Chapter 3
Disclaimer- Can't be arsed, read it on the other chapters.
Authors note- WHOOHOO! NO SNAPE UNDERWEAR REVIEWS! Snape can stay, that is, if he can survive the eviction...
Dobby- (Knitting furiously)Now Harry has discovered microsecond pizza he has never looked twice at me. "Oooh, they are so scrumptious and easy to make" Well, if he doesn't want my pizzas, he can have my odd socks, every Christmas, every birthday, every Wednesday! HEEHEEHEEHEE!
What will Dobby do no you've discovered Microsecond.
Nomination and challenge episode.
Nine contestants
Five and a half weeks
One castle and a quidditch pitch
Day three
(The contestants wake up in their beds with a few surprises...)
Master Bedroom
Malfoy- (wakes up and yawns) I love a good nights sleep!
Hermione- (lying next to him) Yeah me too.
(look at each other in surprise)
Both- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Boys Room
Sirius- (wakes up and yawns) I love a good nights sleep!
Minerva- (lying next to him) Yeah me too.
(look at each other in surprise)
Both- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Big Mutha- This is Big Mutha, please will Remus Lupin come to the diary hall and receive details of this weeks task.
(Lupin goes to the diary hall)
Big Mutha- Hello Lupin.
Lupin- Hi Big Mutha!
Big Mutha- Here are the details of this weeks task...
(Some time later, Lupin returns.)
Great Hall
Lupin- Hi!
Everybody else- Hi Lupin!
(The two 'couples' are sat as far away from each other as possible)
Lupin- Big Mutha has given me the details of our task, it is... for all of us to stand one legged for ten hours on end!
Harry- WHAT!
Sirius- That's crazy!
Lupin- We have to start in ten minutes!
(twenty minutes later)
Voldie- I'm gonna win!(pushes Harry over)
Harry- We all lost now you idiot!
Minerva- Harry, how could you do such a thing!
Harry- What?
Sirius- Yeah, I thought you were decent!
Harry- I didn't do anything!
Ron- That's it, our friendship is over!
Harry- It was Voldie!
Lupin- I thought I could trust you!
Harry-......
Nominations!
Sirius- Harry and Minerva
Lupin- Harry and Voldie
Ron- Harry and Malfoy
Hermione- Harry and Malfoy
Minerva- Harry and Sirius
Malfoy- Harry and Hermione
Voldie- Stop calling me that!
Big Mutha- No!
Voldie- Tch fine! Harry and Sirius
Harry- Voldie and Malfoy
The nominees are:
Harry with 8 votes
Malfoy with 3 votes
Sirius with 2 votes
Remember, your vote decides, I will leave it 2 days then the one with the most votes is outta there! Remember, Snapes underwear + review = p****d of Naz2k2 + booted out Snape.
Disclaimer- Can't be arsed, read it on the other chapters.
Authors note- WHOOHOO! NO SNAPE UNDERWEAR REVIEWS! Snape can stay, that is, if he can survive the eviction...
Dobby- (Knitting furiously)Now Harry has discovered microsecond pizza he has never looked twice at me. "Oooh, they are so scrumptious and easy to make" Well, if he doesn't want my pizzas, he can have my odd socks, every Christmas, every birthday, every Wednesday! HEEHEEHEEHEE!
What will Dobby do no you've discovered Microsecond.
Nomination and challenge episode.
Nine contestants
Five and a half weeks
One castle and a quidditch pitch
Day three
(The contestants wake up in their beds with a few surprises...)
Master Bedroom
Malfoy- (wakes up and yawns) I love a good nights sleep!
Hermione- (lying next to him) Yeah me too.
(look at each other in surprise)
Both- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Boys Room
Sirius- (wakes up and yawns) I love a good nights sleep!
Minerva- (lying next to him) Yeah me too.
(look at each other in surprise)
Both- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Big Mutha- This is Big Mutha, please will Remus Lupin come to the diary hall and receive details of this weeks task.
(Lupin goes to the diary hall)
Big Mutha- Hello Lupin.
Lupin- Hi Big Mutha!
Big Mutha- Here are the details of this weeks task...
(Some time later, Lupin returns.)
Great Hall
Lupin- Hi!
Everybody else- Hi Lupin!
(The two 'couples' are sat as far away from each other as possible)
Lupin- Big Mutha has given me the details of our task, it is... for all of us to stand one legged for ten hours on end!
Harry- WHAT!
Sirius- That's crazy!
Lupin- We have to start in ten minutes!
(twenty minutes later)
Voldie- I'm gonna win!(pushes Harry over)
Harry- We all lost now you idiot!
Minerva- Harry, how could you do such a thing!
Harry- What?
Sirius- Yeah, I thought you were decent!
Harry- I didn't do anything!
Ron- That's it, our friendship is over!
Harry- It was Voldie!
Lupin- I thought I could trust you!
Harry-......
Nominations!
Sirius- Harry and Minerva
Lupin- Harry and Voldie
Ron- Harry and Malfoy
Hermione- Harry and Malfoy
Minerva- Harry and Sirius
Malfoy- Harry and Hermione
Voldie- Stop calling me that!
Big Mutha- No!
Voldie- Tch fine! Harry and Sirius
Harry- Voldie and Malfoy
The nominees are:
Harry with 8 votes
Malfoy with 3 votes
Sirius with 2 votes
Remember, your vote decides, I will leave it 2 days then the one with the most votes is outta there! Remember, Snapes underwear + review = p****d of Naz2k2 + booted out Snape.