Attack of the SandBags
Note: This is in script format. All characters from Super Smash Bros. Melee are owned by Nintendo and their respective owners. Remember kids, sandbags are people too. *grins*
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BOMBFEST
Is it possible to have an ultimate bombfest? Screw the event with Link and Samus! I was to see characters flying! I have found ways of doing so, if they are possible.
-N64 Version-
MULTI-PLAYER
-Go to the menu and leave all items off, except Bo-bombs, Land Mines, and other exploding stuff.
-Place these items to appear very high.
-Go back to the character select and make the computer or a friend to play either Samus or Link. You play a different character.
-Select any stage.
-Happy Bombing. *grins*
-Melee Version-
VS. MODE/MELEE
-Go to the menu and leave all items off, except Bo-bombs, Land Mines, and other exploding stuff.
-Place these items to appear very high.
-Go back to the character select and make the computer or a friend to play either Samus or Link. You play a different character.
-Select any stage. Small stages are acceptable.
-Happy Bombing.
-Challange: Go to the menu and leave all items off, except Bo-bombs, Land Mines, Bunny Hoods, other exploding stuff. Now players will either blow up or be really really fast. See who can survive the longest.
CLASSIC MODE-Multi-Man Stage
-Choose either Link or Samus to go up against.
-Don't let this be on easy mode. :D
-Go to the menu and leave all items off, except Bo-bombs, Land Mines, and other exploding stuff. (If it's possible.)
-Good Luck trying to survive it.
Please email me if the multi player mode is possible. I know the first two are. But I really want to try the second one. And now back to our fanfic.-The Clow Hatter
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MAGIC KOOL-AID IS JUST PLAIN WRONG
HYRULE TEMPLE
**Browser, Mewtwo, and Mr. Game & Watch are just hanging**
Mr. Game & Watch: Meep! Beep! Beep! Beep!!!
Mewto: Of course I didn't loose 400$!!!!
Broswer: Uh what did the two dimessional black guy say?
Mewtwo: Nothing.
Mr. Game & Watch: Meep!!
Ganondorf: *appears* What's up y'all?
Mewtwo/Broswer: *rolls eyes*
Mr. Game & Watch: Beep! Beep!
Ganondorf: *smirks* At least I've humiluated that damn Yoshi. I've gave all the sandbags some magic kool aid. *snickers* Now they're beating the shit out of that damn Yoshi!
Mewtwo: *uses his pysh powers to bitch-slap Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: HEY!!! What the?!
Mewto: I've could had made an easy 400$!!!
Mr. Game & Watch: Beep! Beep!! Beep!! Beep!!!
**then a few sandbags appears to confront the villians**
SandBags: *glares at Broswer, Mr. Game & Watch, Mewtwo, and Ganondorf*
Mewtwo: *turns his head* Right, like I should be afraid of a bunch of sandbags.
SandBags: *pull out their chainsaws and start them up as they approach the group*
Ganondorf: I'd didn't teach them to do THAT!!!
Broswer: *glares at Ganondorf* That's it! You're going to be my bitch when all of this is through!!!
Mr. Game & Watch: Meep! Meep!!!
FINAL DESTINATION
**Mario and Samus enter**
Mario: Hey-a Master Hand, we need a word with you on the...*looks around* MAMMA MIA!!!!
**Master Hand and Crazy Hand are on the ground, badly beaten up**
Samus: If it were those sand-bastards are the cause of this, I'll...
Mario: Now calm down, we need to get the others right away!
Samus: If the others are alive.
PRATICE ARENA
**Fox, Falco, Marth, and Roy enter the area**
Falco: And about time!!
Fox: Link and Falcon were taking too long.
Marth: *screams as he see something on the ground*
Roy/Fox/Falco: *look at Marth* O.o
Fox: *looks at Marth* Dude, you scream like a girl.
Marth: No I don't!!! Look!! *points to the remains of Link and Captain Falcon*
Roy/Fox/Falco: *back away* EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Roy: I don't think Zelda will like this.
**a large group of sandbags approach the group of smashers, looking evil**
Falco: I don't think they like us.
SandBags: *attacks the group of smashers*
PEACH'S CASTLE
**Mario, Luigi, Dr. Mario, Ness, Kirby, Pikachu, Samus, and Zelda, are in a meeting...since everyone else is dying or about to die from killer SandBags.**
Peach: This sandbag madness has gone too far! If this continues, then no one will survive!!!
Zelda: I agree! I haven't seen Link or the other guys!!
Pikachu: Pi, pi, pi!!!!
Dr. Mario: I don't know if the clique can help recover everyone.
**Then the window breaks and out comes a head of a Pichu**
Everyone Else except Pikachu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Pikachu: *grins* Pika!
Samus: That's this!!! Those sandbags are OUT OF HERE!!!! *gets up and starts to leave*
Luigi: Wait there!
Kirby: We don't know what we're up against!!!
**Before Samus could leave, she confronted by a whole army of SandBags. Some of the sandbags are holding equipment from their defeated enemies. The rest are holding baseball bats.**
Zelda: *faints after seeing one of the sandbags with the Master Sword*
Ness: I think they want us as targets for the Home Run Event.
SandBags: *nods*
Everyone Else: *sweatdrops*
Mario: Well at least Pikachu makes a good replacement of a sandbag.
Pikachu: *looks at Mario* PIKA!!!
HYRULE TEMPLE
**Ganondorf, Broswer, Mr. Game & Watch, and Mewtwo are being hunted down by SandBags with Chainsaws**
Ganondorf/Broswer/Mewtwo: GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mr. Game & Watch: MMMMMEEEEPPPP!!!!
Broswer: *stops* Why the hell are we running for? We can beat up these bastards!!
**The other three then stop. The Sandbags them jump them and masacure them ruthlessly...leaving Broswer the only one standing.**
Broswer: *sighs* Idiots.
SandBags: *look towards Broswer and start their chainsaws again*
Broswer: Oh bitch!! *begins to run again*
**The sandbags with chainsaws chase after Broswer once more.**
To Be Continued
Note: This is in script format. All characters from Super Smash Bros. Melee are owned by Nintendo and their respective owners. Remember kids, sandbags are people too. *grins*
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BOMBFEST
Is it possible to have an ultimate bombfest? Screw the event with Link and Samus! I was to see characters flying! I have found ways of doing so, if they are possible.
-N64 Version-
MULTI-PLAYER
-Go to the menu and leave all items off, except Bo-bombs, Land Mines, and other exploding stuff.
-Place these items to appear very high.
-Go back to the character select and make the computer or a friend to play either Samus or Link. You play a different character.
-Select any stage.
-Happy Bombing. *grins*
-Melee Version-
VS. MODE/MELEE
-Go to the menu and leave all items off, except Bo-bombs, Land Mines, and other exploding stuff.
-Place these items to appear very high.
-Go back to the character select and make the computer or a friend to play either Samus or Link. You play a different character.
-Select any stage. Small stages are acceptable.
-Happy Bombing.
-Challange: Go to the menu and leave all items off, except Bo-bombs, Land Mines, Bunny Hoods, other exploding stuff. Now players will either blow up or be really really fast. See who can survive the longest.
CLASSIC MODE-Multi-Man Stage
-Choose either Link or Samus to go up against.
-Don't let this be on easy mode. :D
-Go to the menu and leave all items off, except Bo-bombs, Land Mines, and other exploding stuff. (If it's possible.)
-Good Luck trying to survive it.
Please email me if the multi player mode is possible. I know the first two are. But I really want to try the second one. And now back to our fanfic.-The Clow Hatter
****
MAGIC KOOL-AID IS JUST PLAIN WRONG
HYRULE TEMPLE
**Browser, Mewtwo, and Mr. Game & Watch are just hanging**
Mr. Game & Watch: Meep! Beep! Beep! Beep!!!
Mewto: Of course I didn't loose 400$!!!!
Broswer: Uh what did the two dimessional black guy say?
Mewtwo: Nothing.
Mr. Game & Watch: Meep!!
Ganondorf: *appears* What's up y'all?
Mewtwo/Broswer: *rolls eyes*
Mr. Game & Watch: Beep! Beep!
Ganondorf: *smirks* At least I've humiluated that damn Yoshi. I've gave all the sandbags some magic kool aid. *snickers* Now they're beating the shit out of that damn Yoshi!
Mewtwo: *uses his pysh powers to bitch-slap Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: HEY!!! What the?!
Mewto: I've could had made an easy 400$!!!
Mr. Game & Watch: Beep! Beep!! Beep!! Beep!!!
**then a few sandbags appears to confront the villians**
SandBags: *glares at Broswer, Mr. Game & Watch, Mewtwo, and Ganondorf*
Mewtwo: *turns his head* Right, like I should be afraid of a bunch of sandbags.
SandBags: *pull out their chainsaws and start them up as they approach the group*
Ganondorf: I'd didn't teach them to do THAT!!!
Broswer: *glares at Ganondorf* That's it! You're going to be my bitch when all of this is through!!!
Mr. Game & Watch: Meep! Meep!!!
FINAL DESTINATION
**Mario and Samus enter**
Mario: Hey-a Master Hand, we need a word with you on the...*looks around* MAMMA MIA!!!!
**Master Hand and Crazy Hand are on the ground, badly beaten up**
Samus: If it were those sand-bastards are the cause of this, I'll...
Mario: Now calm down, we need to get the others right away!
Samus: If the others are alive.
PRATICE ARENA
**Fox, Falco, Marth, and Roy enter the area**
Falco: And about time!!
Fox: Link and Falcon were taking too long.
Marth: *screams as he see something on the ground*
Roy/Fox/Falco: *look at Marth* O.o
Fox: *looks at Marth* Dude, you scream like a girl.
Marth: No I don't!!! Look!! *points to the remains of Link and Captain Falcon*
Roy/Fox/Falco: *back away* EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Roy: I don't think Zelda will like this.
**a large group of sandbags approach the group of smashers, looking evil**
Falco: I don't think they like us.
SandBags: *attacks the group of smashers*
PEACH'S CASTLE
**Mario, Luigi, Dr. Mario, Ness, Kirby, Pikachu, Samus, and Zelda, are in a meeting...since everyone else is dying or about to die from killer SandBags.**
Peach: This sandbag madness has gone too far! If this continues, then no one will survive!!!
Zelda: I agree! I haven't seen Link or the other guys!!
Pikachu: Pi, pi, pi!!!!
Dr. Mario: I don't know if the clique can help recover everyone.
**Then the window breaks and out comes a head of a Pichu**
Everyone Else except Pikachu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Pikachu: *grins* Pika!
Samus: That's this!!! Those sandbags are OUT OF HERE!!!! *gets up and starts to leave*
Luigi: Wait there!
Kirby: We don't know what we're up against!!!
**Before Samus could leave, she confronted by a whole army of SandBags. Some of the sandbags are holding equipment from their defeated enemies. The rest are holding baseball bats.**
Zelda: *faints after seeing one of the sandbags with the Master Sword*
Ness: I think they want us as targets for the Home Run Event.
SandBags: *nods*
Everyone Else: *sweatdrops*
Mario: Well at least Pikachu makes a good replacement of a sandbag.
Pikachu: *looks at Mario* PIKA!!!
HYRULE TEMPLE
**Ganondorf, Broswer, Mr. Game & Watch, and Mewtwo are being hunted down by SandBags with Chainsaws**
Ganondorf/Broswer/Mewtwo: GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mr. Game & Watch: MMMMMEEEEPPPP!!!!
Broswer: *stops* Why the hell are we running for? We can beat up these bastards!!
**The other three then stop. The Sandbags them jump them and masacure them ruthlessly...leaving Broswer the only one standing.**
Broswer: *sighs* Idiots.
SandBags: *look towards Broswer and start their chainsaws again*
Broswer: Oh bitch!! *begins to run again*
**The sandbags with chainsaws chase after Broswer once more.**
To Be Continued