On the Roof of the house sits Rogue, Ororo, Jubliee, Sahra and Kitty. They were in the middle of a heated dbate over how stupid guys were when they saw the Black Bird rise into the sky and fly away.

Kitty "I go see if that means that we are suppose to be on a mission"

Sahra"Shit I just finished polishing my nails."

Ororo"We better go check"

They got up and made their way back into the house. Kitty phased herself and Sahara through the roof. Rogue and Ororo flew down to the front door and Jubilee fliped over the ledge and on to the balcony to her and Logans room.

Meanwhile on the black bird

Charles" I so horney, so horney horney horney"

Gambit"My god remind me never to let him drink again"

Scott"Is there anyway we can get him to shut up"

Logan"Yup their is"

He got up and placed Charles wheelchair onto the lifting pad that Ororo uses to clear the weater if its real bad. He then flips the controls to lift Charles up to the outside of the jet.

Gambit"wont he roll away?"

Logan"Naw fer some reason he manages to stay in the same place."

Scott"YOU did this before?

Logan"So!?

Gambit"Enough, some one come back here and fly dis plane.

Scott"Got it"

Back at the house

Rogue"Ororo did you find them?

Ororo"No did you?"

Rogue"I wouldn't have asked you if I found them now would I?'

Ororo"Sorry my brain not working."

Jubilee comes towards them carring beer bottles, liqure bottles and chips

Jubilee"I think I found what they were doing before they left"

Ororo"Are you sure"

Jubilee takes a swig from the flask"Yup this is wolives" See take a drink for the rum bottle"And this is the profferess"

Rogue"Charles drinks?"

Jubilee"Yup I drank with him a few times up in Canada, him and his girl."

Ororo"GIRL!!His girl?"


At The Ring shop

Remy"C H A R L E S are you S U R E this is the ring that R O G U E wanted."

Charles "yup on to the flower shop, back to the bird mobill."

Logan"He picked out three rings all for Rogue"

Scott"Logan take him, outside hes hitting on the sales ladies"

Logan"Got it"

Gambit"How bout we purshase these three rings set them on the table and make the girls guess which ones hers."

Scott"Sounds great we better get home to take out the girls before they get worried about us.'

Gambit"Oui,

They pay for the rings using the credet card that Remy swiped from Charles.

Scott in a hused voice"You know you got to sind this right?

Gambit"No problem"

He wrote down Charles name down to the T

Scott"How did you know how to do that?"

Gambit"Howd you think me and Logan got bikes?"

Scott"Oh"

Loagn"Boys I can't hold him off anymore."

Charles"It's too bad Im bald, too bad too white it too bad i can't glue the hairs back on."

Scott"Lets leave or I will get a ticket for quadiple parcking the black bird"

Back At the house

Rogue"Guys none of my pants fit anymore"

Jean"Would you like me to fly over to the brotherhood and get blobs pants for you?"

Ororo"I least Rogue dosn't use pading."

Jean"Well I never!"

Sarhar"Im home!"

Jubilee"Where did ya go, you just left."

Sarha"I went for a walk and brought home a puppy."