Chapter 4
Disclaimer- Who cares?
Authors note- It may have been a joke Bruce, but that was about Snapes underwear so he's outta there!(also me make major cock-up last episode! I sorry, me no English good!)
(footage of Hermione scribbling furiously for about fifteen seconds) See, you'll watch anything! Don't watch rubbish, get the Daily prophet magic TV magazine.
Eviction
Nine contestants
Five weeks
One castle,a quidditch pitch and the hogwarts grounds.
Day 7
Big Mutha- This is Big Mutha, due to concerns of Scottish superstar and the annoying sod at school, we have not noticed Snape is missing and would like to know where he is. We have suspicions that Ron, Harry, Hermione and Sirius are behind this.
Ron- Uh-oh!
Harry- Crap!
Hermione- Dammit!
Sirius- Busted!
Big Mutha- Where is Snape?
Harry- In the cupboard...
Big Mutha- Well go get him then!
(A few minutes later, Snape strides in)
Snape- Thank you Big Mutha!
Big Mutha- Don't be grateful, I have had too many reviews about your underwear so you will be evicted as well as the normal evictee.
Snape- Nooooooooooooooooo(breath)oooooooooooooooo!
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Sirius- WOOHOO!
Big Mutha- You have ten minutes to pack and leave or we will boot you and your belongings out of a sixth floor window.
Snape- Shit...
Hogwarts Grounds, ten minutes later...
(A beautiful picture of Hogwarts and the great lake, Suddenly)
Snape-(flying out of sixth floor window)WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Splash! Snape lands in great lake)
Snape- Whew, I'm safe (tentacle pulls Snape under) Noooooo! Glug, glug.
Great Hall
Big Mutha- Will everyone please gather in the Great hall.
(everyone gathers, looking bored)
Big Mutha- Because you all look bored you are allowed to have access to the grounds and the quidditch pitch...
Harry&Malfoy- WooHoo!
Big Mutha- And because of the recent loss of Snape, I am putting three annoying game characters up 4 the readers to vote!
All- Awww...
Big Mutha- Go now.
All- Okay...
Library, half an hour later...
Hermione-(glancing up from book) Voldie?! What are you doing here?
Voldie- Errrrm, reading a cook book?
Hermione- That's the dark arts section! I should report you to Big Mutha!
Big Mutha- No need, I saw you!
Voldie-(to Hermione) tell tale...
Hermione- Waaahaaahaaa
Big Mutha- Now you made Hermione cry!
Voldie- Tch...
Great Hall, that night.
Big Mutha- Everybody get into the great hall! Eviction time!
(everyone gathers)
Big Mutha- Can't be bothered with the suspense thing, so with two out of three votes, Harry is out!
Everyone apart from Harry- Woohoo!
Harry- What!? I'm the main character!
Big Mutha- So?
Harry- Damn...
(Harry is kicked out, Blah blah, The end of chapter 4!)
Sorry MG, Bruce and Chris voted personally for Harry.
Votes for the annoying housemates!
This collection is not from HP, but assorted games!
Navi the fairy from Zelda, Ocarina of time!
Selphie Tilmitt from Final Fantasy Eight!
Yuffie Kisaragi from Final Fantasy Seven!
Remember, Big Mutha is currently having a bath so she is not watching you!
Disclaimer- Who cares?
Authors note- It may have been a joke Bruce, but that was about Snapes underwear so he's outta there!(also me make major cock-up last episode! I sorry, me no English good!)
(footage of Hermione scribbling furiously for about fifteen seconds) See, you'll watch anything! Don't watch rubbish, get the Daily prophet magic TV magazine.
Eviction
Nine contestants
Five weeks
One castle,a quidditch pitch and the hogwarts grounds.
Day 7
Big Mutha- This is Big Mutha, due to concerns of Scottish superstar and the annoying sod at school, we have not noticed Snape is missing and would like to know where he is. We have suspicions that Ron, Harry, Hermione and Sirius are behind this.
Ron- Uh-oh!
Harry- Crap!
Hermione- Dammit!
Sirius- Busted!
Big Mutha- Where is Snape?
Harry- In the cupboard...
Big Mutha- Well go get him then!
(A few minutes later, Snape strides in)
Snape- Thank you Big Mutha!
Big Mutha- Don't be grateful, I have had too many reviews about your underwear so you will be evicted as well as the normal evictee.
Snape- Nooooooooooooooooo(breath)oooooooooooooooo!
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Sirius- WOOHOO!
Big Mutha- You have ten minutes to pack and leave or we will boot you and your belongings out of a sixth floor window.
Snape- Shit...
Hogwarts Grounds, ten minutes later...
(A beautiful picture of Hogwarts and the great lake, Suddenly)
Snape-(flying out of sixth floor window)WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Splash! Snape lands in great lake)
Snape- Whew, I'm safe (tentacle pulls Snape under) Noooooo! Glug, glug.
Great Hall
Big Mutha- Will everyone please gather in the Great hall.
(everyone gathers, looking bored)
Big Mutha- Because you all look bored you are allowed to have access to the grounds and the quidditch pitch...
Harry&Malfoy- WooHoo!
Big Mutha- And because of the recent loss of Snape, I am putting three annoying game characters up 4 the readers to vote!
All- Awww...
Big Mutha- Go now.
All- Okay...
Library, half an hour later...
Hermione-(glancing up from book) Voldie?! What are you doing here?
Voldie- Errrrm, reading a cook book?
Hermione- That's the dark arts section! I should report you to Big Mutha!
Big Mutha- No need, I saw you!
Voldie-(to Hermione) tell tale...
Hermione- Waaahaaahaaa
Big Mutha- Now you made Hermione cry!
Voldie- Tch...
Great Hall, that night.
Big Mutha- Everybody get into the great hall! Eviction time!
(everyone gathers)
Big Mutha- Can't be bothered with the suspense thing, so with two out of three votes, Harry is out!
Everyone apart from Harry- Woohoo!
Harry- What!? I'm the main character!
Big Mutha- So?
Harry- Damn...
(Harry is kicked out, Blah blah, The end of chapter 4!)
Sorry MG, Bruce and Chris voted personally for Harry.
Votes for the annoying housemates!
This collection is not from HP, but assorted games!
Navi the fairy from Zelda, Ocarina of time!
Selphie Tilmitt from Final Fantasy Eight!
Yuffie Kisaragi from Final Fantasy Seven!
Remember, Big Mutha is currently having a bath so she is not watching you!