Let's Get Messy Children!!! (Hope it's dumb enough for ya!)
Disclaimer: They only thing I own if my mom and the half-naked girl!
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*Ron and Harry enter their dormitory, as Ron recites a joke Fred and George had told him earlier*
Ron: And then the Beater said..." That's not a Bludger that's your mom!!"
Harry: *laughing* oh, that's a good one!! I like the part where.... *stops dead* errr... Ron.... errr.... why is there a strange half naked, unconscious girl on your bed??
Ron: Hermione!! I told you to wait until I figured out that enlargement spell.... *looks at the girl* oh... uhhh... that's not Hermione...
Harry: Thank god too! The last time I walked in on you guys, you made watch....*shudders*
Ron: What do you reckon we do with her??
Harry: She looks hurt, maybe we should take her to Madam Pomfrey..
Ron: Nah, Last time I was in the hospital wing I had a little TOO much fun with a thermometer and...uhhh.....*blushes* let's just say she's not to fond of me anymore...
Harry: Well she doesn't go to our school, so we can't take her to her common room... ummm what else can we do with her then?
Ron: Hey! Remember when Dumbledore gave you that note with the invisibility cloak, saying "your father left this in my possession" ?
Harry: Err... yeah....
Ron: Well maybe this is another of your father's possessions! *looks hopeful*
Harry: *blinks* My father owned a 15-year-old half-naked girl??? Umm, excuse me while I gag!
Ron: *shrugs* Hey, you never know....
Harry: uhhh.. any other ideas?
Ron: well, I have one idea.... but where are we going to get several gallons hot fudge, a Spanish midget, a whip, and a fat Blue Jay??
Harry: err, how about I ignore what you just said and we take her to Hermione.
Ron: Nah, Hermione isn't in to that. Once I tried to get Lavender involved, I thought we'd have a three.....
Harry: *stares at Ron*
Ron: *looks at his feet* uhh never mind...
Harry: Ok, let's just take her to Hermione
Disclaimer: They only thing I own if my mom and the half-naked girl!
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*Ron and Harry enter their dormitory, as Ron recites a joke Fred and George had told him earlier*
Ron: And then the Beater said..." That's not a Bludger that's your mom!!"
Harry: *laughing* oh, that's a good one!! I like the part where.... *stops dead* errr... Ron.... errr.... why is there a strange half naked, unconscious girl on your bed??
Ron: Hermione!! I told you to wait until I figured out that enlargement spell.... *looks at the girl* oh... uhhh... that's not Hermione...
Harry: Thank god too! The last time I walked in on you guys, you made watch....*shudders*
Ron: What do you reckon we do with her??
Harry: She looks hurt, maybe we should take her to Madam Pomfrey..
Ron: Nah, Last time I was in the hospital wing I had a little TOO much fun with a thermometer and...uhhh.....*blushes* let's just say she's not to fond of me anymore...
Harry: Well she doesn't go to our school, so we can't take her to her common room... ummm what else can we do with her then?
Ron: Hey! Remember when Dumbledore gave you that note with the invisibility cloak, saying "your father left this in my possession" ?
Harry: Err... yeah....
Ron: Well maybe this is another of your father's possessions! *looks hopeful*
Harry: *blinks* My father owned a 15-year-old half-naked girl??? Umm, excuse me while I gag!
Ron: *shrugs* Hey, you never know....
Harry: uhhh.. any other ideas?
Ron: well, I have one idea.... but where are we going to get several gallons hot fudge, a Spanish midget, a whip, and a fat Blue Jay??
Harry: err, how about I ignore what you just said and we take her to Hermione.
Ron: Nah, Hermione isn't in to that. Once I tried to get Lavender involved, I thought we'd have a three.....
Harry: *stares at Ron*
Ron: *looks at his feet* uhh never mind...
Harry: Ok, let's just take her to Hermione