Disclaimer: again I do not own zoids or the movie legend of the drunken master. I would really like to, and be filthy rich. Speaking of that does any one know I could become owner of them both for about *looks in wallet* 5 bucks and 58 cents?
Brad sat alone in his room at the Blitz team base. Worshiping his money and his bottle of twenty dollar bootlegged whiskey. "I must become one with the bottle, when I attain that level then I can be rich and become one with the money." Brad chanted this over and over.
There was a knock at the door. "HOW DARE YOU DISTURB ME WHILE I'M BECOMING ONE WITH THE BOTTLE!" Bit ran for his life like Leena was after him while Brad continued his insane ranting. And wave after wave of Alcohol smell drifted from under the door. After Brad had finished his rant he began to think. And in his drunken stupor we all know how this idea will end up. "I will make them become one with the bottle with me" Brad's eyes opened at the thought. It was such a wonderful idea then they could finally be interested in the money in battling. Bit would calm down, Leena would too. Doc would stop acting so foolishly, and Jamie... he would finally chill out and stop stressing so much. With his new goal in sight he began to plan about how he would bring his drunken brilliance to light so that all of them would see the light.
Bit ran down and out of the hallway to get away from brad so fast he didn't even stop as he ran over Jamie in his effort to get away from his crazy teammate. This was Bit's down fall as he ran into the Rec. room and straight into Leena. With Leena not paying much attention he tackled her and to both of their shocked expressions their lips met in a short kiss. To the surprise of both Bit and Leena, she put her arms around him in an effort to keep him there a little longer. But she was a second to short as Bit had already started to get off of her as he was apologizing for tackling her. "Leena I'm so sorry, Brad was chanting again, and I went to tell him dinner was ready like you asked but he went insane and yelled at me and I couldn't understand him. Oh god he went insane." Bit was cut short by Leena slapping him so hard that it knocked him over once again.
"Bit Cloud, I swear if your lying I'll beat you to the very thread of life that you have. And why do I smell cheap whiskey now?" Over Leena's anger Brad could be heard yelling " that cost me twenty bucks."
"What did Brad knock over this time?" Was Leena's sedated reply.
"How much you wanna bet it was Naomi?" Replied Bit dryly.
"Five bucks ok with you?"
"Yep, works for me."
In the mean time Jamie had gotten up and told Brad that dinner was almost ready and had a completely different reply than Bit did. "Dinner? Yes dinner, I will be out shortly, Jamie." Was Brad's new reply.
Brad still had his master plan developing in his mind. If dinner wasn't ready yet, he could slip in and spike every thing with his wonderful alcohol. By the time he was finished they would be almost as drunk as he was after one meal. Brad swiftly walked out of his room and the foul stench of alcohol followed him. He dodged right, left, and right again to get into the kitchen with his beautiful bottle. He added the foul mix to every piece of food there so that not a single one was without the impure touch of the powerful liquor. He had almost completely drained his bottle of alcohol in this one meal, good thing he had more, a lot more. Soon they would be with him and they would mellow out. But he was never prepared for what happened.
The Blitz team sat down to a wonderfully huge banquet to celebrate they're winning that last match. "Wow, this smells great Jamie what did you make?" asked Leena as she eyed the food in front of her.
"Ah, just a few things, some hamburgers, salad, with my own recipe for the dressing, chili, cornbread, garlic bread, some steak, mushrooms, and for Doc I made some of my Dad's special beer bread. Powerful just the way it's supposed to be made." Jamie ran on telling of the other sorts of foods he had made.
Brad sat there completely speechless when Jamie had mentioned his dad's beer bread. He put a lot of his liquor into it. This was not part of his plan, Doc would survive it seeing as he weighed more than Bit Leena, and Jamie. Poor Jamie he couldn't eat too much tonight or he could possibly end up passing out from the alcohol consumption, maybe even dying from it. But he stayed silent the whole meal and watched as every one gorged themselves on the alcoholic feast in front of them and they didn't even know the amount of alcohol that they were consuming when they took one bite from the beer bread.
By the end of dinner every one was loosening up, brad had to admit Jamie could take his liquor even if he didn't know he was taken it. Bit and Leena who had eaten the most out of all of them seemed to not notice the alcohol's effect on them yet. They were just talking pleasantly, and having a grand time. With the powerful liquor having them under its control they shed all their inhibitions leaving their judgement at a huge loss, and with out knowing that they were under its effects they had no way of fighting back mentally, no way at all to restrain themselves. So as Bit's confidence soared he got up the courage to ask Leena what he wanted to say earlier.
"Hey, Leena"
"Yeah, Bit what is it?"
"I was kinda wondering if you'd like to go out on the town sometime." Bit had a sloppy grin on his face from all the liquor, Leena's cheeks where rosy from the warming effects of the alcohol.
"Its about time, Bit Cloud." Leena leaned in close and gave him a kiss on the cheek. By now all of them smelled like Brad's cheap twenty-dollar whiskey.
Doc stood up abruptly startling every one yelling at the top of his lungs. "I'VE GOT IT, A BRAND NEW CAS SYSTEM FOR THE LIGER." A tulip screen was behind him and Jamie was throwing tulip petals by. "Thank you Jamie that will be all." Doc finished off the last of the beer bread and ran off with a huge grin on his face about his idea spurred by a drunken stupor.
"Wow, life can't get much better than this. I feel great, I have a girlfriend, and Docs gonna make me a new CAS system for the Liger." Bit spoke looking absolutely sick.
Brad was thinking again now, maybe he had used too much of his miracle liquor? Naaaa, couldn't be.
Ask and you shall receive, I just was full of ideas today. And since I got such a positive feed back the people get what they want. Next time they have their first drunken battle. Well at least the first for every except Brad. What drunken antics will they find next time? R&R Please.
Brad sat alone in his room at the Blitz team base. Worshiping his money and his bottle of twenty dollar bootlegged whiskey. "I must become one with the bottle, when I attain that level then I can be rich and become one with the money." Brad chanted this over and over.
There was a knock at the door. "HOW DARE YOU DISTURB ME WHILE I'M BECOMING ONE WITH THE BOTTLE!" Bit ran for his life like Leena was after him while Brad continued his insane ranting. And wave after wave of Alcohol smell drifted from under the door. After Brad had finished his rant he began to think. And in his drunken stupor we all know how this idea will end up. "I will make them become one with the bottle with me" Brad's eyes opened at the thought. It was such a wonderful idea then they could finally be interested in the money in battling. Bit would calm down, Leena would too. Doc would stop acting so foolishly, and Jamie... he would finally chill out and stop stressing so much. With his new goal in sight he began to plan about how he would bring his drunken brilliance to light so that all of them would see the light.
Bit ran down and out of the hallway to get away from brad so fast he didn't even stop as he ran over Jamie in his effort to get away from his crazy teammate. This was Bit's down fall as he ran into the Rec. room and straight into Leena. With Leena not paying much attention he tackled her and to both of their shocked expressions their lips met in a short kiss. To the surprise of both Bit and Leena, she put her arms around him in an effort to keep him there a little longer. But she was a second to short as Bit had already started to get off of her as he was apologizing for tackling her. "Leena I'm so sorry, Brad was chanting again, and I went to tell him dinner was ready like you asked but he went insane and yelled at me and I couldn't understand him. Oh god he went insane." Bit was cut short by Leena slapping him so hard that it knocked him over once again.
"Bit Cloud, I swear if your lying I'll beat you to the very thread of life that you have. And why do I smell cheap whiskey now?" Over Leena's anger Brad could be heard yelling " that cost me twenty bucks."
"What did Brad knock over this time?" Was Leena's sedated reply.
"How much you wanna bet it was Naomi?" Replied Bit dryly.
"Five bucks ok with you?"
"Yep, works for me."
In the mean time Jamie had gotten up and told Brad that dinner was almost ready and had a completely different reply than Bit did. "Dinner? Yes dinner, I will be out shortly, Jamie." Was Brad's new reply.
Brad still had his master plan developing in his mind. If dinner wasn't ready yet, he could slip in and spike every thing with his wonderful alcohol. By the time he was finished they would be almost as drunk as he was after one meal. Brad swiftly walked out of his room and the foul stench of alcohol followed him. He dodged right, left, and right again to get into the kitchen with his beautiful bottle. He added the foul mix to every piece of food there so that not a single one was without the impure touch of the powerful liquor. He had almost completely drained his bottle of alcohol in this one meal, good thing he had more, a lot more. Soon they would be with him and they would mellow out. But he was never prepared for what happened.
The Blitz team sat down to a wonderfully huge banquet to celebrate they're winning that last match. "Wow, this smells great Jamie what did you make?" asked Leena as she eyed the food in front of her.
"Ah, just a few things, some hamburgers, salad, with my own recipe for the dressing, chili, cornbread, garlic bread, some steak, mushrooms, and for Doc I made some of my Dad's special beer bread. Powerful just the way it's supposed to be made." Jamie ran on telling of the other sorts of foods he had made.
Brad sat there completely speechless when Jamie had mentioned his dad's beer bread. He put a lot of his liquor into it. This was not part of his plan, Doc would survive it seeing as he weighed more than Bit Leena, and Jamie. Poor Jamie he couldn't eat too much tonight or he could possibly end up passing out from the alcohol consumption, maybe even dying from it. But he stayed silent the whole meal and watched as every one gorged themselves on the alcoholic feast in front of them and they didn't even know the amount of alcohol that they were consuming when they took one bite from the beer bread.
By the end of dinner every one was loosening up, brad had to admit Jamie could take his liquor even if he didn't know he was taken it. Bit and Leena who had eaten the most out of all of them seemed to not notice the alcohol's effect on them yet. They were just talking pleasantly, and having a grand time. With the powerful liquor having them under its control they shed all their inhibitions leaving their judgement at a huge loss, and with out knowing that they were under its effects they had no way of fighting back mentally, no way at all to restrain themselves. So as Bit's confidence soared he got up the courage to ask Leena what he wanted to say earlier.
"Hey, Leena"
"Yeah, Bit what is it?"
"I was kinda wondering if you'd like to go out on the town sometime." Bit had a sloppy grin on his face from all the liquor, Leena's cheeks where rosy from the warming effects of the alcohol.
"Its about time, Bit Cloud." Leena leaned in close and gave him a kiss on the cheek. By now all of them smelled like Brad's cheap twenty-dollar whiskey.
Doc stood up abruptly startling every one yelling at the top of his lungs. "I'VE GOT IT, A BRAND NEW CAS SYSTEM FOR THE LIGER." A tulip screen was behind him and Jamie was throwing tulip petals by. "Thank you Jamie that will be all." Doc finished off the last of the beer bread and ran off with a huge grin on his face about his idea spurred by a drunken stupor.
"Wow, life can't get much better than this. I feel great, I have a girlfriend, and Docs gonna make me a new CAS system for the Liger." Bit spoke looking absolutely sick.
Brad was thinking again now, maybe he had used too much of his miracle liquor? Naaaa, couldn't be.
Ask and you shall receive, I just was full of ideas today. And since I got such a positive feed back the people get what they want. Next time they have their first drunken battle. Well at least the first for every except Brad. What drunken antics will they find next time? R&R Please.