Big mutha!

Disclaimer- anything in the fic I don't own, including the name Voldie (that was Marauder girls idea).

Hi y'all! I'm most famous for ff8 game show fics, but what the hell! This is a Harry fic!.

Divina- Welcome to the big mutha Hogwarts castle! Over the next few weeks our favourite wizards and witches are gonna stay in here without any contact with the outside world! The winner will receive 100,000,000 galleons! Let's meet the contestants!.
Harry- Do I have to read that?
Divina- ( looking very scary) Yes.
Harry- O.K, I'm the resident dweeby hero with stupid specs.
Ron- 100 million galleons...(faints)
Hermione- I have recently discovered...
Black- I'm Harry's godfather and an attempted murderer.
Lupin- I'm a werewolf and the most recent DADA* teacher.
(*defence against dark arts.)
Malfoy- I could buy myself that 100 million.
Minerva- Do your homework!
Snape- Detention Weasley!.
Ron-(waking up) What for?
Snape- I don't know...
Voldie- You will all die!
Divina- No we wont.
Voldie- Why not?
Divina- Coz' Naz2k2 wouldn't allow it!
Voldie- Damn!
Divina- You are allowed one suitcase full of possessions, what the...(looks up at Voldies bag and it is as almost as tall as the castle itself.) What's in that?
Voldie- My poster collection of me and a pair of power rangers underwear!
Harry-Ewww!
Divina- Anyway, get into the castle, the people are turning over!

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