-gets chased by rabid otaku lawyers- I SAID NOT OURS!!!
Liv: WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! *reveals huge XD face and swallows otaku lawyers*
Onna: -eyes bug out- You already swallowed Kenshin's sakabatou! Now you had to swallow lawyers too?!
Liv: *burp*
Onna: Never mind...
Kenshin: Ribu-dono! Give me back my sakabatou! Onegai de gozaru!
Cloud: *nudges Liv* Go on now, Liv.
Liv: Awww! *pouts* PTUI! *spits out sakabatou*
Onna and Kaoru: Ewwwww....
Liv: *meekly* sumimasen...
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"Kaoru-dono!" Kenshin yelled as he slammed his fist against the walls of the pyramid, horrified as Reno dragged a screaming and kicking Kaoru into the other ship. "KAORU-DONO!!!"
"Busu! We gotta save her!" Yahiko said, taking his shinai out.
"NO TIME!!!" Tifa said, panicked. "The Airship is going down! And we gotta get Kenshin out of that pyramid!"
"^&*&%$^&!!!" Cid cursed as he fought for control over the Airship.
"No problem!" Yuffie brought out her shuriken. "Stand back, Kenshin!" She rushed forward and did a diagonal slash. The pyramid shook for a moment, then disappeared. Kenshin jumped down, landing on his feet perfectly.
"HOLD ON, EVERYONE!" Cloud yelled.
Kenshin held on to a bar on the Airship, grabbing hold of Yahiko's arm.
"What about Busu?!" Yahiko yelled as the ship began to dive nose first, picking up speed. "We gotta go back for her!"
"We'll go save her!" Cloud answered. "But we gotta survive first!"
"Damn straight, Spike-boy!"
Sano shouted back.
Kaoru clawed at the arms around her neck, her eyes shooting daggers at the man who took her away. "Yarou!" she spat out. "Let me go!"
Reno gave her an evil grin. "You're quite a spirited little thing, aren't you? It seems like you could give that red-head the most intense emotions. I have never seen anyone change his battle aura and move so quickly."
"Kenshin will have your head if you hurt me!" Kaoru said through clenched teeth.
"Oh, we won't hurt you. At least not yet..."
I'm not gonna stay here and be mocked by you! Kaoru fumed. I'm getting out of this place, and nothing will stop me from going back to Kenshin!
Reno shifted his attention to his pilot, giving him instructions. His hold on her neck relaxed, and Kaoru took her chance. Raising one arm, she rammed him on the stomach, doubling him over. Soldiers began to run towards her, and Kaoru grabbed Reno's arm and threw him against some of his guards, knocking them off their feet.
"Stupid b*tch!!!" Reno yelled as Kaoru grabbed a stick leaning on the walls of the ship.
"I'm not just a helpless girl! You all underestimated me!" she said, shouting her battle cry as she leapt into the offensive. The guards, for some reason, refused to draw their guns. Maybe because I'm a woman, she thought with a wry grin, slamming the stick against the heads and arms of some guards.
Reno, incensed, drew his Night Rod and brought it down to the direction of her head.
"Kamiya Kasshin Ryuu!" Kaoru cried, executing the succession technique. She waited a bit before she crossed her wrists. "Hadome!"
Reno's eyes widened when she caught the Night Rod between her clenched fists. Kaoru smirked before she executed the second half of the technique.
"Kamiya Kasshin Ryuu! Hawatari!" Kaoru slipped the back of her hands along on his weapon and, thrusting forward, slammed the shorter half of the stick against Reno's chest.
Reno fell back with a howl of pain, spitting some blood.
She kicked a guard away, flinging him towards the pilot. His head slammed against that of the pilot and he slumped in his seat.
"Sir! We're losing altitude!" one of them cried.
"Damn it!" Reno said, still coughing up blood.
This was her chance to get away. She ran towards the door, quickly undoing the locks.
"What the hell are you doing?!" Reno yelled, rising to chase her.
She shoved the door open, and jumped.
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Jap Terms:
1. Yarou- Bastard
Liv: I thought kisama was bastard...
Onna: They both mean bastard.
Liv: Ahhh...chi dao! *swallows sakabatou again like a lizard* Mmmm!
Cloud: LIV!! *hits Liv's nape*
Liv: AH! *spits sakabatou*
Kenshin: Oro?! Not again...
2. Kamiya Kasshin Ryuu Hadome/Hawatari- The Kamiya Kasshin succession technique as taught by Kaoru's father. Kaoru, in the manga, could only do Hadome, while Yahiko was able to do both Hadome and Hawatari. This is the reason why Kaoru was called a shihondai (assistant master) was because she never completed her training under her father. For this fic, I made it that Kaoru was able to learn Hawatari by watching Yahiko and doing some practice herself, so Kaoru will finally become a master of the Kamiya Kasshin Ryu.
Liv: Unfair!
Cloud: *bonk*
Liv: Ow *rubs head*
Onna: ^^;;