Sweet Flaming Rocket Socks!! Look at all the reviews!!! The only thing that
would make this better is some hot goulash....mmmm goulash?
Whatever, enjoy the show!! (this chapter is kinda disturbing...sorrie!!)
Disclaimer: penis
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Chapter Three- mmm, fresh Weasley ass
Ron: Well, I wouldn't be trying to get a cheap feel if SOMEBODY would put out more often.....*looks at Hermione*
Hermione: Yeah, Geez Harry!! How could you deny Ron sex!!
George: Sex what?
*Fred and George enter*
Hermione: *quickly pushes the girl behind a chair* hehe, hey George. We were just discussing the fact that Harry has been denying Ron sex.
Fred: *waves a finger at Harry* tsk tsk tsk Harry! Ron is a growing boy who needs his sex. Just like I need Hermione to take off her shirt.. *looks hopeful*
Hermione: *snickers and then shakes her head at Fred*
Harry: *hits Fred* your a sick kid!!!
George: Wow Fred, he said you were sick and you haven't even tried to take advantage of him yet. I'd suspect that's a new record.
Fred: I think your right George!! We should celebrate! With hookers!!
George: Good plan.... Where's a hooker when you need one?
Ron: Oh, she's in the girl's dormitory.
George: Who is?
Ron: Lavender...
*Everyone snickers*
Fred: Good thinking... she's cheap too.
George: Let's get her then...
*Fred and George head in the direction of the girl's staircase*
Harry: Speaking of Greasy whores.... We've got potions, *checks his watch* in like two minutes...
*Hermione and Ron Groan*
Ron: Damnit! I hate potions!! Snape is always trying to take advantage of me!!
Hermione: well who wouldn't want some fresh Weasley ass? *wink*
Harry: Yeah! Who wouldn't want some fresh Weasley ass? *wink*
*Hermione and Ron stare at Harry*
Harry: Sorry... uhhh you know.... these uh panties... kinda get me carried away sometimes...
*Ron Shudders*
Hermione: that's.. er... nice...er.... shouldn't we be getting to class?
Ron: Wait!! Were forgetting about the half-naked girl!
Hermione: oh.. yeah... umm... well we can't leave her here because somebody will see her....
Harry: So why don't we put a shrinking spell on her and take her with us then?
Ron: oh good plan Harry! We'll put her in your bag Hermione.
Hermione: oh damnit, there's no room. Umm put her in your pocket Harry.
Harry: Can't.
Ron: Harry is trying out spandex pants.. *shudders* there's no pockets.
*Hermione stares*
Harry: Hey! I saw that shudder!! And I'll have you know that these pants are comfy!
Ron: you mean creepy? Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.
Hermione: We'll I guess you'll have to keep her in your pocket Ron.
Ron: *Grins* Wiiiiiiiiiith pleasure.
What will happen next?
Will they figure out the girl's identity? Will Fred and George get a go on the Hogwarts whore? Will Harry continue to wear creepy spandex pants?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'llllll seeeeeeeeeeeee!
Whatever, enjoy the show!! (this chapter is kinda disturbing...sorrie!!)
Disclaimer: penis
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Chapter Three- mmm, fresh Weasley ass
Ron: Well, I wouldn't be trying to get a cheap feel if SOMEBODY would put out more often.....*looks at Hermione*
Hermione: Yeah, Geez Harry!! How could you deny Ron sex!!
George: Sex what?
*Fred and George enter*
Hermione: *quickly pushes the girl behind a chair* hehe, hey George. We were just discussing the fact that Harry has been denying Ron sex.
Fred: *waves a finger at Harry* tsk tsk tsk Harry! Ron is a growing boy who needs his sex. Just like I need Hermione to take off her shirt.. *looks hopeful*
Hermione: *snickers and then shakes her head at Fred*
Harry: *hits Fred* your a sick kid!!!
George: Wow Fred, he said you were sick and you haven't even tried to take advantage of him yet. I'd suspect that's a new record.
Fred: I think your right George!! We should celebrate! With hookers!!
George: Good plan.... Where's a hooker when you need one?
Ron: Oh, she's in the girl's dormitory.
George: Who is?
Ron: Lavender...
*Everyone snickers*
Fred: Good thinking... she's cheap too.
George: Let's get her then...
*Fred and George head in the direction of the girl's staircase*
Harry: Speaking of Greasy whores.... We've got potions, *checks his watch* in like two minutes...
*Hermione and Ron Groan*
Ron: Damnit! I hate potions!! Snape is always trying to take advantage of me!!
Hermione: well who wouldn't want some fresh Weasley ass? *wink*
Harry: Yeah! Who wouldn't want some fresh Weasley ass? *wink*
*Hermione and Ron stare at Harry*
Harry: Sorry... uhhh you know.... these uh panties... kinda get me carried away sometimes...
*Ron Shudders*
Hermione: that's.. er... nice...er.... shouldn't we be getting to class?
Ron: Wait!! Were forgetting about the half-naked girl!
Hermione: oh.. yeah... umm... well we can't leave her here because somebody will see her....
Harry: So why don't we put a shrinking spell on her and take her with us then?
Ron: oh good plan Harry! We'll put her in your bag Hermione.
Hermione: oh damnit, there's no room. Umm put her in your pocket Harry.
Harry: Can't.
Ron: Harry is trying out spandex pants.. *shudders* there's no pockets.
*Hermione stares*
Harry: Hey! I saw that shudder!! And I'll have you know that these pants are comfy!
Ron: you mean creepy? Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.
Hermione: We'll I guess you'll have to keep her in your pocket Ron.
Ron: *Grins* Wiiiiiiiiiith pleasure.
What will happen next?
Will they figure out the girl's identity? Will Fred and George get a go on the Hogwarts whore? Will Harry continue to wear creepy spandex pants?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'llllll seeeeeeeeeeeee!