Disclaimer: Ok..Well theres alot of characters in this amazingly screwed up story so lets just say I don't own any of them. k? cool...................

A/N: MY FRIEND HARLEQUINNROSE88 (thats her fanfiction.net name. Did I spell it right?) HELPED ME WITH THIS STORY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL.


Anywho...................


One day Serena was walking around the park and saw
Trunks.

"Oh my god hes so hot!"

She thought as she was going over to talk to

the ice cream man who was giving out cokeballs w/every mint chocolate
and jelly cookies cuz they're delicious. "Yummy!" she thought as she ran and

tripped into a handsome mans arms. She looked up and this guy had the biggest blue eyes she saw

his face and blushed because he was hot. She got scared because

he was staring at her like some psycho killer.

Run run run run away!!!!!!!!!!! Hes gonna kill me! RUN!!!!!!!!

He gave her this quizzical look and said

"Hello, my name is what....my name is who........my name is chica chica Slim Shady!!!!!!!!!

Cool............................

So they had a nice little talk when all of a sudden Trunks saw

Jay and Silent Bob carrying a big plate of BAD HAM. "Yo dudes! want some BAD HAM???"

"No Thank you" said the white rabbit. Then all of a sudden Trunks screamed

"OO People really eat bad ham???." He wondered. but then a car exploded and so Jay screamed

"JUSTICE!!!" and the rabbit fled into

PEEPS, big giant pink bunny rabbit PEEPS!!!!!!!!!

Ahhh! giant PEEPS!! theyre gonna take over the world!!!! All of a sudden Alice in Wonderland

came out and said "Its TEATIME!!!!" So they all sat on

melted creamy delicious ice cream it was vanilla so yummy it might have been Ben & Jerry's.

Then Cardcaptor Sakura came and said "Lookies Kero! Its the ice cream card!!" but Kero said

"No, its the BAD HAM card." then Veggeto said "I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAYINS ONCE AGAIN...

"Wooooooohooooooo!" said Alice who wad getting high off this peppermint tea she was

drinking. Wait thats not peppermint............. Out of nowhere, Sailor Moon came holding

Trunk's hand and then

they looked into each others eyes when suddenly

they took a deep, juicy kiss

but Darien came and said "Hey, get your hands off my bitch!" but then Trunks ki blasted

Darien away and Serena was

talking to Goten who Trunks was like "Yo dude wassup?"

now the Red Queen came and was yelling "Off with your head!" but now Bra came and said

"Daddy looks stupid with that mustache!" Then Vgeta growled but

Bulma said "Y'know theres more to life than being really really rediculously good

looking!" Then Jay and Silent Bob were still sitting on a rock contemplating the

BAD HAM. And Alice was still

trying to eat all the wobbly pudding cuz the 3 o' clock fairies were laughing at her. but by

then the

"peppermint" tea was calling to her "Drink me!" so she did and grew 9 feet tall! "Holy

Schnikes!" The white

tea drinking rabbit said. Then they noticed that Jerk-O the hampster was running

around Trunks's feet so he said "Hey! That tickles!" but he didn't know it was the hampster

tickling him so he thought it was

Serena and the to hug him while say Serena I love miss serena. Then a flying car hit Yamcha

and he

did a triple summersalt "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he said as he bashed into the road.


THE END...........................


for now....................................