Somebody watch me, now
'Cause I've got the knowhow
I ain't the newbie type anymore

So then I summoned up a Grizzly
And started to get busy
With the title of "Slayer" on my head

Well, the guys start coming
And they don't stop coming
Send some Dire wolves to stop 'em from runnin'

Doesn't make sense why we don't use guns
But all-in-all, it's pretty fun

So much to kill, so much to slay,
So it's really good, the way I play

You'll never get a good thrill
If you don't go out and kill

Hey now, I'm a Druid,
Get your pelt on, Shift shapes

Hey now, I'm Tree-Hugger,
Climb trees and eat grapes,

All things glitter with the ALT key,
Wish that I could have a monkey

It's a rough place, and they say it gets rougher,
You're getting' whooped now, but wait 'till you get tougher

The barbarian dudes beg to differ
Judging by their armor gettin' stiffer

The guys I slay are resurrectin'
But use Armageddon and they get thin

My vine's on fire, givin' some tours
There must be 1001 blood moors
Hey now, I'm a Druid,
Get your pelt on, Shift shapes

Hey now, I'm Tree-Hugger,
Climb trees and eat grapes,

All things glitter with the ALT key,
Wish that I could have a monkey

Hey now, I'm a Druid,
Get your pelt on, Shift shapes

Hey now, I'm Tree-Hugger,
Climb trees and eat grapes,

All things glitter with the ALT key,
Wish that I could have a monkey

Somebody once begged
Me for mana potions
"I need to summon up a fire golem"

I said done,
Don't got none,
I could use one, though, myself,
Now let's move after them

Well, the guys start coming
And they don't stop coming
Send some Dire wolves to stop 'em from runnin'

Doesn't make sense why we don't use guns
But all-in-all, it's pretty fun

So much to kill, so much to slay,
So it's really good, the way I play

You'll never get a good thrill
If you don't go out and kill

Hey now, I'm a Druid,
Get your pelt on, Shift shapes

Hey now, I'm Tree-Hugger,
Climb trees and eat grapes,

All things glitter with the ALT key,
Wish that I could have a monkey