Weasley Wizarding Weekly
Issue 1, Vol. 3
Oy!! I was looking forward to this but it seems that everyone likes my family members better then me. Even Percy....*gags*....got questions. I only got one! And it doesn't even count cuz it was from Soda and Slush's freind Starbrat! But I'll answer it cuz she's the only person who loves me. *sobs*
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Okay, red leather, check. White chocolate? I like black! Oh well, I suppose we can have both.
Dear Ron,
Hmm... Argh, can't think of anything dirty at the moment (too young for my tastes) So hi, how you doing, and since Percy's being a prick about it - will YOU tell Bill to come over?
-Starbrat
Dear Starbrat,
Too young for your tastes? What's too young....and besides age aint nothing but a number....at least that's what Dumbledore says. Uh....hi! I'm doing great....a little sore but that'll go away soon enough. I guess I can tell Bill to come over but he'll want to know what you'll be doing. Does it involve a metal pipe and peanut butter? If it does....I think he'll come over then. I hope you have fun and remember to shower afterwards....peanut butter is sticky....yummy....but sticky. Oy! Good luch with the red leather and white chocolate. Kinky!
~Ron
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As much as I'd just love to say that was amazingly fun....I can't! It was boring....only one question! ONE!!!! Come on people....ask more questions then that....my mother will be a tad angry if she only gets one question. She's up next so get in your questions....