Look out! It's Chapter Four! Here to save your sex life!!
Disclaimer: APPARENTLY Harry Potter doesn't belong to me.. Some J.K something or other owns it….(yeah right)
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Chapter Four: More Fresh Weasley Ass!
*Hermione, Ron and Harry (in his creepy panties and spandex pants) are racing along the corridor to get to potions*
Ron: *out of breath* hold…*gasp*… up… *gasp*… guys *gasp*
Hermione: *stops running and groans* Ron! You're so out of shape! Just look at last night! We had to stop five times before you actually got inside my….
Harry: *cuts in* shhhh! Do you hear something?
*They all hear muffled moans coming from the suit of armor across the hall*
Hermione: Omg! What is that?
Ron: *holds a finger to his lips and sneaks over to the suit of armor*
Harry: what are you going to do?
Ron: shhh! Watch… *Ron swings back his foot and kicks the armor hard*
*Out tumbles two half-naked figures*
Ron: Oh sorry Lavender! I didn't know you were "working" here!!
*Harry and Hermione laugh*
Lavender: *pulls on her shirt* whatever, he wasn't very good anyway.. *Strolls off*
*Harry, Ron and Hermione laugh*
*Second figure gets up*
Ron: Oh and Malfoy! Sorry I ruined your only chance at getting some!
*Harry and Hermione laugh*
Malfoy: *straightening his robes* You know Weasley, you should really look into prostitution yourself! I mean, how else are your parents going to afford to send you through school?
Ron: Hey good plan! Can you ask your mom to give me some pointers?!
*Harry, Ron and Hermione walk off chuckling*
Harry: ah, that was great! The look on his face…
Hermione: haha, I know! It was totally priceless!
*The three arrive at the potion room door*
Harry: Ready to go in?
Ron: *shudder* I guess so....
*Harry Pulls the heavy wooden door open slowly and pears into the room*
Harry: Thank God! He's not here yet!
Snape: He is now...
Hermione: *Turns around quickly* Oh hi Professor! Sorry we were just...
Snape: Don't you "Hi Professor me!" Just get in there Granger!
*Hermione walks quickly into the dungeon*
Greasy Whore: oops! I mean.. Snape: Now YOU two! *turns to the boys and looks them up and down* uhh, you can go in Potter.....*Harry turns to go* ....but walk slowly so I can get a good look at your ass.
*Harry Shudders and walks quickly into the potions classroom*
Snape: Damnit....*turns to Ron and glares* Now Weasley.............. wwwwhy haven't you been returning any of my owls! *cries* I... I.. thought we had something special!! *sobs and blows his nose in his robes*
Ron: uh.. uh... *backs up slightly*
Snape: *still crying* don't you find me attractive??
Ron: oh.. uh... that's not it Professor...
Snape: *sobs* Is it the age difference???
Ron: uh..uh... yeah... that's it..
Snape: *sniff* True love is ageless Weasley! *wipes his nose on his the back of his hand*
Ron: *shudders* That.. uh.. maybe so Professor but.. uh.. I just don't think it would work out....
Snape: *stops crying suddenly* FINE!! If you're going to be like that then 50 points from Gryffindor!
Ron: *mouth drops* Fine... *turns to go into the classroom*
Snape: WAIT!! If I can't have you Weasley, I must have some of that fresh Weasley ass! *slaps Ron's ass*
Ron: *yelps* Omg!
Snape: Hey, wait a minute... your ass isn't usually that lumpy... What have you got in your pocket?? *Grabs Ron, puts his hand in his back pocket and pulls out the miniature half-naked unconscious girl*
Snape: *looks shocked* AND WHAT IS THIS WEASLEY?? You can't have ME, but you can have this... this.. this... monstrosity! 50 more points from Gryffindor! And I'm confiscating this thing of yours! *Turns around and marches into the potions classroom*
Ron: Oh..... Fuck.....
That's aaaaaaaaaaaall folks!
What Will happen Next???
Will Ron be emotionally scarred for the rest of his life?? Will They get the half-naked girl back from Snape? Will Ron get male prostitution tips from Mrs. Malfoy?
Weeeeeee'll Seeeeeee!
Disclaimer: APPARENTLY Harry Potter doesn't belong to me.. Some J.K something or other owns it….(yeah right)
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Chapter Four: More Fresh Weasley Ass!
*Hermione, Ron and Harry (in his creepy panties and spandex pants) are racing along the corridor to get to potions*
Ron: *out of breath* hold…*gasp*… up… *gasp*… guys *gasp*
Hermione: *stops running and groans* Ron! You're so out of shape! Just look at last night! We had to stop five times before you actually got inside my….
Harry: *cuts in* shhhh! Do you hear something?
*They all hear muffled moans coming from the suit of armor across the hall*
Hermione: Omg! What is that?
Ron: *holds a finger to his lips and sneaks over to the suit of armor*
Harry: what are you going to do?
Ron: shhh! Watch… *Ron swings back his foot and kicks the armor hard*
*Out tumbles two half-naked figures*
Ron: Oh sorry Lavender! I didn't know you were "working" here!!
*Harry and Hermione laugh*
Lavender: *pulls on her shirt* whatever, he wasn't very good anyway.. *Strolls off*
*Harry, Ron and Hermione laugh*
*Second figure gets up*
Ron: Oh and Malfoy! Sorry I ruined your only chance at getting some!
*Harry and Hermione laugh*
Malfoy: *straightening his robes* You know Weasley, you should really look into prostitution yourself! I mean, how else are your parents going to afford to send you through school?
Ron: Hey good plan! Can you ask your mom to give me some pointers?!
*Harry, Ron and Hermione walk off chuckling*
Harry: ah, that was great! The look on his face…
Hermione: haha, I know! It was totally priceless!
*The three arrive at the potion room door*
Harry: Ready to go in?
Ron: *shudder* I guess so....
*Harry Pulls the heavy wooden door open slowly and pears into the room*
Harry: Thank God! He's not here yet!
Snape: He is now...
Hermione: *Turns around quickly* Oh hi Professor! Sorry we were just...
Snape: Don't you "Hi Professor me!" Just get in there Granger!
*Hermione walks quickly into the dungeon*
Greasy Whore: oops! I mean.. Snape: Now YOU two! *turns to the boys and looks them up and down* uhh, you can go in Potter.....*Harry turns to go* ....but walk slowly so I can get a good look at your ass.
*Harry Shudders and walks quickly into the potions classroom*
Snape: Damnit....*turns to Ron and glares* Now Weasley.............. wwwwhy haven't you been returning any of my owls! *cries* I... I.. thought we had something special!! *sobs and blows his nose in his robes*
Ron: uh.. uh... *backs up slightly*
Snape: *still crying* don't you find me attractive??
Ron: oh.. uh... that's not it Professor...
Snape: *sobs* Is it the age difference???
Ron: uh..uh... yeah... that's it..
Snape: *sniff* True love is ageless Weasley! *wipes his nose on his the back of his hand*
Ron: *shudders* That.. uh.. maybe so Professor but.. uh.. I just don't think it would work out....
Snape: *stops crying suddenly* FINE!! If you're going to be like that then 50 points from Gryffindor!
Ron: *mouth drops* Fine... *turns to go into the classroom*
Snape: WAIT!! If I can't have you Weasley, I must have some of that fresh Weasley ass! *slaps Ron's ass*
Ron: *yelps* Omg!
Snape: Hey, wait a minute... your ass isn't usually that lumpy... What have you got in your pocket?? *Grabs Ron, puts his hand in his back pocket and pulls out the miniature half-naked unconscious girl*
Snape: *looks shocked* AND WHAT IS THIS WEASLEY?? You can't have ME, but you can have this... this.. this... monstrosity! 50 more points from Gryffindor! And I'm confiscating this thing of yours! *Turns around and marches into the potions classroom*
Ron: Oh..... Fuck.....
That's aaaaaaaaaaaall folks!
What Will happen Next???
Will Ron be emotionally scarred for the rest of his life?? Will They get the half-naked girl back from Snape? Will Ron get male prostitution tips from Mrs. Malfoy?
Weeeeeee'll Seeeeeee!