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Final Fantasy 8

The Making

Chapter 2

John: Welcome back folks! After that long and very boring break we are back with more of our Final Fantasy the Making!

Tifa walks out on to the stage.

Tifa: Hey everyone! It's time for our Final Fantasy 8 The Making Gag Reel. Begin the Movie!!!

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*The Movie Begins*

We open on the scene where Seifer and Squall are fighting. Seifer holds up his Gunblade. "C'mon Squall! Show me what you got!" Squall looks up….waiting for his Gunblade to fall. (in the background: Cue the lightning and the sword!) Nothing happens… Squall sweat drops. Suddenly the sword drops from the sky and the hilt bounces off Squalls head. "Ow!" Squall falls backwards with his feet up in the air. Seifer bursts out laughing.

Scence 3: Attack on G-troops.

The Ship speeds through the water and blinding speeds, heading for the battle area. Squall heads out into the open part of the ship and looks out over the huge gun emplacement. Squall takes a look at the map and the sudden gusts of wind smack it into his face. "argh!" he screams. Explosions sound off in the air and he looks out at the town. The huge ship jumps the platform and he has to hold on before he get's thrown off.

(Director: cue the Explosion by the beach!)

There is a huge Explosion by the beach and squall and the See D gang get thrown into the sand. Squall get's up and looks off camera. He goes running up the steps to meet the other See D members and trips on a cord that a camera guy so carelessly left laying out. Squall goes flying face first between Quisitis's legs. "Aghh!" she screams as she tries to hide that she's not wearing any underwear. "Oooo. This is something to tell Irving. Heheheh" Says Squall as he licks his lips and walks away. (Director: Cut!)

Scene2: The huge robot that looks like a fucked up Spider.

As the group leaves a huge Spider looking robot jumps down from the tower.

Squall jumps out of the way, and casts a thunder spell. The thunder misses and glances off the metal hide hitting Selphie instead. Selphie get's up after being shocked and looks at Squall with evil intentions. Suddenly the huge spider-looking thing extends a dildo like device and crawls toward Selphie. (Director: Eh…what the hell is going on?) (Camera Guy 1: I dunno, but I think those hi-tech chips really do give robots feelings. I think it's horney.) "Squall get this thing away from me!" Screams, Selphie.  The huge spider like thing takes her in one of it's claws. The dildo like device starts to vibrate. (Director: Eh..cut! Somebody stop that thing!") Suddenly the thing ejaculates some kind of oil and it explodes sending Selphie flying into Zell. "Looks like it couldn't handle the pressure Hahahah!" Selphie get's back up and looks at him angrily. "Squall! That thing could have fucked me!!" She slaps him and heads off for her trailer. "Good cuz you need to get laid!! That way we don't have to listen to your bitching!" Squall heads off for his trailer as well.

Stay Tuned for Gag Reel Part 2