Hera says: "If you give me the golden fruit,
You shall have lots of jewels and loot."

Athena says: "If you give me the golden apple,
You shall be wise and strong and supple."

Aphrodite says: "If you give me the golden apple,
You shall have the most beautiful wife and her nipple."

That is the last straw Paris can't take.
He quickly jumps into the lake.

When he is dry he screams and shouts:
"Help me someone! I want out!"

But then he remembers the nipple:
"Aphrodite, here is your apple."

Paris goes to Sparta to woo Helen.
He takes with him gold, silver and melons.

Paris seduces Helen in one night,
Then, with her, quickly makes his flight.

They travel back to Troy,
Where they live with much joy.

Menelaus finds that she is gone.
"Help me, someone! I can't go on!"

He calls the suitors to honour their vow.
"Come to me friends! Come to me now!"