The Triple Trouble Team
Chapter 4: Lylat Wars
Notes: Keep the reviews coming in; they're like my life support for this fic (as far as continuing goes)
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The Master Hand's holding cell
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"Wait for what?" Luigi asked.
"Wait for them to awaken of course," Mario answered.
"Yoshi want go potty!" Yoshi exclaimed.
"You're gonna have to hold it," Mario sighed.
A slight groan emitted from the other side of the cell. A woman was awakening. She had blond hair and a pink dress, not to mention pointy ears.
"Who are you, and where is this place?" The woman asked.
"Do you remember two hands?" Mario asked.
"Yeah, they said they were the 'royal body parts' or something" She finished.
"Mario that's the nuttiest thing they've said yet!" Luigi commented.
"Shut it Luigi," Mario snapped.
"Did they have a koopa with them?" Mario interrogated.
"Oh! You mean that obese dragon thing? Like that, over there!" She replied. "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"Yup, that's a koopa all right, and before you ask, Bowser's been on our side for about an hour. Who you saw was none other then the Triple Trouble Team," Mario concluded.
"Oh! I forgot to introduce myself! I am Zelda, princess of Hyrule,"
"I am Mario, that green guy is my brother Luigi, that green dino dude is called a Yoshi, so we named him Yoshi, and this girl in the pink dress with blond hair is Peach, Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.
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"Ah, Master Hand! I have come to defeat you!" Link yelled up at the gigantic hand.
"You gain stupidity faster then weight! I can beat you before you have time to call for mommy!" Master Hand taunted.
"Couldn't do that because my mum's dead, also I passed the highest Hylian warrior tests in all of Hyrule!" Link retaliated. "I challenge you! You are a coward! Why do you wear them gloves? Do you have so many zits under your hand that you need to cover it?"
The Master Hand was now turning red from Anger. He made a fist and began crushing Link.
"Ow!" Link groaned I pain, as the humongous hand crushed his body.
The Master Hand lifted himself off of Link, who was hurting too much to move. Master Hand then shot three lasers at Link. Each one burned through Link's skin. He couldn't scream, he didn't have the strength to. He could only let out a soft groan.
He had one last chance, the Master Hand was charging up his finishing move.
"This has to work or I'm dead," Link thought as he summoned the power to perform his own finishing move.
"Din's fire!" Link weakly yelled, as Din's fire surrounded the Master Hand with Fire.
Lying where he was, Link pulled out his Light Arrows and Fired, it pierced the Master Hands thumb. The Master Hand fell to the ground, partially brown from the burning of the combined fire and light.
Link clutched his Left shoulder.
"Oh... My god," was all Link could painfully moan as all sound and light began to fade...
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"Link... Link..." A seemingly distant voice called.
"Huh?" Link weakly asked as he opened his eyes, the pain he'd been imagining were real, at least in his shoulder and stomach.
Zelda was standing over him, and 5 other figures. Everything of his last hour awake was returning to him, the Triple Trouble Team, and the fall, and now the fact that he was going to have to battle again.
"Who are you?" Mario asked.
"My name is Link, and this is Zelda," Link replied.
"We know who Zelda is, you look pretty beat up Link, what happened to you?" Mario asked.
"Looks like the same thing that happened to you, being thrown down from 20 feet." Link answered.
"Yup, that's what happened," Mario replied.
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Lylat System: Corneria
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"You gettin' sick of that Giga Bowser?" Master Hand asked.
"Not really, though it feels good to get away from him once in a while." Crazy responded.
"He's so heavy, he couldn't come! Now that's something!" Master Hand commented.
"Forget it right now, we need to capture that fox and his bird buddy," Crazy replied.
They had teleported into Great Fox, the Star Fox Team home base in hopes of finding the two.
Crazy and Master Hand walked through the base and into an arena.
"This place is freaking huge!" Crazy commented.
A bolt of laser flew through the air, narrowly missing both hands.
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Meanwhile on Planet Fibal Place
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"How you sewer brains like my home?" Giga Bowser asked.
"About as much as we'd like to see your underwear!" Link retaliated.
Giga Bowser walked right through the bars, Mario could only watch in awe as he picked Link up and slammed him back to the floor from five feet.
"Bully," Peach muttered under her breath as Link once more fell asleep.
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Back in the Arena on Great Fox
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"Get out of here!!!" Fox yelled fiercely at the hands.
"No, we stay, YOU go," They replied in unison.
"Fox get out of the way!" A bird yelled, but it was too late; he never seen the hand that threw him up against the wall, knocking him senseless.
"So you dare fight the almighty Falco?" He challenged.
"No, you challenge me! But it doesn't matter, Crazy?" Master Hand asked.
"Yes, let's rock," Crazy replied as if reading master hand's mind.
Master Hand and Crazy performed a sleep spell before Falco could cry out anything.
"C'mon Master Hand, Giga will be proud," Crazy said.
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Back on Planet Fibal Place
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Master and Crazy hand returned to find an unexpected visitor.
"You let me out right now by order of the Great Ganondorf, King of Evil!" He yelled.
"No, Giga Bowser is the King of all evil!" Crazy yelled, flicking Ganondorf back towards the cell wall.
"Exactly Crazy, we showed him! I found him snooping 'round this place, dunno how he got here," Giga Bowser said.
"Well, now we have three more house guests," Crazy announced.
"Good, very good," Bowser commended. "Now onto the F-Zero Grand Prix!"
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Next Time: Fox, Falco, and Ganondorf awaken and spill everything.
Also: Captain Falcon gets round one with the hands
Chapter 4: Lylat Wars
Notes: Keep the reviews coming in; they're like my life support for this fic (as far as continuing goes)
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The Master Hand's holding cell
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"Wait for what?" Luigi asked.
"Wait for them to awaken of course," Mario answered.
"Yoshi want go potty!" Yoshi exclaimed.
"You're gonna have to hold it," Mario sighed.
A slight groan emitted from the other side of the cell. A woman was awakening. She had blond hair and a pink dress, not to mention pointy ears.
"Who are you, and where is this place?" The woman asked.
"Do you remember two hands?" Mario asked.
"Yeah, they said they were the 'royal body parts' or something" She finished.
"Mario that's the nuttiest thing they've said yet!" Luigi commented.
"Shut it Luigi," Mario snapped.
"Did they have a koopa with them?" Mario interrogated.
"Oh! You mean that obese dragon thing? Like that, over there!" She replied. "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"Yup, that's a koopa all right, and before you ask, Bowser's been on our side for about an hour. Who you saw was none other then the Triple Trouble Team," Mario concluded.
"Oh! I forgot to introduce myself! I am Zelda, princess of Hyrule,"
"I am Mario, that green guy is my brother Luigi, that green dino dude is called a Yoshi, so we named him Yoshi, and this girl in the pink dress with blond hair is Peach, Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.
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"Ah, Master Hand! I have come to defeat you!" Link yelled up at the gigantic hand.
"You gain stupidity faster then weight! I can beat you before you have time to call for mommy!" Master Hand taunted.
"Couldn't do that because my mum's dead, also I passed the highest Hylian warrior tests in all of Hyrule!" Link retaliated. "I challenge you! You are a coward! Why do you wear them gloves? Do you have so many zits under your hand that you need to cover it?"
The Master Hand was now turning red from Anger. He made a fist and began crushing Link.
"Ow!" Link groaned I pain, as the humongous hand crushed his body.
The Master Hand lifted himself off of Link, who was hurting too much to move. Master Hand then shot three lasers at Link. Each one burned through Link's skin. He couldn't scream, he didn't have the strength to. He could only let out a soft groan.
He had one last chance, the Master Hand was charging up his finishing move.
"This has to work or I'm dead," Link thought as he summoned the power to perform his own finishing move.
"Din's fire!" Link weakly yelled, as Din's fire surrounded the Master Hand with Fire.
Lying where he was, Link pulled out his Light Arrows and Fired, it pierced the Master Hands thumb. The Master Hand fell to the ground, partially brown from the burning of the combined fire and light.
Link clutched his Left shoulder.
"Oh... My god," was all Link could painfully moan as all sound and light began to fade...
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"Link... Link..." A seemingly distant voice called.
"Huh?" Link weakly asked as he opened his eyes, the pain he'd been imagining were real, at least in his shoulder and stomach.
Zelda was standing over him, and 5 other figures. Everything of his last hour awake was returning to him, the Triple Trouble Team, and the fall, and now the fact that he was going to have to battle again.
"Who are you?" Mario asked.
"My name is Link, and this is Zelda," Link replied.
"We know who Zelda is, you look pretty beat up Link, what happened to you?" Mario asked.
"Looks like the same thing that happened to you, being thrown down from 20 feet." Link answered.
"Yup, that's what happened," Mario replied.
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Lylat System: Corneria
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"You gettin' sick of that Giga Bowser?" Master Hand asked.
"Not really, though it feels good to get away from him once in a while." Crazy responded.
"He's so heavy, he couldn't come! Now that's something!" Master Hand commented.
"Forget it right now, we need to capture that fox and his bird buddy," Crazy replied.
They had teleported into Great Fox, the Star Fox Team home base in hopes of finding the two.
Crazy and Master Hand walked through the base and into an arena.
"This place is freaking huge!" Crazy commented.
A bolt of laser flew through the air, narrowly missing both hands.
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Meanwhile on Planet Fibal Place
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"How you sewer brains like my home?" Giga Bowser asked.
"About as much as we'd like to see your underwear!" Link retaliated.
Giga Bowser walked right through the bars, Mario could only watch in awe as he picked Link up and slammed him back to the floor from five feet.
"Bully," Peach muttered under her breath as Link once more fell asleep.
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Back in the Arena on Great Fox
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"Get out of here!!!" Fox yelled fiercely at the hands.
"No, we stay, YOU go," They replied in unison.
"Fox get out of the way!" A bird yelled, but it was too late; he never seen the hand that threw him up against the wall, knocking him senseless.
"So you dare fight the almighty Falco?" He challenged.
"No, you challenge me! But it doesn't matter, Crazy?" Master Hand asked.
"Yes, let's rock," Crazy replied as if reading master hand's mind.
Master Hand and Crazy performed a sleep spell before Falco could cry out anything.
"C'mon Master Hand, Giga will be proud," Crazy said.
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Back on Planet Fibal Place
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Master and Crazy hand returned to find an unexpected visitor.
"You let me out right now by order of the Great Ganondorf, King of Evil!" He yelled.
"No, Giga Bowser is the King of all evil!" Crazy yelled, flicking Ganondorf back towards the cell wall.
"Exactly Crazy, we showed him! I found him snooping 'round this place, dunno how he got here," Giga Bowser said.
"Well, now we have three more house guests," Crazy announced.
"Good, very good," Bowser commended. "Now onto the F-Zero Grand Prix!"
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Next Time: Fox, Falco, and Ganondorf awaken and spill everything.
Also: Captain Falcon gets round one with the hands