Weasley Wizarding Weekly
Issue 1, Vol. 1
Ginny here to answer the first three questions....well....actually two....one's from Soda....calling me a little whore. All I have to say to her is evil bitch!!! *glares* Now let's get to the first set of replies shall we?
*~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Dear Ginny,
Is it true that you did 'something' with Potter in the Prefect's Bathroom the other night? ^^ You bad, bad girl!
-FF Queen
(PS: I bet you did! :P)
Dear FF Queen,
What do you mean by 'something'?! If you're talking about hard-core anal sex....*eeep*....no I was not. I'm an innocent virgin who wishes to remain so until that one perfect man comes along. With the perfect sized....bank account. What I was really doing in the prefect's bathroom should remain a secret but I'm sure that that evil bitch Soda needs food and water. Always remember that duct-tape and toilets go hand - in - hand.
Love, Ginny
(P.S: I didn't! I already told you that....although that's a good idea. Harry does have an enormous....bank account.)
*~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Hey Ginny,
Is it true that you were getting hot and heavy with Draco in the 3rd floor closet, or was that Hermione? ::grins evilly:: If so, how is Draco in bed? I heard he was like an animal... If he is, can you hook me up with him? If he says no, then he is missing out on a good shag. Thanks!
P.S. Are George or Fred free if Draco isn't?
-Aquacutie18
Dear Aquacutie,
No it isn't true that I was getting "hot and heavy" with Malfoy in the 3rd floor closet. And it wasn't Hermione because she was with me studying in the library. Besides, although Malfoy has a gigantic....bank account, he's not my type....he's more like a pesky rodent to me. As for how Malfoy is in bed....oh the horror!!! I wouldn't know but you might try Soda for she is not only an evil bitch but also a first class whore. Animal in bed?! Are you purposely trying to scar me for life?! I can try to hook you up with him but it's a well-known fact that he prefers donkey's contrary to popular belief. Therefore I guess he is an animal in bed....or he has an animal in bed....either way there's an animal in his bed. Now I'm thankful that you decided to take time out of you're obviously busy schedule but please keep you're personal belief on you're shagging abilities to yourself. We at the Weekly don't care to get a glimpse into you're life. We have far better one's to live.
~Ginny
(P.S: No George and Fred are not free....they spend most of their time with Slush. It's actually a chore to tear them away from her. Sorry.)
*~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Who gets to write Ginny? Huh, well who? Huh? Huh? Tell me damn you! Heheheheh! Yay...Ginny little whore, non? I am hyper...my band is the shit! Anyways...hehehehe, even though I read before posted, is funnier now when even more hyper! haha...smarties are fun... but bad at the same time...*giggles*
-canihavea-soda
Dearest evil bitch Soda,
What the fuck do you mean who gets to write Ginny? I get to write Ginny....seeing as I am Ginny! Me....you dumb fuck! Huh what? I did tell you....evil bitch! I'm not a whore....but you definitely are! How could you have read it before it was posted you lazy ass hoochie? It wasn't posted then....slimy git!! I do however agree that smarties are fun and bad at the same time. I don't giggle like a fool though when I eat them. Please refrain from littering in our review box if you have nothing clever to say. Dirty whore evil bitch!!!!
Forever better then you!*sticks out tongue*
~Ginny Weasley
*~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Well....that was somewhat fun....although....personally I can't wait to see Percy answer the next set of questions. He get's all flustered and nervous. He seems to have something against incestuous acts....anywayz....I have to go....Draco's waiting in the 4th floor closet. Had to change our meeting place....seems we got ourselves some peeping Aquacutie's. Next up is none other then the constipated Percy Weasley. Try and make the questions original....that way we can see him sweat about them....