Chapter 4

Disclaimer: Omi, Ken and the rest of Weiss Kreuz ain't mine. Kurage and the twins. They're mine.

Note: If you don't like reading about Weiss getting their asses kicked by two seemingly harmless girls, don't read. Whatever happened to those laughing fools? Beware of shounen-ai. Oh yeah, I sort of appear here.

Thanks to: RoMayDraco who helped on creating this mon... I mean... masterpiece. ^-^

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Finally, it was the day of the show. Suzume and Miyuki were both sick and Kyoko and Yuri were both in Hokkaido. So it was Omi and Ken's turn. Omi looked at Ken with nervousness in his eyes. Ken put his hand on Omi's shoulder and said, "Don't worry, just remember what we did the last time." Omi nodded and did his role well.

Meanwhile, in the audience, Schwartz was there with the rest of Weiss plus Kurage-sensei. Kurage was hugging Yohji's arm, Crawford's hand was on top of Aya's and Nagi and Schuldig were still waiting for their dates to end the show. Farfie is at the last row playing with Barbie dolls and being as crazy as the Sakura Avalon/Kinomoto look-alike beside him who likes knives and has a bishie who needs to be kept away from sharp objects... (yeah. That's me.)

(Time passes....)

"Oh sweet damsel! I find you as beautiful as the fields all around us! So, I ask of you, will you marry me?" Ken said his lines. "I shall fair knight!" Omi said.

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Oh yeah... Bring in the dancing lobsters! I'm banging my head on the keyboard!

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And they kissed as the curtain went down. All the audience gave a standing oviation.

Backstage, before Ken and Omi left to see their dates, they heard two real familiar voices. "Ah! Leaving so soon?" "KISAMA!!!" Ken growled at Suzume and Miyuki. Miyuki punched him and said, "If you go now, you'll miss the cast party." "Which means what?" Omi asked. "We get to eat your food..." Suzume sang. "Okay, okay! We'll go..." Ken sighed as Omi ducked out of sight to tell the news to Schuldig and Nagi.

At the cast party, every student in Kurage's class partied and ate like there was no tomorrow. The party ended around midnight and they all congratulated Ken and Omi for their great work on the play. But before Ken and Omi left, they heard the never-ending warcry of... "WEDGIE!!!"

"My underwear stinks..." Omi cried with his underwear on his head. He and Ken were given wedgies for farewell presents. And so that ends the madness...

*OWARI!