Chapter 2

Disclaimer- I don't own anything! Nobody has any right to sue me now! Mwuhahahahahahahahahahah cough, hack hack..........sorry 'bout that.

Authors note- I've bin aways fer three weeks and I found 10 good reviews! Even one from that annoying sod from school! Also I am very freaked out by the review about snapes underwear (?).

Nine contestants
Seven weeks
One castle

Day one in the Big Mutha house and the contestants are fitting in well........ b****x!

( Master bedroom)
Harry- I'm having this bedroom!
Malfoy- No I am!
Harry- I'm the Hero!
Malfoy- I'm dead rich!
Harry- I'm more popular!
Malfoy- I have parents!
Harry- (sniff) I got here first!
Malfoy- Who cares?
Harry- Me!
Malfoy- Well you're a gay little camel f*****g dweeby orphan!
( Harry runs off crying like a little girl)
Malfoy- Hehehehe!

Meanwhile......

Voldie- It's been two minutes and I haven't killed or tortured anybody! I'm gonna go insane!
Minerva- Voldie, you are insane.
Voldie- Oh yeah...

( In the kitchen)

Sirius- WOOHOO! UNLIMITED FOOD!(starts munching away)

(In the library)

Hermione- hmm... that's interesting!

Bit longer this time folks! And if I get one more review about Snape's underwear, Snape will be gotten rid of! Mwuhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(breath) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!