Chapter 3
Disclaimer: Omi, Ken and the rest of Weiss Kreuz ain't mine. Kurage and the twins. They're mine. Barbie is Mattel.
Note: If you don't like reading about Weiss getting their asses kicked by two seemingly harmless girls, don't read. Whatever happened to those laughing fools? Beware of shounen-ai.
Thanks to: RoMayDraco who helped on creating this mon... I mean... masterpiece. ^-^
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Back in Theatre Class, they were about to leave when suddenly Omi's cellphone beeped, Omi read the SMS message from Aya to Ken, "I'm @ Crawfords house. Matte kudasai. I'll pick u up." "What is he up to?" Ken said. "Did you say Crawford?" Kurage asked the two.
"Do you laugh like a fox?" Aya asked Brad. Brad fell over laughing, "Would you think a man like me would laugh like that?!? Although I used to have a classmate of mine who admired me. Anyway, he was gay. But strangely though, every passing day he slowly began to look like me. Well, he forgot the glasses though... He was a wannabe." Aya sighed and said, "Omi and Ken's acting teacher looks like you and laughs like a fox." Brad sighed and said, "Yeah that's him. The forgein exchange boy, Yukikaze Kurage..."
"Wahh!!! I miss Crawford-sama!!!" Kurage wailed at the two guys. "Hen..." The two facefaulted again. Kurage kept on sobbing and said, "I'll never forget that day. He was my tutor for the english test and he was sooooo kind to help me... Crawford-sama..." Kurage sobbed with hearts for eyes, "Aishiteru... Crawford-sama..." Omi and Ken facefaulted.
Meanwhile...
Yohji is at the flower shop all alone 'cause Aya closed the shop. "I need Viagra..." He says.
Farfello is in his room and sees a small doll in a box, "Barbie?" and he starts playing with it.
Crawford was still babbling about Kurage when he asked Aya, "Wanna go disco dancing?" "Um... I was going to pick up Omi and Ken from classes." Aya replied. "That's O.K. The disco hall is just behind the theatre class. Beware of the bathroom, they're connected." Crawford said shrugging.
"Um, did you hear something?" Omi asked Ken. Then the door was blasted down and there was Farfello with Nagi and Schuldig. "Oh no. To our positions!" Ken said and in a flash, Omi was in the princess costume and Ken was in the prince costume. Ken said his lines, "Oh! Such beauty is before me, yet alas, she is asleep. Even if she never wakes up, I would like to taste those tender lips of hers."
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I am banging my head on the keyboard.
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And Ken kissed Omi ever so tenderly on the lips. It was a warm moment and Farfello dropped Nagi and Schuldig. "Itai..." Nagi said. "Wahhh!!! Crawford-sama..." Kurage wailed. "Hey, Nagi, let's fling him..." Schuldig said. And Nagi used his telekinesis to fling Kurage to the sky.
But outside, Aya was making out with Crawford.
And inside, Farfello was tearing up the foundation. And in a single moment, the building went crash...
A while later, Nagi came out of the rubble with Omi in his arms and Ken was trying to free Schuldig from the rubble. Farfello was at a nearby toy store asking for Barbie. Aya and Crawford were still making out and Kurage fell through the roof of the Koneko No Sumu Ie and landed on Yohji's lap, "Wanna make out?" he asked. The ressurected Schirent were doing the can-can on the rubble...
*What ever will happen to the play? Does Kurage have a new love life? Is Aya wearing platform shoes? And what's with Schirent?*
Disclaimer: Omi, Ken and the rest of Weiss Kreuz ain't mine. Kurage and the twins. They're mine. Barbie is Mattel.
Note: If you don't like reading about Weiss getting their asses kicked by two seemingly harmless girls, don't read. Whatever happened to those laughing fools? Beware of shounen-ai.
Thanks to: RoMayDraco who helped on creating this mon... I mean... masterpiece. ^-^
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Back in Theatre Class, they were about to leave when suddenly Omi's cellphone beeped, Omi read the SMS message from Aya to Ken, "I'm @ Crawfords house. Matte kudasai. I'll pick u up." "What is he up to?" Ken said. "Did you say Crawford?" Kurage asked the two.
"Do you laugh like a fox?" Aya asked Brad. Brad fell over laughing, "Would you think a man like me would laugh like that?!? Although I used to have a classmate of mine who admired me. Anyway, he was gay. But strangely though, every passing day he slowly began to look like me. Well, he forgot the glasses though... He was a wannabe." Aya sighed and said, "Omi and Ken's acting teacher looks like you and laughs like a fox." Brad sighed and said, "Yeah that's him. The forgein exchange boy, Yukikaze Kurage..."
"Wahh!!! I miss Crawford-sama!!!" Kurage wailed at the two guys. "Hen..." The two facefaulted again. Kurage kept on sobbing and said, "I'll never forget that day. He was my tutor for the english test and he was sooooo kind to help me... Crawford-sama..." Kurage sobbed with hearts for eyes, "Aishiteru... Crawford-sama..." Omi and Ken facefaulted.
Meanwhile...
Yohji is at the flower shop all alone 'cause Aya closed the shop. "I need Viagra..." He says.
Farfello is in his room and sees a small doll in a box, "Barbie?" and he starts playing with it.
Crawford was still babbling about Kurage when he asked Aya, "Wanna go disco dancing?" "Um... I was going to pick up Omi and Ken from classes." Aya replied. "That's O.K. The disco hall is just behind the theatre class. Beware of the bathroom, they're connected." Crawford said shrugging.
"Um, did you hear something?" Omi asked Ken. Then the door was blasted down and there was Farfello with Nagi and Schuldig. "Oh no. To our positions!" Ken said and in a flash, Omi was in the princess costume and Ken was in the prince costume. Ken said his lines, "Oh! Such beauty is before me, yet alas, she is asleep. Even if she never wakes up, I would like to taste those tender lips of hers."
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I am banging my head on the keyboard.
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And Ken kissed Omi ever so tenderly on the lips. It was a warm moment and Farfello dropped Nagi and Schuldig. "Itai..." Nagi said. "Wahhh!!! Crawford-sama..." Kurage wailed. "Hey, Nagi, let's fling him..." Schuldig said. And Nagi used his telekinesis to fling Kurage to the sky.
But outside, Aya was making out with Crawford.
And inside, Farfello was tearing up the foundation. And in a single moment, the building went crash...
A while later, Nagi came out of the rubble with Omi in his arms and Ken was trying to free Schuldig from the rubble. Farfello was at a nearby toy store asking for Barbie. Aya and Crawford were still making out and Kurage fell through the roof of the Koneko No Sumu Ie and landed on Yohji's lap, "Wanna make out?" he asked. The ressurected Schirent were doing the can-can on the rubble...
*What ever will happen to the play? Does Kurage have a new love life? Is Aya wearing platform shoes? And what's with Schirent?*