, it's just so hard."
"Nothing worth having in life is easy, Rach."
"I know."
"Now, let's figure out how we're going to tell Chandler and Ross that they're going to be fathers."
...to be continued...
"I'm pregnant. I'm going to have a baby."
"Oh my God, Monica, that's so great!" Phoebe ran over and gave Monica a hug.
"Yeah, it is great. Right?"
"Of course, Monica, this is what you've wanted forever. You broke up with Richard because he didn't want children.
"Yes, you're right, of course you're right. I guess I'm just worried about Chandler not being ready, that we won't have much time as husband and wife before we're mom and dad. But that's silly, he's ready for this."
"Of course he's ready Mon. Chandler loves you and he's going to love this baby."
"Thanks Joe. Oh my God, I can't believe this, I'm going to be a mom." Tears welled up in Monica's eyes.
"My best friends are gonna have a baby! Can somebody please hand me a tissue?"
"Here you go, Joey."
As Phoebe gave Joey a hug Monica noticed that Rachel was looking a little lost. "Rach, are you okay?"
"Yes, of course I'm okay. Two of my best friends are going to have a baby together, why wouldn't I be happy, just because I'm pregnant and alone."
"Oh sweetie, you are not alone. You have all of us, we will all be there for you every step of the way and I can promise you that Ross is going to want to be a part of this pregnancy and this baby's life."
"I know, but it's not the same."
"I know sweetie, it isn't the same thing, but it's still going to be an amazing experience and we get to be pregnant together. We are going to go through every step of pregnancy and infancy and childhood together. Our children are going to grow up together and be best friends."
"They are going to be best friend, aren't they?"
"Yeah, they are." Monica gave Rachel a hug and the two friends began to cry.
"Hey Joey?"
"Yeah, Pheebs?"
"I need you to have sex with me."
"WHAT? PHOEBE!" Rachel and Monica broke their embrace.
"Well I'm not gonna say no to that."
"JOEY!"
"What?"
"Phoebe, what...what are you doing," Monica was so confused she could barely get the words out to ask her question.
"I wanna be pregnant too. I want our children to be best friends"
"Aww, Pheebs. You know what, you can be their favorite Aunt Phoebe and you will always be the first one we call when we need a baby sitter."
"Thanks Rach."
"Oh man, this sucks." Joey made no attempt to hide his disappointment.
"So how are you guys gonna tell the fathers?"
"I don't know Pheebs. Do you think there's anyway I could just not tell him?"
"Rachel, you have to tell Ross," Monica tried very hard not to scold, "You know that he deserves to be part of this baby's life."
"I know, I know, it's just so hard."
"Nothing worth having in life is easy, Rach."
"I know."
"Now, let's figure out how we're going to tell Chandler and Ross that they're going to be fathers."
...to be continued...