Chapter 5!!!

Disclaimer- just read chapter bloody one!

Author's note- You are all in for a hell of a surprise!

Introduction of the new inmate, challenge and nomination episode!!!!

Navi- Hey!
Passer by- What?
Navi- Stop! Look! Listen!
Passer by- okay...(crosses road)
Navi- LOOK OUT!
(SPLAT!)
Navi- OOPS!
Navi's green cross code, follow it!

10 Contestants?
8 weeks?
One castle, a quidditch pitch, hogwarts grounds and Hagrids hut?

Day 8 10.30 am

(Ron, Hermione, Sirius and Lupin have all met in the Gryffindor common-room)
Ron- Hey! Harry forgot his firebolt!
Lupin- Excellent!
Hermione- Great! That selfish B****** wouldn't let me have a go!
Sirius- No offence Hermione, but you are absoloutely S*** at flying!
Hermione- Awwww...
Ron- Anyway, why don't we have a rota? I borrow it for 2 days, then Hermione and so on and so fourth.
Sirius-Yeah!

Day 8 12.57 pm

Big Mutha- Will everyone please gather in the girls toilet.
All boys- WTF?
Big Mutha- ... I mean Great Hall...
All- OH!

Day 8 01.00 pm
Great Hall

Minerva- (to Lupin) What do you think's happening?
Lupin- I don't know.
(Malfoy and Voldie are huddled in a corner, plotting something...)
Sirius- What do ya think they are up to?
Ron- Beats me.
Big Mutha- I have gathered you here to introduce to not one, but three new housemates!
Ron- What!?!
Big Mutha- Please welcome Selphie Tilmitt...
Selphie- TEDDY BEARS!!!
Big Mutha- Yuffie Kisaragi...
Yuffie- Materia, must steal materia...
Big Mutha- Aaaaaaaaaaaand Navi!
Navi- Hey! Stop! Spoon!(flies towards spoon)
Malfoy- Oh the insanity!
Hermione- Great Merciful Christ!
Voldie- Stop calling meVoldie!
Big Mutha- No!
Sirius- S*** me...

Day 9 6.30 am
Boys dormitory

(The boys are seriously P***** off, they have been awake ALL night. They could not sleep due to Navi's recital of the green cross code over and over and over..._
Ron- SHUT UP NAVI!
Navi- Stop! Look! Listen!
Lupin- There are no bloody roads to cross!
Navi- Stop! Look! Listen!
Sirius- Can't you say anything else?
Navi- Yes!
(Boys slap foreheads)

Day 9 7.00 am
Girls Dormitory

(The fact that we confiscated all of her teddies has taken it's toll on her...)
Selphie- Mr. Bear? Gone? Where are you?
Hermione- Shut up Selphie, HEY! WHERE'S MY BOOKS?
Yuffie- Sorry, I couldn't help it! It's in my nature!
Minerva- Well, try to stop it!

Day 9 4.55 pm
Great Hall

(Everybody is there)
Navi- Stop! Look! Listen!
Selphie- Nooo! Mr. Bear!
Yuffie- Stupid bloody magical burglar alarm...
Voldie- Please! Someone stop the madness!
Ron- I'm going insane!

Day 10 12.00pm

Big Mutha- Will Ron please report to the diary room for this weeks task.
(Ron enters)
Big Mutha- Hello Ron.
Ron- Buzz
Big Mutha- Ron?
Ron- Buzzz
Big Mutha- What happened?
Ron- Buzzzz!
Big Mutha- If you are insane, Buzz!
Ron- Buzzz?
Big Mutha- Get out!
Ron- Buzz.

Day 10 12.10pm

Big Mutha- Will anyone sane PLEASE come to the diary room!
Great Hall

Ron- Up!
Hermione- Right!
Sirius- Phone a friend?
Lupin- 50/50?
Minerva- Ask the audience?
Malfoy- Wrong answer!
Voldie- You are the weakest link,
Navi- Goodbye!
Big Mutha- Your new challenge, BE SANE! ... dammit...

Nominations

Ron- Malfoy, Buzz, Voldie
Hermione- Malfoy, Voldie
Sirius- Malfoy, Voldie
Lupin- Malfoy, Voldie
Minerva- Malfoy, Voldie
Voldie- Ron, Hermione
Malfoy- Ron, Hermione
Navi- Ron! Lupin!
Selphie- Where is Mr.Bear?
Yuffie- Hermione, Minerva

Count-

Malfoy- 5
Voldie- 5
Hermione- 3
Ron- 3
Minerva + Lupin- 1

It is official, Malfoy and Voldie are the nominees!
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