The Triple Trouble Team
Chapter 6: Your Drumming lesson with DK

Notes: I said some fighters would be eliminated right? Well the reason for this, is that some of the characters would be hard to fit such as Young Link (as Link's already in) and Dr. Mario (Mario's already in, just toss on the coat), in turn, this throws the whole battle system off, so I would like to take the time to list the summery of upcoming character capture chapters. I apologize if your favorite characters are not included, I may make a fic starring them in the future.

Kanto (Pokémon)
Mewtwo

Super Flat World:
Mr. Game and Watch

????( Help me, where are they from?)
Roy
Marth
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Master Hand's holding cell.
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The only word to describe it (or could describe it): Psychedelic.

Captain Falcon was whizzing through this track full of psychedelic colors, this was none other then Rainbow Road. Winning this track would give him an early lead in the Joker Circuit, the second best cup you could win, the best was the X cup, it had been won only once by Black Shadow, the most feared racer in the universe.

Something was wrong, where was everybody? He then realized he was waaaayyy behind last place, and then he felt his car being hit in the rear as everything faded...

Captain Falcon groaned as he opened his eyes. He was lieing on the cold, hard, and bloodstained floor of the Master Hand's holding cell. By first instinct, he sat up; then he fell back down, clutching his right shoulder in agony.

He was having a hard time recalling what happened.

"So, who are you guys?" He finally asked.

"I'm Mario, that's Luigi, and Yoshi, and Bowser, and Peach, and Zelda, and Link, and Ganondorf, and Fox, and, Falco," Mario said pointing to each individually.

"Hmmm... That's a lot of 'ands', Falcon commented.

"He he, yeah I know," Mario responded. "What happened anyway? How'd they catch you?"

"Dunno who 'they' is referring to but whoever 'they' is has darn good driving skills, woulda won the god dang race if not for them too; as a matter of fact, I thought I had won. Then, came this white car it bumped me into a track barrier. Before I blacked out though, I could make out two white figures attempting to step outta the car, freakin' huge car, y'ask me," he explained.

"Man, never knew them guys were racers," Luigi said.

"I never woulda guessed either," Mario responded.

"OK, back up, who is 'them guys'?" Falcon asked.

"Why us," The hands said in unison as they appeared by the cell. "We were the ones driving that hunk of beauty car, we drive pretty darn good, don't we?"

Captain Falcon didn't respond.

Then, Crazy Hand teleported into the cell and flicked Falcon in his broken right shoulder.

"Ow!" Falcon yelled, as his broken shoulder was hit, he then fainted.

Fox caught him and lied him down on the floor.

"Ciao! Sorry we couldn't be here for his extremely painful awakening!" Crazy Hand taunted.

Mario looked up at the hands, teeth grit, and rage present in his look; they wouldn't get away with this.

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Congo Bongo Island:
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"Whhaaazzzuppp Diddy!" Donkey Kong greeted his best buddy.

"Hey DK, what do I need to fetch for our world record size banana split?" Diddy asked.
"You, my main kong, will go get the Ice Cream from Cranky, I will get the bananas," he replied.

"Yeah, well try not to stuff yourself so full of bananas that you fall asleep and come here with zero bananas," Diddy joked.

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Ten Minutes later
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DK walked in the forest, looking for the secret cave Cranky had told him about where every banana on Congo Bongo Island came from, it couldn't be too far away...

He walked past a red rock.

"Since when are rocks on Congo Bongo Forest red?" DK thought to himself, picking up the rock.

With a sudden rumble, a hole in the ground began to form. DK dropped through the hole, and into the most beautiful place DK had ever seen.

The walls were Technicolor, but they were barely visible due to the unbelievable amount of bananas; this place was truly a banana lovers dream.

He pulled out a huge bag, and started putting bananas in his bag, by the time it was full, he could barely lift it, even as strong as he was.

He walked out of the cave and began to eat his heart out on bananas. He never noticed who was watching him...

The two hands came out of nowhere attempting to hit him with lasers, but to no avail.

DK was just too fast.

"Hey, them lasers make some hip sounds, how 'bout I add some percussion to your not so sweet music," DK Taunted.

He began to drum his hands on the ground, sending miniature earthquakes through the ground. Surprisingly, they never even stunned the hands.

"Huh?" DK asked stopping his drumming; the hands were gone. He began to feel extremely tired.

"Musta been hallucinating them hands, probably had too many bananas," DK muttered, before he fell completely asleep.

"Fool, you were not hallucinating us, we merely left so you wouldn't see how we were knocking you out!" Master yelled.

"Shut up!!!" Crazy shouted.
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Back on Planet Fibal Place:
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The cell force field was raised as DK hit the bloodstained ground with a thud.

"How come is it that we always get new visitors every 20 minutes?" Peach asked.

"Because that's how frequently those stupid hands capture those guys!" Bowser responded.

"That makes me feel 100 percent better," Peach sarcastically said.

A groan of pain emitted from the back of the room; Captain Falcon was obviously awakening.

"Oh... God... Oh... God" He moaned, clutching his right shoulder.

"Don't worry, we'll beat that evil Triple Trouble Team for you," Peach said, trying to comfort him.

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Somewhere else on the planet:
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"You know, I've been really impressed with your work lately," Giga Bowser commended, now back to full size.

"Yes, you can always expect good work from me!" Crazy boasted.

"Me too!" Master Hand jumped in.

"Shut up, I'm the best!" Crazy shouted.

"BOTH OF YOU SILENCE!!!" Giga Bowser screamed, both hands were instantly silent. "Now, you do realize that some fighters have different powers, don't you?"

"Of course!" Both hands said in unison.

"Right, do you know that some have Psychic powers?" Giga asked. He continued after a silent moment. "I see... Well you will find out when you are done catching a Pokémon,"

"A Poké what?" Crazy asked.

"Creatures that live in Pokéballs, they fight against one another to serve their masters, there are well over two-hundred different species, I want the rare Psychic known as Mewtwo," Giga announced.

Both hands grabbed the teleportation stone ready to go to Kanto...
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Next Time: DK awakens
Also: Brain against hand starring Mewtwo!