Chapter 2
Disclaimer: Omi, Ken and the rest of Weiss Kreuz ain't mine. Suzume and Miyuki are too evil to be someone else's. They're mine. Nuriko is Yuu Watase's brainchild.
Note: If you don't like reading about Weiss getting their asses kicked by two seemingly harmless girls, don't read. Don't mistake Kurage as Brad Crawford. Imagine Brad as a crossdresser...
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"Itai..." Ken said as Suzume wrestled him, "UNCLE!!!" "Haha! I win! You lose! Piida!" Suzume said sticking her tounge out. "Brats..." Omi said behind their backs, "Ken-kun wa daijoubu ka?" "Hai. Hai." Ken said getting up, "Why are they stronger than us?" "I dunno." Omi shrugged his shoulders, "At least they didn't touch our lunch!"
"Now, tomorrow is the auditions. This year's play is... Sleeping Beauty." Kurage-sensei said, "And thsi year, I want..." Kurage looked at his students. Omi, Ken and a very fat boy were his only male cast. And he did know that the two worked together in the same shop. So he knew it was easier if the two were paired up. "Suzume Nageki as Miryoku-miya with Miyuki Nageki and Ken Hidaka as understudies. Then, Yuri Hyonomori will play as Utsukushii-hime with Kyoko Chieyama and Omi Tsukiyono as understudies. Is that O.K. with you all?" Everyone nodded but Omi and Ken raised their hands and asked at the same time, "Who will we be paired with?" Kurage looked at them and his glasses cleared up and that made him look more like Crawford. But instead of trying to kill them, the Crawford-wannabe put his hand on his cheek and laughed, "Ohohohohohoho!" "Hen..." The two guys facefaulted.
Back at home, it was dinner and Aya ordered Chinese fried rice. As the four were eating, Ken asked Aya, "Um, Aya-kun, did Crawford ever put his hand on his cheek and laughed like a fox?" At that single question, Aya almost choked on his fried rice. Yohji made a fool out of himself again and fell on the floor laughing. He can just imagine that. The invincible Brad Crawford, dressed like Nuriko (or any crossdresser if you wish), laughing the laugh of the fox, "Ohohohoho!", you could hear him say. Omi and Ken facefaulted at the thought. Aya was still almost choking and Yohji... never mind.
The next day was the rehearsal. Kurage enjoyed watching the twins and the two girls do their parts. But the guys on the other hand were pretty much avoiding getting too close to either the other guy or the Crawford-wannabe who laughs like a fox. "Kitsune-otoko..." was Aya's last comment about Kurage before leaving the dining room. And Omi was thinking about that as he did his lines, so at the very middle of the scene, he laughed so hard that he fell down the stage.
Meanwhile...
"Crawford! I know you're in here!!! Open up!" Aya knocked on the door of Brad's home. Nagi opened the door and said, "Oh. It's you. The Abyssian. What are you here for? Revenge?" "Iie." Aya said, "I want to ask a question." "Spit it out." Nagi snarled. "Ano... does Crawford laugh like a fox?" Aya said in his most serious face. Nagi's face went all SD and he said, "NANI?!?!? Schuldig come over here!" And Schuldig came, "Oh, it's you." "Ask him the question!" Nagi ordered Aya and he sighed and asked the question again. Schuldig fell down laughing thinking about Brad crossdressing and laughing on the top of his lungs, "Ohohohoho!" Hearing all the commotion, Brad came down. "What's with all this racket!" he asked. Nagi's face was still SD and Schuldig was like a laughing carpet.
*Will Brad find any connection between him and Kurage? Will Omi and Ken survive their roles? And what will happen to Aya when he asks Brad the question? Find out on the next chapter!*