Paige walked into the elevator. " Tenth floor, please," she told the man. He turned to her and grinned. She scowled.

" It's you," she said flatly.

" Yes, it's me, your adoring husband." He patted her stomach contently. In the dream she was full term.

" I'm not becoming evil," she told him as the elevator rose. " My sisters are going to vanquish you."

" Really?" Paige hated the demon's cockiness. " Hold on tight." Suddenly the elevator plummeted like the ride at Disney World. Paige shrieked and wrapped her arms around her stomach.

They reached the bottom and the Incubus opened the elevator. " See for yourself," he hissed in her ear. Paige peered out at the scene beyond the elevator.

The Incubus stood there, with Phoebe and Piper. Black fire collected in his hands and he hurled it at the sisters. Piper tried to freeze him, but they were both knocked back to the wall. The black fire became a prison around Piper and Phoebe.

" Now you cannot interfere," the Incubus fighting the sisters said as he shimmered away.

" Let them go!" Paige screamed at him. Paige awoke in her bed.

" Phoebe! Piper!" cried Paige. Leo orbed in. " What's the matter, Paige?"

" My sisters, where are they?"

" They're doing an Incubus tracking spell." Paige leaped up and groaned. Her stomach had grown, making her look at least four months pregnant. She hurried to the attic.

" Wait, don't go!" Paige pleaded. Phoebe threw an herb in the cauldron, and there was a burst of smoke. Piper read a spell.

" ' Creature of Evil, Creature of Night, Bring us to him, so we may do right.'" In a burst of white light, Phoebe and Piper disappeared. Paige collapsed to the floor.

" What's the matter, Paige?" Leo asked. She burst into tears.

" He knows they're coming," she sobbed. Leo went snow white.

" The- the Incubus?"

" Yes." Paige curled up and wept.

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Phoebe and Piper reappeared in a very dark section of the Underworld. " Why does everything down here look the same?" Phoebe wondered aloud. " If they just got a couple of throw rugs, maybe some Pottery Barn stuff, it'd look really nice!"

Piper suppressed a laugh. " We're looking for the demon, OK? Get into Witch-mode, not Martha Stewart-mode."

A figure shimmered in. Phoebe whistled. The Incubus was really good- looking, even better than in the Book. Suddenly she imagined how good he's look without that black robe on…

Stop, Phoebe ordered herself. It's his demonic powers doing that. Piper had that same blank expression. Phoebe smacked her sister hard and Piper awoke from her trance.

" Oh look," the Incubus greeted them, as if they were old friends. " The in-laws have come to visit."

" You," Piper swallowed hard, NC-17 thoughts running through her mind, " you impregnated my sister with an evil baby. Now…now you're gonna pay."

" Really?" The Incubus suddenly changed. He grew a foot taller and black markings covered his face. His hair became long and black. The Incubus smiled, baring white, pointy teeth.

" Whoa," Phoebe said. Maybe he wasn't so good-looking after all.

A black fireball formed in his hands. He tossed it at Phoebe and Piper and they flew to the wall. The fire created a cage around the two sisters.

" Now you cannot interfere." The Incubus shimmered away. Phoebe shrugged. "Well, now we'll time to plan the décor." Piper glared at Phoebe.