Disclaimer: Yes, I indeed do own Ranma 1/2 and its characters. I'm
also making tons of money out of this. And by the way, if you believed
that, then I have the White House on sale on eBay for only 5 bucks!
Hurry, the auction will end in two hours!

Notes:

"..." Japanese speech.

Am I Being Out of Character?
by
Dark Master

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ACT TWO
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Saotome Ranma was hungry. Actually, not only him, but everybody else
was also hungry. Everybody was seated in the dining room waiting for
lunch to be served. Jeez, they've been waiting for a while now. Where
was Kasumi?

Kasumi, with a tired look on her face, entered the dining room
empty-handed and sat with rest of the family.

"Umm," Nabiki started. "Kasumi? Haven't you made lunch yet?"

"ARRGH!!" Kasumi punched the table in rage. "I'm getting sick of you
people!" She yelled.

Everybody jumped.

"Kasumi do this! Kasumi do that! Well, guess what? I'm not making
lunch today! If you want lunch then do it by your-damned-selves! Hmph!
I'm tired of this place! I'm going to Tofu-sensei's and get laid!!!"
And with that, she stormed out of the dojo leaving the rest gawking at
the spot Kasumi once sat on.

"MOOOOOO!!" A cow moo'd.

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T H E E N D ?
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Author's Notes:

*Looks up at fic* O_o;; I did it again...