The Triple Trouble Team
Chapter 3: Hylian Battles
Notes: I almost felt like discontinuing this fic, but thanks to reviews, I'm not, at least not right now anyway.
*I'm saying Link never won the cow in his house
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The Master Hand's holding cell
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Mario groaned in pain and opened his eyes. He recognized this place all to well; he was in the Master Hand's holding cell. It hadn't changed a bit. The floor and walls were still covered in blood, the force field remained, and the cell smelled like a thousand dead bodies sandwiched together in one place.
He was having a hard time recalling what had happened between him and the Master Hand; everything just seemed so foggy in his mind.
Mario took a good long look around the cell. Luigi and Bowser were to the left of him, and Peach and Yoshi were to his right, but all of them were out cold. Mario tried to stand up, but fell back down in pain.
"Oh, my god! I must've sprained my ankle too, what else is wrong with me?" Mario thought. "Oh well, nothing much I can do now," then he fell back asleep.
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Hyrule: Kokiri Forest, One day later
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Link got out of bed, feeling a bit better then yesterday. He grabbed a warm Lon Lon Milk and pulled off the cork. He drank a little bit before putting it away. He felt even better after the milk.
Link was due to pick up some more milk at Lon Lon Ranch*, he hadn't been there in a while. Link opened the door and didn't bother climbing, he just jumped straight down.
He ran as fast as he could along the dew filled grass of the Kokiri Forest. Smelling the air made Link feel as if he was going to die of happiness. He finally reached the bridge that joined the gap between the Kokiri Forest and the rest of Hyrule.
When Link got to Hyrule field, he took out a bluish-silver colored flute-like instrument; it was none other then the Ocarina of Time. Link raised the flute to his lips and began to play Epona's song.
Acting as a whistle, the horse came immediately to Link. Link got up on the horse and raised his whip.
"Hee-yah!" Link yelled as he whipped the horse, Epona began to sprint faster and faster until they were to Lon Lon Ranch.
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Meanwhile, at Hyrule Castle:
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"Crazy, don't you think we should have brought the others with us?" The Master Hand asked.
"In case you don't remember, idiot, the force field is impenetrable!" Crazy hand replied.
"Bah, lets just get this over with, we get the princess, and we flush out the kid!" Giga Bowser said.
"Hey, who are you?" a voice in the distance asked.
"We are the royal body parts!" Said Crazy hand.
"If you're the royal body parts, then who's that obese dragon? Huh?" It asked.
"Fine then why are you in the castle?" Master Hand asked.
"You are obviously NOT from Hyrule, I am Zelda, princess of Hyrule." She proudly said.
"Thank you for that information" Said the two hands in unison.
At once they cast a sleep spell on the castle, and kidnapped Zelda.
"Now, all we need is the kid," said Crazy.
"How 'bout enrolling her in the fights too, we already have one princess?" Master Hand asked.
"I like the idea!" exclaimed Giga Bowser.
---
Meanwhile, at Lon Lon Ranch:
Link was chugging down a bottle of Lon Lon milk that he had just bought for ten Rupees.
"Man that stuff 'll fill your bottles but drain your wallet!" Link exclaimed happily, until he saw the Triple Trouble Team carrying an unconscious Zelda. Link felt the bandage on his head and grit his teeth.
"Hello mister Hylian, care to join us for some battles? No? NO? WELL GET READY, BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING ONE RIGHT NOW!!!" Giga Bowser screamed.
Link jumped to the side, narrowly missing one of Giga Bowser's gargantuan claws. He drew his sword and locked eyes with the Giant Koopa. Link slashed Giga Bowser as high as he could, but could barely slash his knees without jumping. Giga yelped in pain.
"So, you have a weapon? I do too!" Giga Bowser sarcastically said.
Link stood steady, sword in front of him, ready to dodge any moment, then it came... Giga Bowser snatched Link up so fast dodging wouldn't have helped.
"My, my, my, what small body you have!" Giga taunted, crushing the helpless Link.
Link screamed in pain as the humongous fingers crushed him, he was twenty feet from the ground now.
"Crazy, remember what you did with Mario?" Giga Questioned.
"Yes, great one, he had a mid-day snack with the ground," Answered Crazy.
"Booger filth, did you hear that?" Giga Bowser asked Link.
Link did not say a word or make any gestures of confirmation.
"You really are pathetic, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?" Giga Bowser screamed; Link was sure he'd be deaf by the time this was over. "You disgust me Zero of Time," Giga Bowser taunted.
"How'd you know..." Link asked before Crazy Hand interrupted.
"The Triple Trouble Team has its ways," It answered.
With that, Giga threw Link down all 20 feet hard. For Link, everything seemed to be in slow motion, he prepared himself for the impact.
5 feet...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Then he hit the ground with an extremely loud thud. He was hurting almost as bad as on Planet Fibal Place. The pain seemed to course continuously through every nerve in his body, he couldn't handle it anymore, he blacked out.
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Back in the Master Hand's holding cell.
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All of the crew had painfully awakened a while ago the sleeping spell gave a guaranteed headache, that was close in rank to a migraine in strength. It subsided after awhile.
"What is this place? This is unsanitary and disgusting! This is no place for a princess" Peach commented on the bloody walls and floor.
They then noticed two others that were still out cold. One appeared to be just sleeping; the other however, had been through the war. You could tell that his tunic was normally green, but red seeped through in several places, most of his skin had deep cuts, and his breathing was erratic.
"He must have been grounded too, like me," Mario noticed.
"Poor guy!" Peach sympathized.
"What next?" Asked Luigi.
"Wait, just wait..." Mario replied.
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Back with the Triple Trouble Team:
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"Very well done Giga Bowser" commented Crazy Hand.
"Yes, you sure showed that jerk what it means to be ground beef!" exclaimed Master Hand.
"You are an idiot Master Hand!" Crazy exclaimed.
"Shut up!" Master Hand retaliated.
"Both of you silence! We have work to do! A certain fox and his annoying pet bird! Remember you nincompoops how that bird helped Fox recover! If he's too weak also, he won't be able to help! To the Lylat System next!" Giga Bowser announced.
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Next time: Link awakens to the Master Hand's holding cell, how does he react?
Also, the Triple Trouble Team get up and dirty with the Star Fox team in Lylat wars.
Chapter 3: Hylian Battles
Notes: I almost felt like discontinuing this fic, but thanks to reviews, I'm not, at least not right now anyway.
*I'm saying Link never won the cow in his house
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The Master Hand's holding cell
---
Mario groaned in pain and opened his eyes. He recognized this place all to well; he was in the Master Hand's holding cell. It hadn't changed a bit. The floor and walls were still covered in blood, the force field remained, and the cell smelled like a thousand dead bodies sandwiched together in one place.
He was having a hard time recalling what had happened between him and the Master Hand; everything just seemed so foggy in his mind.
Mario took a good long look around the cell. Luigi and Bowser were to the left of him, and Peach and Yoshi were to his right, but all of them were out cold. Mario tried to stand up, but fell back down in pain.
"Oh, my god! I must've sprained my ankle too, what else is wrong with me?" Mario thought. "Oh well, nothing much I can do now," then he fell back asleep.
---
Hyrule: Kokiri Forest, One day later
---
Link got out of bed, feeling a bit better then yesterday. He grabbed a warm Lon Lon Milk and pulled off the cork. He drank a little bit before putting it away. He felt even better after the milk.
Link was due to pick up some more milk at Lon Lon Ranch*, he hadn't been there in a while. Link opened the door and didn't bother climbing, he just jumped straight down.
He ran as fast as he could along the dew filled grass of the Kokiri Forest. Smelling the air made Link feel as if he was going to die of happiness. He finally reached the bridge that joined the gap between the Kokiri Forest and the rest of Hyrule.
When Link got to Hyrule field, he took out a bluish-silver colored flute-like instrument; it was none other then the Ocarina of Time. Link raised the flute to his lips and began to play Epona's song.
Acting as a whistle, the horse came immediately to Link. Link got up on the horse and raised his whip.
"Hee-yah!" Link yelled as he whipped the horse, Epona began to sprint faster and faster until they were to Lon Lon Ranch.
---
Meanwhile, at Hyrule Castle:
---
"Crazy, don't you think we should have brought the others with us?" The Master Hand asked.
"In case you don't remember, idiot, the force field is impenetrable!" Crazy hand replied.
"Bah, lets just get this over with, we get the princess, and we flush out the kid!" Giga Bowser said.
"Hey, who are you?" a voice in the distance asked.
"We are the royal body parts!" Said Crazy hand.
"If you're the royal body parts, then who's that obese dragon? Huh?" It asked.
"Fine then why are you in the castle?" Master Hand asked.
"You are obviously NOT from Hyrule, I am Zelda, princess of Hyrule." She proudly said.
"Thank you for that information" Said the two hands in unison.
At once they cast a sleep spell on the castle, and kidnapped Zelda.
"Now, all we need is the kid," said Crazy.
"How 'bout enrolling her in the fights too, we already have one princess?" Master Hand asked.
"I like the idea!" exclaimed Giga Bowser.
---
Meanwhile, at Lon Lon Ranch:
Link was chugging down a bottle of Lon Lon milk that he had just bought for ten Rupees.
"Man that stuff 'll fill your bottles but drain your wallet!" Link exclaimed happily, until he saw the Triple Trouble Team carrying an unconscious Zelda. Link felt the bandage on his head and grit his teeth.
"Hello mister Hylian, care to join us for some battles? No? NO? WELL GET READY, BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING ONE RIGHT NOW!!!" Giga Bowser screamed.
Link jumped to the side, narrowly missing one of Giga Bowser's gargantuan claws. He drew his sword and locked eyes with the Giant Koopa. Link slashed Giga Bowser as high as he could, but could barely slash his knees without jumping. Giga yelped in pain.
"So, you have a weapon? I do too!" Giga Bowser sarcastically said.
Link stood steady, sword in front of him, ready to dodge any moment, then it came... Giga Bowser snatched Link up so fast dodging wouldn't have helped.
"My, my, my, what small body you have!" Giga taunted, crushing the helpless Link.
Link screamed in pain as the humongous fingers crushed him, he was twenty feet from the ground now.
"Crazy, remember what you did with Mario?" Giga Questioned.
"Yes, great one, he had a mid-day snack with the ground," Answered Crazy.
"Booger filth, did you hear that?" Giga Bowser asked Link.
Link did not say a word or make any gestures of confirmation.
"You really are pathetic, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?" Giga Bowser screamed; Link was sure he'd be deaf by the time this was over. "You disgust me Zero of Time," Giga Bowser taunted.
"How'd you know..." Link asked before Crazy Hand interrupted.
"The Triple Trouble Team has its ways," It answered.
With that, Giga threw Link down all 20 feet hard. For Link, everything seemed to be in slow motion, he prepared himself for the impact.
5 feet...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Then he hit the ground with an extremely loud thud. He was hurting almost as bad as on Planet Fibal Place. The pain seemed to course continuously through every nerve in his body, he couldn't handle it anymore, he blacked out.
---
Back in the Master Hand's holding cell.
---
All of the crew had painfully awakened a while ago the sleeping spell gave a guaranteed headache, that was close in rank to a migraine in strength. It subsided after awhile.
"What is this place? This is unsanitary and disgusting! This is no place for a princess" Peach commented on the bloody walls and floor.
They then noticed two others that were still out cold. One appeared to be just sleeping; the other however, had been through the war. You could tell that his tunic was normally green, but red seeped through in several places, most of his skin had deep cuts, and his breathing was erratic.
"He must have been grounded too, like me," Mario noticed.
"Poor guy!" Peach sympathized.
"What next?" Asked Luigi.
"Wait, just wait..." Mario replied.
---
Back with the Triple Trouble Team:
---
"Very well done Giga Bowser" commented Crazy Hand.
"Yes, you sure showed that jerk what it means to be ground beef!" exclaimed Master Hand.
"You are an idiot Master Hand!" Crazy exclaimed.
"Shut up!" Master Hand retaliated.
"Both of you silence! We have work to do! A certain fox and his annoying pet bird! Remember you nincompoops how that bird helped Fox recover! If he's too weak also, he won't be able to help! To the Lylat System next!" Giga Bowser announced.
---
Next time: Link awakens to the Master Hand's holding cell, how does he react?
Also, the Triple Trouble Team get up and dirty with the Star Fox team in Lylat wars.